Thursday, May 05, 2005

pinkie


Speculation and gossip about a neighbor: does the abundace of teeth and feelers make up for the no-hair qualities? Sloth wonders.

8 Comments:

At 5:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ow, it's hurting my eyes! Make it go back into its hole, Sloth, quick!

 
At 11:34 PM, Blogger Mountain Man said...

I love this pink wonder. He seems friendly and curious. Let him be, do not allow him to threaten you. Learn his ways and kiss him.

 
At 10:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

sloth, is this really your neighbor? are you living in the aftermath of nuclear war?

 
At 11:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He looks like something I pulled from my, excuse me, butthole, yesterday. I thought I had tapeworms but I guess it was something else.

 
At 12:41 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Jasper, Sloth recommends a trip to your proctologist. Get that looked at! Durf, this is just another expression of Nature, which isn't always what we imagine it to be. Sloth kisses the pink teeth.

 
At 12:44 PM, Blogger sloth said...

MM, you are the wonder. Sloth is transfixed.

 
At 10:05 PM, Blogger Mountain Man said...

MM is transfixed with sloth. MM would like to know more about you, ie what are your preferred nourishments?

 
At 12:06 AM, Blogger sloth said...

In an ideal world, sloth would have an endless supply of sticky buns, moldy peaches, and kumquat margaritas! What does a Mountain Man eat?

 

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