Wednesday, May 11, 2005

weedy


Suddenly there are these crazy weeds with a godzillian roots that grow straight down, maybe into the Earth's core, or maybe even farther. Maybe they grow right through the planet and into outer space! Round-Up only seemed to make them grow more; Sloth needs professional help with these pesky buggers. They are devilish.

9 Comments:

At 11:19 PM, Anonymous brambles said...

Dig up those roots, slothy, you might find some tubors!

 
At 11:22 PM, Anonymous Rapunzel said...

Once I fell asleep outside, and when I woke up, my hair had started to take root right in the soil. I couldn't lift my head up enough to even sit up. Luckily, I had my cell, and was able to call my stylist on speed-dial. She came right away and gave me a fabulous 'do. She's a genius.

 
At 11:30 PM, Anonymous Satan said...

No roots down here, so if they do go thru the earth, they must take a detour somewhere. Too bad. They are suggestive of torturousness.

 
At 11:32 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Sloth will hang some decorations on the roots for now, and wait for the tuft-remover to come by. If there are tubors, Sloth will make roasties for all the hairy beings.

 
At 10:35 AM, Blogger mountain man said...

I think you need heavy duty utility clippers and thick maintenance item gloves for this job. Have a friend do it though, Sloth, you will surely drop the clippers and we don't want anymore harm coming to you. I think you can carve topiary forms, no? Decoration is always a good idea.

Lovingly,

MM

 
At 10:57 AM, Anonymous Baby Denim said...

I am truly weedy.

 
At 11:02 AM, Blogger sloth said...

topiary - brilliant! Sloth will leave the weeds, and turn them into the next art project. MM is a bounty of brainchildren. Sloth is worshipful.

 
At 11:44 AM, Anonymous foilage said...

definitely save the weeds! The roots can be used by small critters to hide in. They look so inviting.

 
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