Tripping
Once again, the open road beckons. Sloth and HFP have made plans for a 10-day getaway to our favorite eco-tourist lodge:
There are numerous nature-type activities to keep one busy there, such as drilling for grubs, rash-scratching, making grub-mash, terrorizing endangered species, etc. This will also present a terrific opportunity for HFP to expand his scat collection.
The lodge, while well-appointed, is not equipped with the latest wireless technologies, so we'll be renting a high-tech camper to keep up our accustomed lifestyle:
Thus, the log-blog will be maintained, if the equipment functions properly. Updates may be sporadic, as we will be very busy fending off nature in all of its many terrifying forms.
Wandee Love is staying home to look after Log, fertilize the weeds, and tend to the toast. She is so incredibly trustworthy and competent. We suspect that she is looking forward to her time alone; she has ordered an industrial-sized drum of bubble bath. We depart early Thursday.
posted by sloth @ 12:58 PM
19 comments
19 Comments:
slothy you are a vacation MAVEN! I like your camper.
Many thanks, Krixfort. Summertime is vacation-time, although there will be a modicum of income-producing drudgery as well. This is how we are paying for the fancy camper rental.
That's strawberry bath syrup, sugar. Bubbles are for babies.
I resent that.
Have fun Sloth and HFP!!! We will miss you dearly. Wandee, don't drink all Sloth's sauce in Sloth's absence.
Not to miss, oh MM; we will be checking in periodically to file our reports. Perhaps there will even be web-cam photos of giant mosquitos and whatnot.
Oh please photograph the what-not. All my life I have been dying to know what it looks like.
I like the camper van, it looks like a sturdy old thing and I bet you'll come back with a fanfrickentastic set of calf muscles... Lick a frog for me.
Thanks, Corny! The van has a log theme, as you can see from the image. It is much larger on the inside than the outside, like a clown car. When you step inside, the walls recede in the distance and many marvels reveal themselves. There is a craft area, a food court, and of course a slumber chamber. There's a music area with tom-toms and such.
MM, we will photograph the whatnot for sure, if it holds still long enough.
craft area craft area craft area. yes.
tell HFP not to get too carried away with the man drum circle.
I am hopeful that you are enjoying your time away and that potent rituals are descending onto your bunghole.
I adore your magickal ways.
Report from the trail: Weather is balmy, with night after night of apocolyptic-looking sunsets. Strange yipping and yapping outside at night; the world teems.
I MISS YOU SLOTH!!!! Say hi to Hyena. Kisses from Precious Moments, MM and Uncle Fritz.
i have been watching you sloth. i am a visitor from the impending apocalypse, but for now I travel to the past in search of pay day bars and small, saltless sunflower seeds. please stay tuned to the sunset. it knows many things.
My darling sweet-natured Sloth, I hope you are finding plunderous vague notions and slender sand-dashing unities in the vacation arena. I MISS YOU!!!!
i miss you too sloth!
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