Sunday, June 25, 2006

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Hey, everybody! If you enjoyed Jennifer and Nicole's after-party, or if you blacked out and have no memory of that night whatsoever (don't worry, you'll find out all about it when I publish my memoir), here's your chance to relive the glory; DJ Dekker, aka our very own talented and adorable HFP, will be manning the decks once again at Ellie Pyle's opening/party this Tuesday, 6-midnight, at Michael Steinberg Fine Arts. Come & see the paintings, imbibe the open-bar drinx, sample the delicious foods, and throw-down to the spaz-inducing rhythms of DJs Dekker and Millree Hughes. Don't miss out... it's sure to be a dorkstravaganza on the dance floor!

53 Comments:

At 1:20 PM, Blogger sloth said...

it's rumored that there'll be a spaz-dance-off, which is as close to organized sports as we get in these parts.

 
At 1:26 PM, Blogger dubz said...

sloth, i will compete for the staz-dance world title. i've think i've got the feVaH.

 
At 1:39 PM, Blogger sloth said...

my money's on you for the gold, dubzy!

 
At 2:45 PM, Blogger dubz said...

oops... what is staz-dancing?! me dumz.

 
At 3:09 PM, Anonymous peeds said...

Hey, hey, now. Who's gonna get the gold??? Well, I ain't sayin' anything more. Don't want to give away my strategy.

 
At 6:55 PM, Anonymous wendywhite said...

i'm gettin' the gold, bitch. just try to stop me.

 
At 9:06 PM, Anonymous Vapor eyes said...

oooooh Wendy. Peeds is gonna make you wish you never said that.

 
At 10:11 PM, Anonymous dubz said...

let her try, YO! i'll go down with arms flailing. (plus i stole her oil can, and she's worthless w/o it. ha ha!)

 
At 12:24 AM, Blogger sloth said...

shades of Nancy & Tonya; I am fanning myself, here! somebody alert the media whores...

 
At 9:02 AM, Anonymous Drndl said...

I can't wait to come dance. Solid Gold is my inspiration, I am shopping for a unitard now.

 
At 10:25 AM, Blogger fairy butler said...

yo yo yo. i was not aware that HFP was manning the decks. this seals the deal. i see youse there.

 
At 11:21 AM, Anonymous Regi P said...

I think you all should do a tribute to the soul train show (a Detroit original). One of my coworkers was on the show as the only white girl who of course couldn't dance.

 
At 11:35 AM, Anonymous Regi said...

SUPER IDEA

someone videotape the spazdancing and put it on YouTube!

 
At 6:12 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Regi, that will not work, as the spazdancing is, like the vampire, unrecordable. Really - I've tried to do it & the memory gets erased every time. It's spooky.

 
At 7:03 PM, Anonymous corny said...

We would all be winners if we dance together

 
At 10:31 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Yesssss! Lord of the spaz.

 
At 11:05 AM, Blogger Regi said...

Since I cant be there to partake in the spazdancing could PD collect some choice meat cuts, chop, blend and mold them into the shape of a brain and take Regi's brain to spazoutings. I will supply pre-recorded noncontextual messages that can be heared by pushing a button that will cause the listener to break into never seen before spazdancing moves.

 
At 3:31 PM, Anonymous spaz masterson said...

ladies, I will be handing out dance tickets tonight, no crowding, please.

 
At 3:52 PM, Anonymous Pendleton Diddler said...

Hi Spaz! Where you been? I know you'll be coming out tonight to join all the other spazes. Did you get my $$ for the 72 tickets? Just wonderin'.

 
At 4:01 PM, Anonymous spaz masterson said...

yo pendleton, I got that check, but it hasn't cleared yet. Maybe 'cuz it's written on a Nigerian bank account? I know foreign checks take a while to clear. I will give you the full spaz treatment, including my patented, off-the-rails "pinwheel" move. It's most effective on a crowded dance floor... we'll keep the emergency rooms busy tonight!

 
At 4:07 PM, Anonymous pendleton diddler said...

dude, Spaz, I am sorry 'bout that. i got some dealings over there in Nigeria. in the meantime, i've happened upon some oxy, which will cover all the expenses--even for the emergency room.

 
At 4:40 PM, Blogger sloth said...

you mugged Rush Limbaugh again, didn't you?

 
At 5:32 PM, Anonymous pendleton said...

Paydirt.

 
At 10:13 PM, Blogger bradleyrubenstein said...

i am sorry i couldn't attend your birthday party. i have the sniffles.

