you are gifted
Thank you to everyone who participated in "Decipher the Freakout Image!" We have determined that it is titled Hogarth's Cloaca, and it is a picture of a Debunker family holiday gathering, circa 1992. There will be an awards ceremony, and you will ALL receive a rare first-edition copy of this classic tome:
Now off to Gristede's to procure a can of Campbell's noodle soup, for martial arts class.
posted by sloth @ 1:16 PM
21 comments
21 Comments:
please, golden beauty, do not eat my flesh; cuddle me to your inflated mammaries. I will not disappoint you.
does it come with your very own panda bear and instruction booklet?
YES fairy, and a piece of bamboo... ribbed for *her* pleasure...
mmmmm. East meets West. An excercise in cross cultural dialogues.
Yea yea! I won I won! I'd like to thank my mom and dad for being adequite parents and I'd like to thank God for being so great, I love the way he loves me, but I'd like to mostly thank Slothy for this helpful sex guide. Will I ever know all there is to know about making slow lesbian love to a panda bears? I doubt it. I'll always be a student of life.
Thanks you, (shouting over applause) thank you very much!
Check out that hot panda bear tongue action.
Your poverty problem solution?
...(throwing roses onstage) Yeah CORNY!!! Woooooo!!! (clapping wildly, paws pink & sore from slamming together with enthusiastic abandon)...
peeeeee ess corny, I just about peed my pants reading your last post...
Regi, you are misbehaving a little; I'm sorry I must remove your shameless Fred Hanes link. No offense, just a little punishment.
Andrea Frasier is kind of a cool artist. Loved her passionate yet humorous lovemaking to Guggenheim Bilbao.
But I do understand your head-scratching. If you haven't been following current art it must seem kind of crazy.
Please don't hate me.
OF COURSE pd! Oprah will be delivering the award speech herself. She will be wearing nothing but a stuffed panda.
Oh PD, I think that should be your protest-acceptance speech! Beautiful...
By the way, VIVA LA BAD ART!
Kind of amazing that he couldn't find a picture of De Kooning? Somebody should really turn him on to Google.
Yes, lots of French academic schmaltz.
When I worked at the Detroit Institute of Arts (college sloth-years), they had a Bourgereau called "The Nut Gatherers."
All the blue-haired docents marvelled at the detail on the darling girls, down to their sweet, grimy toenails.
Among us art-student museum employees, schmaltz was thereafter measured in toenails. i.e., "That movie was an EXTREMELY TOENAILISH piece of heartwarming drivel." etc.
Is a "nut gatherer" anything like a "grape smuggler?" a "banana hammock?"
Filthy, I have NO IDEA what you could be talking about. Is there a black market for grapes? Really, I should pay closer attention to the police scanner.
another off topic post
sloth, my first off topic post was my answer to your question on my blog.
"regi, was that last one really a goldmine? and it's yours? Sloth hopes..."
I just assumed you wont return to my blog to read my response so I posted it here and my post was NOT intended as a slap of my good fortune in your friends faces.
I dont think Im sitting on a goldmine. Fred wasn't a group of seven guy.
And I turned to art blogs to catch up on the scene, its all news to me. So bare with me.
Delete this comment if it ruins the thread of conversation.
sorry about that, regi. didn't mean to offend. fyi, I obsessively check for post replies on other blogs.
2 good sources for keeping up on artworld stuff:
Artnet
and
Artforum
They both will give you a range of news, opinion (some of it stupid), auction results, etc.
I just re-visited that "Rogues Gallery of Bad Art." The guy is a self-satisfied ass who *thinks* his arguments are philosophically sound. A horrible, disfiguring pox on him... &/or, may a giant Julian Schnabel sculpture fall from the sky onto his pointy head.
weird... the pic of DeKooning disappeared. Spooky.
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