Friday, September 15, 2006

sticky ticket to hell



^----I apologize in advance for this one.

37 Comments:

At 2:47 PM, Blogger fairy butler said...

what is up with the little girl? whoa. this video is really sticky. it sticks to my panties.

 
At 3:07 PM, Blogger Corny said...

I'm scandalized.
Why do the robots and kooky head child keep repeating themselves?

 
At 3:08 PM, Anonymous krixfort said...

how in the hell did you find THAT gem?

 
At 3:13 PM, Blogger sloth said...

fb you cracken me up... snrotz.

this was forwarded to me by a friend who thought I needed some home-skoolin' in the Facts of Life.

 
At 6:10 PM, Anonymous dubz said...

i'm having my period now. i'm having my period now. i'm having my period now. come into the bathroom with me. come into the bathroom with me. this is where i keep them.

does that kid have downs syndrome? just asking?

 
At 6:13 PM, Anonymous dubz said...

i thought when she said "i'm having my period now" that we'd get to see some blood. i'm disappointed.

 
At 12:17 AM, Blogger Corny said...

Uh dubz, I saw blood, and plenty of it. It came from her insides to the outside from between her legs.

 
At 1:15 AM, Anonymous dubz said...

oh, you're right corny. now i see that there's plenty of blood! see the blood, jill?

 
At 1:36 AM, Anonymous sloths said...

I wish Jill had asked to see her sister's c*nt. That would have been much better.

 
At 1:36 AM, Anonymous dubz said...

or her dad's dick.

 
At 1:37 AM, Blogger sloth said...

oh god dubz, YES!!!

 
At 1:38 AM, Blogger sloth said...

Now THAT would have been edutaining.

 
At 1:38 AM, Anonymous dubz said...

"so dad, does blood also come out of your dick every 4 weeks? NO??!! well, why the fuck not? this is BULLSHIT!!"

 
At 1:41 AM, Blogger sloth said...

"Here, Dad, let me stick this maxi pad on your penis. It has a blue side and a white side, a blue side and a white side. Blue, white... See?"

 
At 1:42 AM, Anonymous dubz said...

jill: "daddy, why do women bleed?"

dad: "well, jill, because god made it that way."

jill: "but, daddy, it sounds just horrible!"

dad: "shut the fuck up and bleed, will you? what are you... a CHILD??!!"

 
At 1:44 AM, Blogger sloth said...

"No Jill, but pus comes out of these weeping sores every so often... ask your mother about THAT!"

 
At 1:49 AM, Anonymous dubz said...

jill: "mommy, what is pus?"

mom: "jill, pus is a milky white substance that comes out of daddy's sores every 4 weeks."

jill: "does pus make babies?"

mom: "no, jill, only god can make babies."

jill: "so god is pus?"

mom: "well, yes, jill, i suppose god IS pus."

 
At 1:54 AM, Blogger sloth said...

jill: "It's sticky."

 
At 1:56 AM, Blogger sloth said...

Dubzy, you rock.

 
At 2:06 AM, Anonymous sloths said...

Mom: "Jill, your repetitive questions are driving me batshit insane. Now go put on your helmet and play in traffic like a good little girl."

 
At 10:11 AM, Anonymous dubz said...

sister: "good morning, jill. would you like to help me change my maxi-pad again? it'll be awhile before you start bleeding from a hole between YOUR legs. until then, you can be my special assistant!"

 
At 10:36 AM, Blogger The Gaylord Rehabilitation Center said...

hello! I want to know when Dubz' play will be premiering on broadway. We may have found the new and improved Eve Ensler.

 
At 10:37 AM, Blogger The Gaylord Rehabilitation Center said...

CORRECTION: I think slothy and dubz are the new gilbert and sullivan.

 
At 10:54 AM, Anonymous slothy said...

"Beauty and the Yeast Infection"

 
At 12:49 PM, Blogger JD said...

Why did the little girl have to have Down's Syndrome?!! I just don't understand. Why was her sister so much older???? Maybe her sister is really her mother. That could explain some things about her. Why did her father have to join in the conversation? Who was this film shown to, anyway? Way, way too much information, yet not nearly enough information. Eeeew, I'm really skeeved out!

 
At 4:13 PM, Anonymous slothy said...

I know, JD I know. Disturbatory.

 
At 5:22 PM, Anonymous dubz said...

slothy, we really should take this to the stage. ladies need to know this info. we can also demonstrate how to use tampons.

 
At 5:33 PM, Blogger Corny said...

the tampon is outside of a womans body and it goes inside a womans body from a place between her legs.

Did i get it right? Sometimes I am use the wrong "entrance"

 
At 5:36 PM, Blogger Corny said...

sorry, I meant sometimes I use the wrong entrance meaning the tampon goes in other holes where it's not welcome.

 
At 8:34 PM, Anonymous pd said...

Why can't I watch this? I am scared of it. Yes, PD is very. very afraid. But it doesn't stop me from enjoying the comedy stylings of Dubzy and Slothy.

 
At 11:31 PM, Anonymous slothy said...

Corny, I believe that is called an "ass-tampon," and it's especially useful during a bad case of Salmonella.

 
At 12:14 AM, Anonymous slothy said...

Watch. It. PD.

you must watch... (hypnotic voice)

 
At 10:30 AM, Anonymous pd said...

Okay. I am preparing myself. I will plug in the headphones at lunch and watch.

 
At 12:04 PM, Anonymous toodles said...

ugg sadness. Anyone trying to get preggers late in life knows that the down syndrome chances go up dramatically, and with that near the surface of my mind this video made me droop. Why does a 7 year old w/ down syndrome need a pre-emptive period talk? Is it so that when it does happen she can deal with it on her own so the adults can read the newspaper in denial? And why did they dub her voice with a normal little girl? Very concise in its lesson, very dark in its reality.

 
At 2:29 PM, Blogger sloth said...

sorry Toodles... didn't mean to send you to such a dark place. The odds of having a healthy kid are still way in your favor, and don'y they test for chromosomal probs in the amnio?

 
At 11:40 AM, Blogger Corny said...

Sorry to get all serious but Toodles it's not sad.
People with Down syndrome can be successful, they learn, fall in love, have kinky sex, have a sense of humor, be independent, get married, even have kids who don't inheret Down's. Sloths is right, one can find out in the amniosintisis weather babys have downs, but many familys decide to have Downs children because people with Down’s syndrome do not suffer (it's not an illness), they are not victims. Down’s is only a part of the person.

Just saying.

 
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