Friday, October 27, 2006


Last night's festivities were all a sloth could hope for and so much more. In addition to the usual mayhem, crooning, yodeling, nudity, spaz- and dork-dancing plus sushi plus copious flowing bev, there were also prezzies: books, a spa day, fine wines, chocolates, and a pair of BLOGGER COLLAB PAINTINGS for one lucky sloth! The Clown Pussy Dancers drove up in their clown car (she's a roomy ride) and presented 2 works of unutterable beauty...

Ready? Here's the first one:

And here's number 2:

I cannot decide which one I like better... both are stunning works of GENIUS. They're now enshrined in Log, which has been cleared of all other objects. I gave everything else away to random people on the street. Kept a few tracklights for obvious reasons...

Suggested titles include:

adventures in clown pussy

tight: clown pussy and the human condition (this might be the title of the accompanying essay)

what lies beneath

the quest for excellence

Clown Pussy--the new Avant Gard.

Clown Pussy--The Unfold Story on VH1.

Clown Pussy -- Behind the rainbow pubes

Clown Pussy: It's what's for dinner.

Sylvia Plath and Her Monsterous Double at the Crossroads of Clown Pussy: It's Whats for Dinner

Western Society at the Crossroads of Clown Pussy's Rainbow Pubes: Into the Void

Kiss of the BrownStarfuckers®

Your Tongue, My Face, Now.

The Advantages of Being a Clown Pussy

From Clams to Clown Pussies: One Hundred Years of Freshly Folded Labia with Hairy Parts

Today will be spent ruminating on these titles and other weighty philosophical issues -- you young'uns might not know this, but when you get old, you start to think about the great mysteries of life, such as How Late Is Too Late To Change Out Of One's Pajamas? and Who The Hell Is Going To Do These Dishes... Cat, Why Don't You Get Off Your Furry Ass and Pitch In Once In Awhile?


At 3:02 PM, Anonymous krixfort said...

Slothy what a great night! You should celebrate your birthday everyday I am thinking.

At 5:32 PM, Anonymous MM said...

Love to the Sloth. You are adorable.

At 8:17 PM, Anonymous dubz said...

loved it. great nite.

At 12:27 AM, Blogger JD said...

Happy Bday, Sloth! Thanx for the Karaoke initiation rites.

At 1:22 AM, Blogger sloth said...

You guys are FANTASTICO, the best ever peeps a sloth ever had the pleasure and luck of knowing!!!

At 1:24 AM, Blogger sloth said...

I am pulling out clumps of fur in ecstasy of looking at these beayooootiful paintings... I am thinking about relocating into them for a while.

At 1:56 AM, Anonymous slothy said...

I went back and added some emphasis to this post... please forgive the sloths, this morning was feeling a little crispish and couldn't turn the volume up yet.

At 9:44 AM, Anonymous dubz said...

jd! next time you go solo, right?

At 2:23 PM, Blogger JD said...

You betcha, Dubz! Next time I'll tackle Dionne, for sure. Nice working with you on Maggie May!

At 7:03 PM, Blogger Corny said...

great pics of the paintings sloths. can i have your camera?
I like the pic of you holding one of them over your head like a prize belt...
you're cute.
= )

At 6:07 AM, Anonymous peeds said...

We painted these with love, Slothers!
And Corny is right about your cuteness.

At 10:12 AM, Anonymous clown said...

sympa ce blog


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