Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Tripping

Once again, the open road beckons. Sloth and HFP have made plans for a 10-day getaway to our favorite eco-tourist lodge:



There are numerous nature-type activities to keep one busy there, such as drilling for grubs, rash-scratching, making grub-mash, terrorizing endangered species, etc. This will also present a terrific opportunity for HFP to expand his scat collection.

The lodge, while well-appointed, is not equipped with the latest wireless technologies, so we'll be renting a high-tech camper to keep up our accustomed lifestyle:



Thus, the log-blog will be maintained, if the equipment functions properly. Updates may be sporadic, as we will be very busy fending off nature in all of its many terrifying forms.

Wandee Love is staying home to look after Log, fertilize the weeds, and tend to the toast. She is so incredibly trustworthy and competent. We suspect that she is looking forward to her time alone; she has ordered an industrial-sized drum of bubble bath. We depart early Thursday.

20 Comments:

At 2:01 PM, Anonymous krixfort said...

slothy you are a vacation MAVEN! I like your camper.

 
At 2:12 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Many thanks, Krixfort. Summertime is vacation-time, although there will be a modicum of income-producing drudgery as well. This is how we are paying for the fancy camper rental.

 
At 2:27 PM, Anonymous Wandee Love said...

That's strawberry bath syrup, sugar. Bubbles are for babies.

 
At 2:35 PM, Anonymous Bubbles said...

I resent that.

 
At 2:41 PM, Anonymous Mountain Man said...

Have fun Sloth and HFP!!! We will miss you dearly. Wandee, don't drink all Sloth's sauce in Sloth's absence.

 
At 2:48 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Not to miss, oh MM; we will be checking in periodically to file our reports. Perhaps there will even be web-cam photos of giant mosquitos and whatnot.

 
At 6:06 PM, Anonymous Mountain Man said...

Oh please photograph the what-not. All my life I have been dying to know what it looks like.

 
At 9:58 PM, Blogger Corny said...

I like the camper van, it looks like a sturdy old thing and I bet you'll come back with a fanfrickentastic set of calf muscles... Lick a frog for me.

 
At 12:34 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Thanks, Corny! The van has a log theme, as you can see from the image. It is much larger on the inside than the outside, like a clown car. When you step inside, the walls recede in the distance and many marvels reveal themselves. There is a craft area, a food court, and of course a slumber chamber. There's a music area with tom-toms and such.

 
At 12:35 PM, Blogger sloth said...

MM, we will photograph the whatnot for sure, if it holds still long enough.

 
At 4:47 PM, Blogger fairy butler said...

craft area craft area craft area. yes.

 
At 4:31 PM, Anonymous krixfort said...

tell HFP not to get too carried away with the man drum circle.

 
At 11:49 AM, Blogger postmoderndebunker said...

Hi Sloth!! Miss you and hope you are having fun!

 
At 8:35 PM, Anonymous Preparation M said...

I am hopeful that you are enjoying your time away and that potent rituals are descending onto your bunghole.

I adore your magickal ways.

 
At 10:34 AM, Blogger sloth said...

Report from the trail: Weather is balmy, with night after night of apocolyptic-looking sunsets. Strange yipping and yapping outside at night; the world teems.

 
At 8:48 PM, Anonymous Precious Moments said...

I MISS YOU SLOTH!!!! Say hi to Hyena. Kisses from Precious Moments, MM and Uncle Fritz.

 
At 9:57 AM, Anonymous bat phantasm flyer said...

i have been watching you sloth. i am a visitor from the impending apocalypse, but for now I travel to the past in search of pay day bars and small, saltless sunflower seeds. please stay tuned to the sunset. it knows many things.

 
At 6:35 PM, Anonymous Liquid Pants Suit said...

My darling sweet-natured Sloth, I hope you are finding plunderous vague notions and slender sand-dashing unities in the vacation arena. I MISS YOU!!!!

 
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