Thursday, July 28, 2005

mystery

Sloth and Hyena False Penis were shopping for a new set of wheels the other day. At the used car lot, we were shown a buggy that looked good on the outside, but inside it was ripped to shreds. It was as if the interior had been given the deli-slicer treatment. Upon poking around in the car, we found a little slip of paper with "animal food" written on it. No animal was specified.


Maybe this one?


...or this one?

We wouldn't ever consider purchasing a vehicle in such terrible condition, as Wandee Love would not even set foot in it. She is very sensitive, and tends to have panic attacks when confronted with a situation that is impossible to clean.

16 Comments:

At 11:32 AM, Blogger postmoderndebunker said...

I think Wandee should ride in style, Sloth, and so should you and Hyena. I think the animal you are looking for has very sharp claws and teeth.

 
At 11:41 AM, Blogger mountain man said...

I love these little guys! Fun to cuddle in the day or night. Sloth deserves the riding mobile of champion status. Sloth should be carried atop an elephant, maybe. Sloth should wear crown.

 
At 1:20 PM, Anonymous krixfort said...

I am picturing sloth in a ricshaw pulled by robots as I am opposed to human slavery.

 
At 1:20 PM, Anonymous robot said...

I am feeling oppressed.

 
At 4:59 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Yes, a robot-rickshaw! brilliant. Maybe Roombas would work. It would be a low-rider rickshaw.

 
At 7:56 PM, Blogger Corny said...

I agree slothy should ride in style. I'm thinking a fuel efficient car like Fred Flinstones with glistening clones/robots (like those pictured by MM this morning) doing the necessary running. Slothy and co. can relax in the back seat and watch the repetitive landscape whiz by.

 
At 8:05 PM, Blogger Corny said...

By the by, thanks for sharing your paintings, I'm stunned, wow. I live, love and laugh with the flesh colored celing crying one big fat tear. Also the free floating ball unit, it's so sensuous and fleshy in a glistening clone like way. Now I feel I must know your true iddentity.

[paintings are posted in my comments zone from today]

 
At 8:24 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Thank you Corny! I thought you would like the crying painting. These paintings are a little on the oldish side - a year or 2. The current stuff is awkwardly transitioning into a more spontaneous way of working, and they are kicking and screaming the whole way.

 
At 8:39 PM, Anonymous kristy corpus said...

ALLELUIA to zog and all the creations within the mindful being of earth. bless all zog's creatures! Thank you Sloth for new knowledge. This only solidifies my faith.

 
At 9:12 AM, Blogger mountain man said...

SLOTH, your paintings looked fabulous. Really exuberant and swelling. I can't wait to see your new ones. I would love to visit your relic shack sometime. I was too shy to post mine...soon.

 
At 10:13 AM, Anonymous krixfort said...

I am in love with your paintings slothy.

 
At 1:44 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Many thanks... you guys keep me from jumping out the studio window sometimes.

 
At 10:14 PM, Blogger mountain man said...

Slothy have you settled on wheels? Nighty night and have a nice weekend. Bonjour to HFP.

 
At 10:27 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Yes, MM. We have a cute candy-apple-red buggy now. Wanna drag race? xxoo!

 
At 8:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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