No shredding, just cover it with ham or something. That's what I am going to try. The fats from the ham will make us look younger when we remove it post-dance.
It must be a conspiracy but it is one that worked in my favor. No side fat rolls on view for internet consumption. No thick black back hair for perusal.
the photos cause an affliction of self-scrutiny. I can't look at them for a while.... going to the contortion chanber soon. often i think how glad i am that there are no mirrors there. i would never return if there were i am sure.
All I can say is I am taking the slicer to my dance face. Even my flying hair can't hide it. But you guys all look so sexy!!! Dubz--you won, you won! Photos don't lie. (unless Slothy and her computer make them.)
Corns, being the Wilde fan (nerd) that I am...I laughed out loud at your painting comment. If Wilde was alive today--UF and his hard body would not be safe.
Peeds what I did was less protection more like hoarding. I'd get violently jealous if any eyes but mine were to cast themselves upon your fine form. Also don't even try to tell me you have a worse case of dance face then me, DON'T EVEN TRY MY FRIEND!
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oy!!!! Uncle Fritzy is gonna have a heart attack....Thanks Slothy! You guys are the most fun. Can't wait for the next spaz attack.
what great action pics sloth! the corny/ww pic is maybe my favorite... on first viewing.
I like the group floor dance. WW your moves are very photogenic. Me likey.
I think the real star of these photos is Def Leppard.
holy sweat! that was fun! the twisting moves really translated well via spycam.
Oh god. I new I hated myself and now I know why!
why did i foul WW this way? what was i thinking?
haHA! What a gas! Excellent action pics slothy (and corny too.)
No way Corny. You are the instigator we all LOVE.
corny, you are the coolest one.
WW you are the queen of the floor dance.
Memo to self, work on controling "dance face"
Lucky my dance face was usually obscured by hairs or quick motions. Dance face is the face you regret later.
I KNow. Next time i go out with you kids i'm shredding my face first.
Personally I love when Fb dances like the letter A
No shredding, just cover it with ham or something. That's what I am going to try. The fats from the ham will make us look younger when we remove it post-dance.
Anytime FB lifts both arms and one leg I am happy.
ham mask, good idea. Do you use spray mount to get it to stay on of just duct tape?
A little spit will do the trick. The natural unguents in ham provide an adhesive that lasts around 3 hours.
and she does it a lot! go, fb. i also like when she does the crab dance a.k.a. the floor shuffle.
I can't believe the camera ran out of batteries before everyone striped down. It's a conspiracy.
Yeah, Fb is all limbs. I think that crab danc is called the Linda Blair
It must be a conspiracy but it is one that worked in my favor. No side fat rolls on view for internet consumption. No thick black back hair for perusal.
A little storm of "do i REALLY look like that" is gathering... side fat blows.
I need a small sharp knife and a vacume cleaner STAT
Can I just say that PD is the cutest of all cutesters. She is.
MM, I love you, you know a lot about Ham
photoshop doctoring is available... for a fee
for example I can switch yer heads around & stuff
put arms where your legs go... although there's one of corny that's already like that. I love that one.
All I know of ham I learned from Ham Paw who was sadly missed. And Lupis. That sucker. Where was he? I will find him and trap him. Poke him with pins.
is it wrong that i feel no shame or fear in the limb-flail? sometimes i wonder about this...
lupis had a medical emergency... face pox. for real!! poor lupis.
that action shot of PD and Dubz is tres fantastique.
If you are switching arms around I'll take yours Slothy, nice and strong.
Oh Bejesus I can't believe I said I'd poke him. I gotta email him. POOR LUPIS!!!
my arms look chunky. just saying.
the first photo of dubz and pd reminds me of that mudhoney record cover. they just need some axes.
Excuse me???? You are talking to the possessor of bruised chunker arms. No FB. No chunks on you.
fb, I am gonna box you in the box. hold still.
