Tuesday, October 18, 2005

mushroomism



Sloth has become a mushroomist. It is part art movement, part political movement, part religious practice. Practitioners of mushroomism hide in damp shady spots, dress as mushrooms, and nibble on leaves. Slothy was very excited to find out about it, because, except for the dressing up part, life in Log is already very mushroomy.

The guru of mushroomism is a lady who is known as Myko. She has achieved oneness with all mushrooms, to the point where she actually releases spores.

14 Comments:

At 3:18 PM, Anonymous corky's mom said...

a softer approach to the helment, the shroom cap is also effective in controlling head banging and spastic, involuntary enterprises. i highly recommend.

 
At 11:27 PM, Blogger Heart As Arena said...

OMG. Where are my Depends?

 
At 11:36 PM, Blogger Corny said...

I will follow Myko to the end of the earth but do I get a squishy helmet of my own when i join the movement (if yes, is there an adjustable head band built in?) or do I have to bring my own.

 
At 12:13 AM, Blogger sloth said...

corny, if you join the Movement with a pure heart, the cap will sprout spontaneously. This is the experience of "rebirth" as a shroomie. Welcome.

 
At 12:41 AM, Blogger sloth said...

HAA, are you suggesting that you find this funny?

 
At 12:42 AM, Blogger sloth said...

corky's mom, have we met? Is corky there too?

 
At 9:16 AM, Blogger mountain man said...

Myko is beautiful. I am completely in love with her. How can I commune with her delicacy in the night? Mushrooms. MMMmmmm.

 
At 10:08 AM, Blogger Corny said...

I think shroom caps are sprouting in the little pocket betwix nose and lip, hey this wasn't what I signed up for!

 
At 9:58 PM, Blogger Heart As Arena said...

No. I'm suggesting that it's fungi.

 
At 9:22 AM, Anonymous krixfort said...

sloth. I am intrigued by these fungi but I am worried about a cult forming. Please be careful.

 
At 12:32 PM, Blogger sloth said...

HAA, ha-ha! You make for the lol's.

 
At 12:34 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Krix, not to worry. Sloth is only participating in order to wear the headdress. Shhh!

 
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