Sunday, March 25, 2007

back-to-school fool



ol' slothy had a little break from NIPS last week. perhaps you were not aware that the last few logworld posts were submitted from Fort Lauderdale...? speaking of which, have you ever seen a sloth in a wet t-shirt contest? it's not really clear why I didn't win; wet, matted, algae-infused fur under a translucent, soggy t-shirt seemed like a shoe-in.

Any-old-hoo, that's all behind me now, and tonight I have dragged ass back up to the Town of Beans to help the inmates with their donut projects... somebody's gotta keep 'em outta trouble.

12 Comments:

At 10:34 PM, Blogger JD said...

Sloth, whip those sorry little mofo's right into shape. Show no empathy, be harsh. Just follow the precepts of our fondly remembered Alma Mater: Crush, Kill, Destroy (fragile young minds and their naive dreams). Hey, it worked for us, right?

 
At 7:53 PM, Blogger The Capt'n said...

What the heck am I looking at, is that Japanese Soylent Green?
Anyway, don't let the takers take it all. Save some for numero uno, know what I'm saying sloths?

 
At 12:09 AM, Anonymous slothy said...

oh I know what yer saying, capt'n sir. and I am saving it, yes. for numero uno, and also for numero due... and definitely a bit for numero cat, who will be delighted with the results of the Mincemeat 3000®, pictured here. It's currently on the "chunks in gravy" setting.

 
At 12:18 AM, Anonymous slothy said...

jd, thanks for the suggestions; I've been emulating the Grand Masters of our legendary institootion by belittling the inmates' work and calling it "ca-ca," which I am sure is a time-honored pedagogical technique. Then I up the ante by taking an actual crap on it. I think of it as compost for future creative fertility.

 
At 10:59 AM, Blogger ADHoc said...

"Up the ante!!" Oh god! Just hearing that oft used phrase has triggered the most abject shame spiral.

 
At 11:06 AM, Blogger fairy butler said...

that's great sloth. it will be a real meta-moment when you take a dump of the poo bananas. but we like. so maybe just pee on them...

were you for real in ft. lauderdale or was that just a funny? i'm dumb.

 
At 1:52 PM, Anonymous slothy said...

jest kiddin' fb. no ft. lauderdale for the sloth... no bikini contests or beer binges or whatever... I had to satisfy myself by walking around with a vial of coconut oil & sniffing in every once in awhile.

 
At 1:56 PM, Anonymous slothy said...

no spiral, ad-hoc! no! I actually meant to say "up the auntie..."

 
At 4:18 PM, Blogger The Capt'n said...

Too bad 'cause Florida looks like it's been having some great swell...is Ft. Lauderdale on the Atlantic coast?

 
At 5:38 PM, Anonymous krixfort said...

slothy,

I just wanted to say hi.

Hi.

xoxxo

 
At 11:23 AM, Blogger fairy butler said...

me too. hi sloth!

 
At 1:04 PM, Blogger sloth said...

hi fb & krix & everyone! I promise to post something real a little later, but right now it's beautiful outside & I have to go expose my squinty lil' retinas to the healing rays & also hightail it shackside... xoxo

 

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