Tuesday, March 14, 2006

extreme makeover



It has become clear: Slothy needs a beauty day. This is the look that I am going for. They can even dye my eyes to match my gown, so I hear.

32 Comments:

At 3:33 PM, Blogger sloth said...

I believe this will be a better look for me, more textured.

 
At 3:57 PM, Anonymous hammy said...

Is this a coincidence?? I just got my hammy head coifed. I look like ashlee simpson wtih hemmeroids.

 
At 4:00 PM, Anonymous hammy said...

my hair... not my hamhead.

 
At 4:08 PM, Anonymous pd said...

Oh but you are beautiful just the way you are.

These teeth are really talkin' to me.

 
At 4:15 PM, Anonymous hammy said...

With enough gel anything can be achieved. But I agree with PD, you're perfect just the way you are.

 
At 4:19 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Hammy, I want to curl up in your hemorrhoids... can i please? you are adorable.

 
At 4:21 PM, Anonymous hammy said...

My hemmorhoids are soft and cuddly. You are welcome anytime, slothy. I liken them to swings.

 
At 4:21 PM, Anonymous cookie said...

nest chairs?

 
At 4:22 PM, Blogger sloth said...

yes, the sculpting gel has been applied to skin & teeth. Skin is now rippling like waves of grain; teeth are like long, flexible stalactites. I am now filter-feeding like the baleen whales.

 
At 4:22 PM, Anonymous hammy said...

yes cookie.

 
At 4:23 PM, Anonymous cookie said...

dep brand is like a whale call

 
At 4:26 PM, Anonymous whale whisperer said...

if you don't look good, we don't look good...

 
At 4:30 PM, Anonymous chuck said...

consider the tips, just as in painting, they told me the edges matter. The whispy bits must coincide with the roughness of barnacles.

 
At 4:42 PM, Anonymous pd said...

I have gel all over my face. It is clouding my features. I look so much better now.
I must now deal with my carbuncles.

 
At 4:44 PM, Anonymous pd said...

I have Johnny Dep on my face too.

 
At 4:48 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Oh god, major noodle alert PD, you are the most highlarious of them all...

 
At 4:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Were you creamed, PD?

 
At 4:55 PM, Anonymous creamed carbunkle said...

that's just bunk.

 
At 4:58 PM, Blogger sloth said...

PD, I am getting my noodles gelled into a bun. It's a sticky mass of home cooked goodness right now.

 
At 5:02 PM, Anonymous pd said...

Glutenous noodles--yum.
Sloth, is your gown saphire blue?

 
At 5:05 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Yes, it's also good to have the extra eye implants. Improves peripheral vision so I can see approaching enemies.

 
At 5:05 PM, Anonymous pd said...

creamed carbunkle--please leave me be. I feel hideous with you on me.

 
At 5:31 PM, Blogger sloth said...

hammy I miss you.

 
At 5:52 PM, Anonymous pdees said...

miss you too hams.

 
At 6:05 PM, Blogger sloth said...

off to the donut factory... you kids misbehave, y'hear?

 
At 7:16 PM, Anonymous hammy said...

I miss you guys too. I've been a miserable clerical worker today. I stuck some pens in banker head. They didn't even cry.

 
At 11:31 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Hammy, I am alarmed and delighted to hear about your banker pen-catheterization technique... please do tell more!

 
At 12:04 AM, Blogger sloth said...

do they pee ink afterwards? oh god please say yes...

 
At 12:45 PM, Blogger Heart As Arena said...

Mom!

 
At 2:04 PM, Blogger JD said...

HAA,

Ha Ha! Good one.

 
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