Thursday, October 13, 2005

possible mascots

for Log. Here are some options:

pooduck


devilcow


Okay, time to share a secret. These critters came from a delightful web site that alerts the astute shopper to interesting auction items. An informative description accompanies each item, and sometimes there are magnified views to showcase important details. Have you been looking for a new bull-scrotum handbag? Or perhaps you are in the market for some inflatable legs...

Oh, if only this was a real shop, with gift certificates!

15 Comments:

At 2:33 PM, Anonymous krixfort said...

I am loving pooduck. Is pooduck real and alive. I sure hope so.

 
At 4:02 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Yes, Krix. And pooduck will be the mascot of Log. A special flag with a seal is being knitted in commemoration. A little house is being made in Log, with a tiny mattress. Perhaps FB can make a little pillow for pooduck.

 
At 11:27 PM, Blogger Corny said...

What I could do with an extra set of legs... I'd be the fastest walker in the land!
Thank you Slothy. It's very relaxing in LogWurld.

 
At 12:12 AM, Blogger sloth said...

Corny Corny! You are so right about the legs. Plus they can fit in your mouth, which most real legs cannot do. You know, in case of... if, well... just in case you might want to put inflatable legs in your mouth, I guess! I'm so happy. Happy and in love with Devilcow. Perhaps it is the wine-goggles, but there is just something about that cow, the spindly legs, the tender pink ears, the wistful tilt of the head... she tugs at the heartstrings of Sloth.

 
At 12:15 AM, Blogger sloth said...

also: her bag is empty, and her hooves are painted with black nail polish; her legs are like four slender fingers... and need I mention the vulnerability in the eyes? I swoon.

 
At 8:55 AM, Anonymous Bubble of Nothing said...

Sloth these are treasures of the night and day. Treasures of sweetness. I love.

 
At 4:49 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Bubble of nothing, may I climb into your nothingness and float away please? Wants.

 
At 8:28 AM, Blogger postmoderndebunker said...

SLOTH! What a find. That bull scrotum bag would be perfect for me--very spacious--room for an ipod.

The rain--it's letting up!

 
At 11:22 AM, Blogger sloth said...

PD, One of the few nice things about extended rainy crap weather is the getting-out-of-prison feeling that comes when it's over, don't you think?

Did you get a chance to peek around in disturbingauctions.com? It's worth the time to really delve. Loved the "goat nursing baby" postcard.

 
At 11:22 AM, Blogger sloth said...

The bull-scrotum bag looks like it should be used to carry some kind of weapon or ammo. Or if you could find more of them, there could be a kind of contact sport, sort of like belly-bucking.

 
At 9:24 PM, Anonymous Sushi Blameful said...

Much sun and happiness Sloth. You give behind luck. Impressive baby thoughts:
view.php?item=84
And much blameless wanting.

 
At 10:36 AM, Blogger fairy butler said...

i love. i can't decide if pooduck is better or devil cow.

 
At 12:08 AM, Blogger sloth said...

Thank you fairy. u are sweet.

 
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