Tuesday, January 10, 2006

shred this



The onset of winter has traditionally caused much grumbling and teeth-gnashing, Logside. This year will be different: a decision has been made to Embrace the Pain. In that spirit, Thursday morning is the departure-time for even more frigid temps in the Colorado Rockies, in order to test the survival skills with a group of tasty pals, Donner-party style. If you don't hear anything after next Wednesday, send the Saint Bernards, or you will have to wait for the spring thaw & bring a blow-drier to melt the sloth- and hyena-popsicles. It'll be sort of like when they found that frozen mastadon in the glacier... but with more tufted fur bits.

20 Comments:

At 5:50 PM, Anonymous eternal rectum said...

I hear they have Oxy bars there...

 
At 6:34 PM, Blogger sloth said...

That's OXYGEN bars, ER.

This feels kinda suicidal... sloths are really tropical critters, so they say. Will have to pack the bum-warmers.

 
At 11:10 PM, Blogger sloth said...

and plus, it's supposed to be, like, in the low 60's here... great...

 
At 11:44 PM, Anonymous Wandee Love said...

Sloth-hon, I am SO looking forward to hanging out at your place. I'll be eating your food, trying on your clothes, and violating your kitty! But I'll clean up real nice afterwards, of course.

 
At 9:38 AM, Blogger Corny said...

Slothy, I've read that eating human flesh is addicting like a narcotic, and that it tastes like pork.

 
At 9:38 AM, Blogger Corny said...

so bring your apple sauce...

 
At 11:37 AM, Blogger sloth said...

Wandee, the guilt about leaving kitty alone has already set in. Please visit often and pleasure her frequently.

 
At 11:40 AM, Blogger sloth said...

Corny, you are the recipe maven par excellance! I am thinking pineapple glaze, plump apple in mouth.

 
At 11:43 AM, Anonymous Greetings from Papua NG said...

We call it "Long Pig," mighty tastey -- especially the meat of your enemies.

 
At 11:47 AM, Anonymous Wandee Love said...

Yum! then drink an Oxycontini out of their skulls!

 
At 12:15 PM, Blogger sloth said...

feeling boring & uninspired today... antsy, distracted, ready to leave. that one-foot-out-the-door feeling. Interweb addiction is very pronounced these days; it's probably a good thing that the plug will be pulled for a little while.

 
At 12:24 PM, Blogger fairy butler said...

i hear you sloth. blog addiction is strong. lucky that I have to waste time in front of computer to earn the golden coins. i want to go to the shack right now. the buffalo painting is all fucked up.

 
At 1:44 PM, Blogger sloth said...

buffalo is painted, or buffalo is embroidered? wants to see!

 
At 3:21 PM, Blogger fairy butler said...

small - painted. it may be lame.

 
At 4:16 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Being familiar with your work, I can safely say the chances of that are vanishingly slim, FB. And buffalo are inherently cool.

 
At 11:46 AM, Blogger The Capt'n said...

I enjoy the bitterness of this post

 
At 12:45 PM, Blogger sloth said...

cap'n, welcome! I will send you some 80%-cacao-chocolate bits for lacing your campari.

 
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