sloth family jamboree
Ah, the joys of a vacation spent in close quarters with parents and siblings. Even better when there is no electricity or hot water! Normally, this would be a hazardous undertaking, but Sloth donned special protective gear in order to avoid injury:
The Chicklets loved this outfit especially; they found that it was huge fun to jump up and down on Sloth's inflated roundness. It caused them to giggle and shriek uncontrollably. Also, it was cool to float in the ocean like a big inner-tube. When it was time to pack up and go home, the air inside the bodysuit was swapped out for helium. A good northeast breeze made for a smooth trip back to the unparalleled comforts of Log.
In the meantime, Hyena FP was completing an important transaction, that of finalizing the acquisition of some spiff wheels:
We are beside ourselves with excitement, and are considering entering it in some Nascar events. So far, however, we do not have a name for our beloved red buggy. Any suggestions would be most welcome.
18 Comments:
but please do not feel obligated to suggest a name. only if the inspiration strikes. Sloth and HFP are too addled to think of one at this time. Something about the fried ozone shorting out the dendrites...
what color of red?
hi sloth! we missed you.
Sloth your outfit is outrageous. You have a taste for the humid and carnal. Bounce bounce bounce. Good going on the wheels.
Hi FB! It's nice to go away, and also nice to come back. We must do the karaoke outing soon, don't you think?
Confused, the color is cherry red, fire-engine red, candy-apple red, red, red!
Edith, your name is lovely. It makes me think of shiny objects wrapped in clear plastic.
Hi Sloth. I like your style.
the outfit, it looks very natural on you. is it made of whaleskin or michelin?
My truck's name is Ruby. how about Scarlett or Charlotte?
I like the name Cecil.
Monster Spank, the suit is pure michelin, as you suspected. This facilitates the Hippity-Hop effect.
Good name suggestions; a list is being compiled, and HFP will be consulted.
So this is the dude that saved those poorly subbed Russians. Word.
Yay for the bathysphere!
Brenty, your writing is a breath of fresh air. All must read. A link has been carved into the bark of logworld.
HAA is so tickled he's thirsty for punch made of ginger ale, hawaiin punch and sherbert. Just like the prom, but without the booze and the puking girlfriend.
welcome back Slothy, we missed u.
I might consider the naming your car "Pimple"
welcome back Slothy, we missed u.
I might consider the naming your car "Pimple"
Thank you, Corny. Most excellent suggestion. It could be "Pimp" for short, or the classic "Pimp Mobile."
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