leggo my head-snack

A neighbor has come up with a new, humane way to accessorize with fur. The jaunty red duct tape is a nice touch, don't you think? Fashion is such a delicate balance!

Other advantages to this new style:

1. Absorbs perspiration

2. Waffle-padding prevents injury, but looks more interesting than a tard-helmet

3. People will leave you alone, but

4. You're never lonely (rat-buddies)

5. There's always a snack on hand (the waffles)

In case anyone is interested in ordering one of these stunning creations, please specify head circumference and preferred tape color. Flavors are: Plain, Cinnamon-Raisin, and Maple-Walnut Swirl®. Hurry while supplies last!