Saturday, February 25, 2006

deer mm,



here is a present for you. It's an attempt to thank you for the wonderment that I found in your shack... I know it's inadequate; a mere white fawn with a shoe-pouch carrying case can't possibly come close to expressing the delight of the fizzing sparkling waking dreamstate that I was immersed in this a.m., but I am hoping you will accept it as a token of the bottomless pile of love it represents. You are amazing, both in and out of the ether.

16 Comments:

At 5:20 PM, Anonymous Mountain Man said...

SLOTHY. I was just coming over to tell you how wonderful it was to have to the shack and to thank you for your kind visit and nice conversation. Thank you for being such a gentle, accepting, encouraging person. You are the dearest. I look forward to setting my eyes upon your soft fur and gracious ways again later. Lesbian gladhanding all the way!!!

 
At 5:21 PM, Anonymous Mountain Man said...

I love this white guy with sneaker pack. I can barely comprehend it. I bet he dashes about nicely in the winds.

 
At 5:26 PM, Anonymous Mountain Man said...

I meant to say you are the deerest. Oops.

 
At 10:19 PM, Blogger postmoderndebunker said...

Hey, I wanna gladhandle both of you!

 
At 1:35 AM, Blogger sloth said...

mm, the little white one is tripping about Log, bumping into the furniture. You know these albino fawns have kind of poor eyesight. I have put padding on the sharpest corners so he isn't too banged up by the time he comes to you. Or she? I haven't checked under the tail region yet.

 
At 1:36 AM, Blogger sloth said...

PD, I can't wait to practice the secret gladhandle technique with you and MM. You are both a lovin' spoonful. love.

 
At 11:00 AM, Blogger Heart As Arena said...

It's the Devil Doe.

And yeah, Slothy. She's got one sparkly-ass shack goin' on over there, huh? Damn.

 
At 12:54 PM, Anonymous Regi said...

I am confused. First I see penis costume which I like and want to wear this halloween. Then I hear about lesbian gladhanding from someone I thought I was having my first gay love affair with. Before that Im turned on and disgusted at the same time by the thought of being tongue raped at church.

Could you at least wait until I corrupt the mind of my current 20 something bisexual pygmalion dream before warping me sexually, I'll understand what Im feeling if I inflict it on someone else. Straight today, gay tomarrow, transgender on Thursdays, etc, etc takes a toll on a guy's fragile emotions.

In my dream of MM's shack there is a champagne fountain please tell that there is a champagne fountain.

 
At 1:21 PM, Blogger mountain man said...

Regi, there is a champagne fountain, also a tree of breasts, spewing chocolate milk and a a fry daddy in which you can deep fry to you hearts content, without ever having to clean it.

You are a delicate tender man with the strangest charms. Here's to Regi.

 
At 1:22 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Regi, this is not to be analyzed; it is purely experiential. If you can relax and be open to it, it's possible to attain an altered state of consciousness wherein you can surf your BDD; first one thing, then another. and so on.

Regi, when visiting the shack of MM, it is required to form a human champagne fountain, in order to better understand the bubble and froth. Again, I can't quite explain it, but you just have to believe me when i say it is a life-altering experience.

 
At 1:29 PM, Blogger The Capt'n said...

Deer Sloth,
I know this was especially for Mountain Man, but I have to thank you anyway in advance on behalf of my sad friend Ali, http://aliliebegott.blogspot.com/
because I'm sending it right over to her and I know it'll be a guaranteed cheer-me-up. She has a special place in her tattered heart for deer, and this one will surely kill her, but in a good way.

 
At 1:41 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Deerest Capt'n,
I am so happy that in some small way I can repay you for your wonderous Team Shredder blog! I will hide some special presents in the fawnlet's carrying-shoe, including an assortment of Sleepytime tea.

 
At 1:44 PM, Blogger mountain man said...

Agreed, Capt'n is some kind of find in the ether. Capt'n you are very comforting and funny, I wish I could meet you and apologize in person for harming the hamster ideology.

 
At 7:55 PM, Blogger Ali said...

I downloaded pictures of albino deer in the past. I also have a picture of leaf muntjac on my blog for the class I teach at UCSD at www.positiveobsession.com. Just scroll down three entries. All hail all things deer! El venado, el venado

 
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