back-to-school fool
ol' slothy had a little break from NIPS last week. perhaps you were not aware that the last few logworld posts were submitted from Fort Lauderdale...? speaking of which, have you ever seen a sloth in a wet t-shirt contest? it's not really clear why I didn't win; wet, matted, algae-infused fur under a translucent, soggy t-shirt seemed like a shoe-in.
Any-old-hoo, that's all behind me now, and tonight I have dragged ass back up to the Town of Beans to help the inmates with their donut projects... somebody's gotta keep 'em outta trouble.
posted by sloth @ 1:17 PM
12 comments
12 Comments:
Sloth, whip those sorry little mofo's right into shape. Show no empathy, be harsh. Just follow the precepts of our fondly remembered Alma Mater: Crush, Kill, Destroy (fragile young minds and their naive dreams). Hey, it worked for us, right?
What the heck am I looking at, is that Japanese Soylent Green?
Anyway, don't let the takers take it all. Save some for numero uno, know what I'm saying sloths?
oh I know what yer saying, capt'n sir. and I am saving it, yes. for numero uno, and also for numero due... and definitely a bit for numero cat, who will be delighted with the results of the Mincemeat 3000®, pictured here. It's currently on the "chunks in gravy" setting.
jd, thanks for the suggestions; I've been emulating the Grand Masters of our legendary institootion by belittling the inmates' work and calling it "ca-ca," which I am sure is a time-honored pedagogical technique. Then I up the ante by taking an actual crap on it. I think of it as compost for future creative fertility.
"Up the ante!!" Oh god! Just hearing that oft used phrase has triggered the most abject shame spiral.
that's great sloth. it will be a real meta-moment when you take a dump of the poo bananas. but we like. so maybe just pee on them...
were you for real in ft. lauderdale or was that just a funny? i'm dumb.
jest kiddin' fb. no ft. lauderdale for the sloth... no bikini contests or beer binges or whatever... I had to satisfy myself by walking around with a vial of coconut oil & sniffing in every once in awhile.
no spiral, ad-hoc! no! I actually meant to say "up the auntie..."
Too bad 'cause Florida looks like it's been having some great swell...is Ft. Lauderdale on the Atlantic coast?
slothy,
I just wanted to say hi.
Hi.
xoxxo
me too. hi sloth!
hi fb & krix & everyone! I promise to post something real a little later, but right now it's beautiful outside & I have to go expose my squinty lil' retinas to the healing rays & also hightail it shackside... xoxo
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