mystery

Sloth and Hyena False Penis were shopping for a new set of wheels the other day. At the used car lot, we were shown a buggy that looked good on the outside, but inside it was ripped to shreds. It was as if the interior had been given the deli-slicer treatment. Upon poking around in the car, we found a little slip of paper with "animal food" written on it. No animal was specified.


Maybe this one?


...or this one?

We wouldn't ever consider purchasing a vehicle in such terrible condition, as Wandee Love would not even set foot in it. She is very sensitive, and tends to have panic attacks when confronted with a situation that is impossible to clean.