 
At 1:36 AM, Blogger sloth said...

dear bradley snifflepuss, I am so sorry you couldn't make it! I hope your disease is better today. You missed the booze, the dancing, and yes, the nudity. Please take some DayQuil next time and get your skinny ass on the dance floor?

 
At 12:08 PM, Anonymous Frogs said...

Sloth we are waiting for the sick pix. Too bad no one was there to snap the bra stylings, the swinging of the flesh pendulums.

 
At 12:13 PM, Anonymous fb said...

shucks! I was wearing my padded, nude colored number with the thicks straps too.

 
At 12:15 PM, Anonymous fb said...

grandma smurf hot

 
At 12:23 PM, Anonymous pd said...

You crack me up FB. I was wearing an ace bandace around my entire torso.

 
At 12:24 PM, Anonymous pd said...

BANDAGE. Ugh.

 
At 12:29 PM, Blogger fairy butler said...

and don't forget about the truss. It may surprise you, but I have a lavender one with tiny white stars.

 
At 12:32 PM, Blogger fairy butler said...

mm fancies the lowerback belt I hear. the one with the over the shoulder cross straps.

 
At 12:36 PM, Blogger dubz said...

i was wearing a hot red number. it would have blinded frogs et al. sorry i didn't get to show you.

 
At 12:41 PM, Anonymous Mountain Man said...

FB that belt is necessary for my declining lumbar region. The color nude = support. Support comes in no other color.

 
At 12:45 PM, Blogger fairy butler said...

The color nude = support.

noodle noodle noodle. there is no better color for any type of undergarment, be it the hose, the truss, the panty, the shoulderpad. and you know why? because it BLENDS IN. you hardly know its there.

 
At 12:46 PM, Anonymous fabeebs said...

i disagree.

 
At 12:49 PM, Anonymous Mountain Man said...

Fabeebs what do you know you are sitting on the corner playing Yahtzee letting your dingles dangle down to the ground. I have never seen the color nude on you.

 
At 1:29 PM, Blogger sloth said...

there are a couple of nude pix, I am happy to report, but no support panels in sight. when the sloth-garb started to come off the camera broke mysteriously.

 
At 4:09 PM, Blogger dubz said...

bejesus h. christo, slothers, will ya post them pix before i die of boredom over here? sorry to be pushy, but for fuck's sake!! @#$&@#!!!

 
At 4:24 PM, Blogger sloth said...

sorry dubz, stupid effin JOB is gettin in the way today. grr. patience, sweetheart.

 
At 4:31 PM, Anonymous krixfort said...

hmmm. I am afraid of what the pictures might reveal.

 
At 4:44 PM, Anonymous fb said...

same here krix. dubz - i am also DYING of boredom. I have tech stuff to teach self but I cannot focus here. so i am hunting down small bits of candy, consuming, repeat.

 
At 4:58 PM, Blogger Corny said...

Oh god, I'm afraid I was wearing a nude colored number, years ago it used to be pink, The straps are dirt colored. Help me, sorry.

 
At 4:59 PM, Blogger Corny said...

If you guys need to banish me from the group I understand COMPLETELY.

 
At 5:02 PM, Blogger dubz said...

you are not banished corns. I AM banished for leaving before bras came out.

 
At 5:06 PM, Blogger Corny said...

please take your shirt off right now and do a Coyote Ugly dance on your desk and send us pics. You really owe it to everyone.

 
At 5:12 PM, Blogger Corny said...

Then we can go be banished together.
Should i call Guantanamo bay and reserve a cell for two?

 
At 5:15 PM, Blogger dubz said...

HOORAY! yes. i am ready to be incarcerated.

 
At 5:16 PM, Blogger dubz said...

let's play Golden Showers in front of the warden. he would like that.

 
At 5:19 PM, Blogger mountain man said...

I am the warden. You must banish each other into the corner for regular spankings. Then the golden actions. As you were. More top removals please Corns. The dirtier and more tattered the better for bras.

Also dying to see pics, in spite of probable embarrassment factor.

 
At 5:22 PM, Blogger sloth said...

okay, they're up. get outta this old thread.

 
At 5:24 PM, Blogger dubz said...

I'M SO FUCKING BORED I JUST RENAMED MYSELF. I AM NOW BORESMAN D. BORESINGTON III. YOU CAN ALL CALL ME "BORED" FOR SHORT.

 
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