Friday, August 05, 2005

sloth family jamboree

Ah, the joys of a vacation spent in close quarters with parents and siblings. Even better when there is no electricity or hot water! Normally, this would be a hazardous undertaking, but Sloth donned special protective gear in order to avoid injury:



The Chicklets loved this outfit especially; they found that it was huge fun to jump up and down on Sloth's inflated roundness. It caused them to giggle and shriek uncontrollably. Also, it was cool to float in the ocean like a big inner-tube. When it was time to pack up and go home, the air inside the bodysuit was swapped out for helium. A good northeast breeze made for a smooth trip back to the unparalleled comforts of Log.

In the meantime, Hyena FP was completing an important transaction, that of finalizing the acquisition of some spiff wheels:



We are beside ourselves with excitement, and are considering entering it in some Nascar events. So far, however, we do not have a name for our beloved red buggy. Any suggestions would be most welcome.

18 Comments:

At 8:41 PM, Blogger sloth said...

but please do not feel obligated to suggest a name. only if the inspiration strikes. Sloth and HFP are too addled to think of one at this time. Something about the fried ozone shorting out the dendrites...

 
At 7:18 AM, Anonymous confused? said...

what color of red?

 
At 9:56 AM, Blogger fairy butler said...

hi sloth! we missed you.

 
At 10:05 AM, Anonymous Edith said...

Sloth your outfit is outrageous. You have a taste for the humid and carnal. Bounce bounce bounce. Good going on the wheels.

 
At 11:27 AM, Blogger sloth said...

Hi FB! It's nice to go away, and also nice to come back. We must do the karaoke outing soon, don't you think?

 
At 11:31 AM, Blogger sloth said...

Confused, the color is cherry red, fire-engine red, candy-apple red, red, red!

Edith, your name is lovely. It makes me think of shiny objects wrapped in clear plastic.

 
At 11:55 AM, Blogger mountain man said...

Hi Sloth. I like your style.

 
At 3:12 PM, Blogger wala said...

the outfit, it looks very natural on you. is it made of whaleskin or michelin?

 
At 11:04 PM, Anonymous Kristy Corpus said...

My truck's name is Ruby. how about Scarlett or Charlotte?

 
At 8:50 AM, Anonymous krixfort said...

I like the name Cecil.

 
At 11:16 AM, Blogger sloth said...

Monster Spank, the suit is pure michelin, as you suspected. This facilitates the Hippity-Hop effect.

 
At 11:18 AM, Blogger sloth said...

Good name suggestions; a list is being compiled, and HFP will be consulted.

 
At 1:14 PM, Blogger Heart As Arena said...

So this is the dude that saved those poorly subbed Russians. Word.

 
At 2:57 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Yay for the bathysphere!

Brenty, your writing is a breath of fresh air. All must read. A link has been carved into the bark of logworld.

 
At 8:58 PM, Blogger Heart As Arena said...

HAA is so tickled he's thirsty for punch made of ginger ale, hawaiin punch and sherbert. Just like the prom, but without the booze and the puking girlfriend.

 
At 4:47 PM, Blogger Corny said...

welcome back Slothy, we missed u.
I might consider the naming your car "Pimple"

 
At 4:47 PM, Blogger Corny said...

welcome back Slothy, we missed u.
I might consider the naming your car "Pimple"

 
At 5:25 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Thank you, Corny. Most excellent suggestion. It could be "Pimp" for short, or the classic "Pimp Mobile."

 

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