Dubz & PD = cutest couple
No shame is what makes you a superhero on the dance floor Fb, it's your secret wepon. It is an honor to be smashed by your limbs
the photos cause an affliction of self-scrutiny. I can't look at them for a while.... going to the contortion chanber soon. often i think how glad i am that there are no mirrors there. i would never return if there were i am sure.
LOVE the one of PD & WW ...PD has action hair.
we needed more sloth pics, btw. (next time make arthur take the photos. he likes that)
mm, i am hoping we can have a yoga pose reprisal up in the woods after 10 bottles of wine like last year. those pictures are hilarious from that.
I am auctioning off slabs of arm-meat to any who are hungry.
We will most certainly have to dance on the grasses in the woods when you guys come. Yoga and dancing while drunk. Yes.
cannot WAIT, ems! !!!!!!!!!
YES DJ Dekker we had mucho fun as you could see....
I'll take a few slices of arm meat Sloths, i can use it to make a girdle with.
props to dj Dekker for his stylins on the decks.
Please take some from me too Corny. Plenty to go round. Tasty too.
sorry mm, didn't want to suggest he was a nude dj (I wish)
uh..amidst all the chunky arm complaints.. might i remind you of my HUGE SWEAT STAINS??
Maybe we can convince him sometime. Nude Djing.
okay corns, plenty of chunk-arm to go around after feeding the starving children of china.
Uh...Dubz....sexy?? That's why.
My life would be an echo in a husk in a vacume in an empty run down trailer in a dirty lot without you guys
Feel the same. Just saying.
uh, dubs, do I have to remind you of this horror show?
and mm, find out where uncle fritz rented that 18-year-old bod...
Yeah dubz,sweat = sexy. duh. I spray on sweat stains on special occations when i need that extra advantage.
I love everyones arms. arms are the best. arms arms arms, woo-hoo, arms!
rates. I want rates.
lol. Sloth. that pic....
I know. I went into electrolyte shock.
theres a portrait of uncle fritz in an attic in Scotland somwhere thats decaying
ok, sweat = sexy.... but not in the pit area.... no....
i do like the fun "shadow" under my huge knockers, though. that's a keeper.
you guys all look so racy!
are you kidding me?? ESPECIALLY IN THE PIT AREA, sillydubz
make that London. Sorry I shouldn't try to make literary references.
i saw UF on the street today, with a shirt on! didn't recognize him.
Please do not forget the traumatic sweat bath rapist that was me at the last party. Puddles. Everywhere. It happens.
you are a hottiekitty, dubzy.
UF will be happy to hear what you say of his torso.
u too, mm
hi is MR torso.
sorry, HE is Mr. torso. I am, on the other hand, retarded.
Michael Steinberg Gallery was baptised in our juice. Michael should pay us for our sweat, I'm sending him a bill
sweat bath rapist will you "hug" me?
me too, sweat bath. let's puddle together.
I hope to "hug" everyone. Often.
Where have I been all this time?
All I can say is I am taking the slicer to my dance face. Even my flying hair can't hide it. But you guys all look so sexy!!! Dubz--you won, you won! Photos don't lie. (unless Slothy and her computer make them.)
Corns, being the Wilde fan (nerd) that I am...I laughed out loud at your painting comment. If Wilde was alive today--UF and his hard body would not be safe.
And sweet Corn, thanks for letting me keep it on.
JYT: Pd told me you were the cutest and that you revved-up her engine last night.
Cute.
Peeds what I did was less protection more like hoarding. I'd get violently jealous if any eyes but mine were to cast themselves upon your fine form. Also don't even try to tell me you have a worse case of dance face then me, DON'T EVEN TRY MY FRIEND!
corny & ww = pure porno moment
Shucks, Cornichon, you are too kind. I thank you from the bottom of my heart...and form.
MM & Sloth = hot
MM & Sloth = on fiya!
DJ Dekker = super cute
true dat
You are all cute.
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