Friday, September 16, 2005

aunt betty



HFP and Slothy are getting ready for an overnight trip. The weather might be a little gray on Saturday due to the lingering effects of Ophelia, but we are chuffed to go nevertheless. Wandee's auntie called to say that she is preparing a home-made lunch for the road. This is great news, because nobody knows bag lunches like Betty; she has the keen instincts of a former school cafeteria lady. Her meats are always mysterious, her jello firm yet jiggly, and her milk is pure liquid love. Sporks aweigh!

7 Comments:

At 6:03 PM, Anonymous pd said...

Wow! I want an auntie Betty! Have fun Sloth! I envy you with your many escapes. I need more escapes.

 
At 10:55 AM, Blogger Corny said...

I appreciate that Auntie betty
is so formal with the black opera gloves and prom dress.

 
At 10:26 AM, Blogger fairy butler said...

yes corny, but she still manages to evoke the je nais se qua of the lunch landy - hair net and steam rising off vat of creamed corn. how does she so effectively combine high- low in one wink of the eye, one turn of the head?

 
At 10:27 AM, Blogger fairy butler said...

pat robertson would agree that there is a miracle in our midst.

 
At 11:45 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Hi PD! Hi, Corn Cub! Hi FB! Yes, Betty certainly is poised and elegant. The opera gloves keep the luscious upper-arm flab from migrating downarm, which would diminish her effectiveness. Betty's strength is derived from her arm-flaps. They are the source of her super powers.

 
At 3:37 PM, Anonymous krixfort said...

not to mention a natural cooling device.

 
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