Friday, October 28, 2005

see you in hell



Satan dropped by the log for a visit yesterday, which was a real honor for Slothy. Who knew she was so pretty? She brought a whole herd of minions, too; they would chant everything that she said, right after she said it, which was a little annoying. It made for a kind of "singing-telegram" effect.

Her visit was meant to be a pre-birthday surprise (that terrible day being Saturday), and to offer some delicious food and bev and some kind of offer, the details of which are a little fuzzy... This sales technique seemed kind of cheesy for such a high-profile being as Satan - more suited to a Jehovah's Witness or Amway - but she did make the terms sound pretty good, so the papers were signed.

Afterward there is a slight feeling of unease... buyer's remorse? Whatevs. As with all things, it too will pass, especially with the aid of the fire-water she left. Yum.

17 Comments:

At 1:46 PM, Anonymous Mountain Man said...

Oh Slothy you are so seductively vague...first of all HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! How are you celebrating? Kisses and hugs to you. Second, did someone offer you a relic-related opportunity? I hope for the best for you dearie.

Let's drink up for Sloth!!

xxxx
MM

 
At 3:10 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Oh mm, if only, if only. No, this was a simple soul-relinquishing, that's all. Sorry to disappoint.

 
At 3:18 PM, Blogger sloth said...

For tomorrow, HFP has arranged for a repast at an establishment in the LES, to be followed by a Helloween concert at Arlene's Grocery; a very good friend and his very evil rock band will be playing there. They will also be screening a movie with Sloth in a bit-part and also HFP in a larger role (he also worked on the music). Should be scary-fun, if yer looking for something to do.

 
At 3:25 PM, Blogger sloth said...

P.S. the name of the movie is "Zombie-Puss." Last year's movie, "The Sucking," was a work of sheer genius.

 
At 4:51 PM, Anonymous krixfort said...

Cheers to SLOTHY! Happy B-DAY! I am doing a little birthday dance for you now. I am dancing on the heads of all the minions.

 
At 12:49 AM, Blogger sloth said...

Thank you, Krix! Are you wearing your steel-toed clogs for the head-dancing? They are smashing.

 
At 11:24 AM, Blogger fairy butler said...

happy belated slothy!! my wizard is casting good luck charms for the coming year of the sloth.

 
At 1:32 PM, Blogger sloth said...

not belated at all, FB, today being "the big day." your wizard's charms are causing little zaps in the ether surrounding log - thank you!

 
At 2:12 PM, Blogger fairy butler said...

Well OFFICIAL HBAY to you today sloth!! I think your subway friend was also wishing you a happy birthday, in his own, naked way, of course!

Note the wizard casting spells for sloth is a 100% pure and good wizard of much lucks not related to the relic wizard. just to clarify.

 
At 3:04 PM, Anonymous hammy said...

happy birthday sloth!
have a super day because you are excellent ultra extra super duper!!

 
At 3:35 PM, Anonymous pee party said...

Nobody beats "the wiz!"

 
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At 12:14 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Grazie mille, Corny! Much, much fun was had last night, with food & booze & noise & friends. A hangover was narrowly escaped by taking advantage of the extra hour of sleep granted by the daylight-savings gods.

 
At 2:40 PM, Anonymous krixfort said...

Cheers to Slothy! You made it through your special day unscathed! Most excellent.

 
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