Thursday, July 14, 2005

Uncle Monkey


Uncle Monkey dropped by the log today. He's going through a rough patch right now. He is anxious and worried about his health, his career, what people think about him, money of course, the weather, etc. etc. When he gets this way, his face kind of droops. He gets bags -- or actually, satchels -- under the eyes. Sloth's response is to tickle the monk. It's disrespectful, of course, but that face! It's a wrongness that must be remedied.

Scary thought: maybe Uncle M's face is a genetic reflection a deep-down droop in the psyche of Sloth. Smile, monkey! Be happy!

11 Comments:

At 12:17 AM, Blogger sloth said...

Maybe Uncle M will come to the Frialator. We could remove the cheeks in a ceremony, and fry them in butter. Good for the dipping.

 
At 7:15 AM, Blogger ham paw said...

Is uncle m sweaty under all that hair? my best wishes to him and his concerns. I sympathise with his worries and share them. please tell him there is another world where birds have human heads and potions are plentiful. I hope to see him and pat his head. Sloth, I may need my head patted too. I feel foul, but clean.

 
At 8:47 AM, Blogger Corny said...

This will cheer that Monkey right the hell up. Courtesy of BoadweeBlog.

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At 9:38 AM, Blogger sloth said...

Oh my god that was funny. "Bird of Pair of Dice..." beautiful!

 
At 9:39 AM, Anonymous wandee Love said...

I'm getting the Diamond Diana on my naughty hairs, Corny. Thanks for the referral!

 
At 9:46 AM, Anonymous hammy said...

Basket weave peacock is lovely.

 
At 10:14 AM, Blogger mountain man said...

Sloth there is no droop anywhere near you.

 
At 10:19 AM, Blogger postmoderndebunker said...

I love Cedric the perpetrator!

 
At 10:25 AM, Anonymous krixfort said...

Corny that was awesome. I also checked out the ghetto fabulous wedding link. I am still laughing.

 
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