Tuesday, May 17, 2005

cuddlemonkey


Cuddlemonkey, you are so soft and sweet, sloth hugs you gently. You are the healing love-monkey. Your pink tongue is spreading joy throughout Logworld. Please never grow up, or retract the pinkness.

15 Comments:

At 2:46 PM, Anonymous zookeeper said...

Here, monkey, monkey, monkey...

 
At 3:27 PM, Blogger sloth said...

back slowly away from the monkey, zk. He's mine.

 
At 10:11 PM, Anonymous Cookie Lerman said...

I love this man.

 
At 1:50 PM, Anonymous Dr. Zaius said...

Tru junglist sound boy! Forward my Selectaaaah!

 
At 4:08 PM, Blogger mountain man said...

Pinkness should never be retracted you are right. Pinkness is the happiest thing, the nicest color, even to a very masculine man like myself whose room is painted pink.

Hey Sloth, tell me more about what you have in your log. I would like to buy you a gift you can use.

 
At 5:55 PM, Blogger sloth said...

you are so right, MM. Some prisons have the walls painted pink because it soothes the savageness in the beastliest of beasts.

Log was a bit of a fixer-upper, MM, and Sloth had to do much renovations. They still are not finished. Perhaps you would like to help Sloth apply a coat of pink paint to the inside of log? For the soothingness. Some friends could come and we could drink the beers.

 
At 10:05 PM, Blogger postmoderndebunker said...

you are so intriguing Sloth--who are you??

 
At 10:20 PM, Blogger mountain man said...

Yes Sloth. I will help you paint. But first I need to know more of your biography. How do you mainly pass the time in your log? Are you an athletic sloth? Are you a long or short sloth? Do you make friends easily? Do you like one on one games such as ping pong?

 
At 1:32 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Thank you PD. You and MM know Sloth better than you think. MM, Sloth will try to answer your questions:

1. Most Log-time is spent in a nap state, with waking hours spent in various ways: crossword puzzles (from which most knowledge comes), posting to the Log-blog, tidying the Log, and art projects.

2. Sloth is in fairly good shape, though not, per se, "athletic." Foraging can be a workout, but Sloth does have a bit of a tummy. Perhaps some pilates would help.

3. Sloth is a short-to-medium-sized sloth.

4. Sloth does not make friends easily, on account of shyness, but is working on this skill in earnest. The Log-blog is part of this attempt.

5. Mainly, Sloth is not competitive, but will do the sports occasionally. Ping-pong is fun, but Sloth is not very skilled. It's hard to hold the paddle with long snaggly toenails. (Sloth ate a ping-pong ball once, and it looked like laying an egg when it came out the other end.)

Did this answer your questions, Mountain Man? Will you help paint Log?

Love, Sloth

 
At 2:02 PM, Blogger postmoderndebunker said...

Sloth--pilates is out and PIRATES is in. I would be happy to teach you the moves.

It scares me that your identity is a mystery...Arghhhhhh

 
At 2:09 PM, Blogger sloth said...

yes! pirates -- hairy beasts they are, yaaaarrr. Sloth will practice the poses.

Sloth is so not-to-be-feared. Much less scary than a pirate, even.

 
At 2:32 PM, Blogger postmoderndebunker said...

Do you know the Downward Marauder move? A very important one that will earn you your peg.

I think I know who you are now.

 
At 6:33 PM, Anonymous krixfort said...

Sloth, I like your blog. AND you get extra points for featuring a monkey because monkeys rank high in the world of krixfort.

 
At 12:59 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Thank you Krixfort. Utmost respect. Sloth is on baby legs in Blogland and is trying to learn. Sloth agrees, monkeys are stellar, and this soft monkeylet is a concentration of sweetness.

 
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