Monday, January 30, 2006

you are gifted

Thank you to everyone who participated in "Decipher the Freakout Image!" We have determined that it is titled Hogarth's Cloaca, and it is a picture of a Debunker family holiday gathering, circa 1992. There will be an awards ceremony, and you will ALL receive a rare first-edition copy of this classic tome:



Now off to Gristede's to procure a can of Campbell's noodle soup, for martial arts class.

30 Comments:

At 11:15 AM, Blogger postmoderndebunker said...

See you in class, Sloth!!
I've been wanting this book ever since Oprah featured it on her show.

 
At 11:28 AM, Anonymous dream panda said...

please, golden beauty, do not eat my flesh; cuddle me to your inflated mammaries. I will not disappoint you.

 
At 12:48 PM, Blogger fairy butler said...

does it come with your very own panda bear and instruction booklet?

 
At 1:07 PM, Blogger sloth said...

YES fairy, and a piece of bamboo... ribbed for *her* pleasure...

 
At 1:54 PM, Anonymous krixfort said...

mmmmm. East meets West. An excercise in cross cultural dialogues.

 
At 6:25 PM, Blogger Corny said...

Yea yea! I won I won! I'd like to thank my mom and dad for being adequite parents and I'd like to thank God for being so great, I love the way he loves me, but I'd like to mostly thank Slothy for this helpful sex guide. Will I ever know all there is to know about making slow lesbian love to a panda bears? I doubt it. I'll always be a student of life.
Thanks you, (shouting over applause) thank you very much!

 
At 7:16 PM, Blogger Heart As Arena said...

Check out that hot panda bear tongue action.

 
At 8:17 PM, Blogger Regi said...

Your poverty problem solution?

 
At 10:30 PM, Blogger sloth said...

...(throwing roses onstage) Yeah CORNY!!! Woooooo!!! (clapping wildly, paws pink & sore from slamming together with enthusiastic abandon)...

peeeeee ess corny, I just about peed my pants reading your last post...

 
At 10:31 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Regi, you are misbehaving a little; I'm sorry I must remove your shameless Fred Hanes link. No offense, just a little punishment.

Andrea Frasier is kind of a cool artist. Loved her passionate yet humorous lovemaking to Guggenheim Bilbao.

But I do understand your head-scratching. If you haven't been following current art it must seem kind of crazy.

Please don't hate me.

 
At 11:03 PM, Blogger postmoderndebunker said...

Noodle!

I hope I still get a copy.

 
At 11:08 PM, Blogger sloth said...

OF COURSE pd! Oprah will be delivering the award speech herself. She will be wearing nothing but a stuffed panda.

 
At 11:13 PM, Blogger postmoderndebunker said...

The problem is that Orrie Hitt is not a lesbian, and never made love to a panda. She pretty much lied throughout the whole book. AND...to top it off, her boobs are not that big. I hope Oprah sends it before she pulls her endorsement.

 
At 11:16 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Oh PD, I think that should be your protest-acceptance speech! Beautiful...

 
At 11:18 PM, Blogger sloth said...

By the way, VIVA LA BAD ART!

 
At 11:20 PM, Blogger postmoderndebunker said...

OH MY GOD!! What a trip. I love this:
"At best it's ugly, revolting, superficial, and spiteful"

 
At 11:22 PM, Blogger postmoderndebunker said...

I think he should write for the Times.

 
At 11:24 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Kind of amazing that he couldn't find a picture of De Kooning? Somebody should really turn him on to Google.

 
At 11:27 PM, Blogger postmoderndebunker said...

Did you see his "good art"??

 
At 11:41 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Yes, lots of French academic schmaltz.

When I worked at the Detroit Institute of Arts (college sloth-years), they had a Bourgereau called "The Nut Gatherers."
All the blue-haired docents marvelled at the detail on the darling girls, down to their sweet, grimy toenails.

Among us art-student museum employees, schmaltz was thereafter measured in toenails. i.e., "That movie was an EXTREMELY TOENAILISH piece of heartwarming drivel." etc.

 
At 12:42 AM, Anonymous Filthy said...

Is a "nut gatherer" anything like a "grape smuggler?" a "banana hammock?"

 
At 12:52 AM, Blogger sloth said...

Filthy, I have NO IDEA what you could be talking about. Is there a black market for grapes? Really, I should pay closer attention to the police scanner.

 
At 7:45 AM, Blogger Regi said...

another off topic post

sloth, my first off topic post was my answer to your question on my blog.

"regi, was that last one really a goldmine? and it's yours? Sloth hopes..."

I just assumed you wont return to my blog to read my response so I posted it here and my post was NOT intended as a slap of my good fortune in your friends faces.

I dont think Im sitting on a goldmine. Fred wasn't a group of seven guy.

And I turned to art blogs to catch up on the scene, its all news to me. So bare with me.

Delete this comment if it ruins the thread of conversation.

 
At 10:04 AM, Blogger sloth said...

sorry about that, regi. didn't mean to offend. fyi, I obsessively check for post replies on other blogs.

2 good sources for keeping up on artworld stuff:

Artnet
and
Artforum

They both will give you a range of news, opinion (some of it stupid), auction results, etc.

 
At 11:13 AM, Blogger sloth said...

I just re-visited that "Rogues Gallery of Bad Art." The guy is a self-satisfied ass who *thinks* his arguments are philosophically sound. A horrible, disfiguring pox on him... &/or, may a giant Julian Schnabel sculpture fall from the sky onto his pointy head.

 
At 11:15 AM, Blogger sloth said...

weird... the pic of DeKooning disappeared. Spooky.

 
At 11:18 AM, Blogger postmoderndebunker said...

Yeah, we should introduce him to Schnabel in that way...and pulverize him in the process!

 
At 5:29 AM, Blogger Erik Mann said...

another great blog from you guys. i'd point you to mine but it isn't yet the way I'd like it. i do have a website that I think is cool, kind of almost about martial art style

 
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