movin' on up
Here is a photo of our new shaq. It has no view to speak of, and no electricity yet, but the light is good, it's a decent size, and best of all, it's in the same building as the Deli Slicer!
posted by sloth @ 11:27 PM
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55 Comments:
You don't mind being stalked like this, do you, PD?
Monday is moving day. I am preparing myself mentally for it to suck hard. JD says that moving is the 3rd most traumatic thing that can happen to a person, after (1) death of a loved one, and (2) divorce. We are sort of divorcing our old shack landlord, on account of he's a rent-gouging reptile. Ever noticed how real estate transforms otherwise perfectly nice people into complete freaks?
YAY! Just keep the camera off my floor when you are stalking, okay? And don't forget to wear surgical boots when you enter.
CONGRATS.
JD is a wise woman. Moving is right up there with life's major tragedies. I was a bundle of nerves when I did it in Feb.
PD, how did you survive it? Dreads. You may trip over our prone bodies on your way into the building next week.
Update: we get 'lectricity tomorry! Yay!
Yowza!!! Congrats. That's an effin' GREAT building.
Thankee HAA! I will have you by sometime soon, if yer up for it.
Update on the update: 'lectricity today, now! Woo-hoo! I'll go test it with a bobby pin to make sure.
That's great Slothers! Did you settle on the company guy?
Great news!!!!
And, ahem, why is it I never paid you a studio visit?? Hmmm?
Uh, yeah, PD, what's up with that, anyway?
Actually, I had to get rid of the bodies, first.
this studio looks amazing! I loved pd's - the building is great, professional, etc. I am so jealous!
oh the light! the light!
oh the light! the light!
Yes, professional, FB. In our old building the next-door neighbor painted dog portraits. Arf.
Uh, how'd you know what I've been working on?
seriously guys, stop funnin', dog portraits are MY territory.
stop making fun of me! Gawd!
Who's makin' fun? I am doing them in black velvet. Please don't steal my idea.
I'm working my way up to dogs... I'm at the goldfish level at this point. Houseplants were a bitch.
peeds, are you painting dogs wearing visors and playing poker? GODDAMMIT. I'm gonna cut you.
Poker? NOPE. They're playing BADMINTON!!! With visors of course.
phew, my ticker almost assploded.
FB, are you doing dog rapes paintings er something? Is that what I'm reading between the lines here? Velvet dog rapes?
sshhhhhhh!
ooh, I am doing chicken finger rapes as my next series. FYI
it's all about process, right pd?
i just witnessed a fashion atrocity moments ago. shuddering. i know it's mean but sometimes you have to wonder if people own mirrors? spike heels, bare legs, shorts that display misshapenness and make this person like 6 1/2 foot giant. kind of transvestite leg thing going on. i am going to hell now. bye.
Oh! Sorry about that... I was hoping you didn't see me, FB. I'll messenger over some Retina Salve® right away.
noodle FB!
Process is right. I am trying to perfect it....
HOLY Moly! It looks so beautiful!
If only I could view the pix. But I cannot. But I am very excited for you. I too am moving - Sep. 1. Sloth are you in pieces? Are you whole? Do tell. I am a tunic of crud.
Sloth, gorgeous new space!! Good luck w/the move. You're gonna have to reward yourself greatly when it's done. How will you do this? Food? Drink? Drugs? Going to see The Devil Wears Prada?
George and Weezie would be straight up jealous, just saying.
MM, I am in shreds. my fingers managed to crawl up onto the keyboard and type this to you, in hopes that you'll come over with some Gorilla Glue?
MM Crud Tunic, do you frolic among monster zucchinis and tomatos in the veggie patch by moonlight? This is what I see in my shredded mind's eye.
Thanks, JD! I will reward myself with a Tazmanian Devil-style freakout in the emptly old studio, culminating in a giant dump in the middle of the floor.
lol Capt'n! You no jive turkey...
Great idea, Sloth! This could call for photo documentation.
holy crap this is a most excellent studio!!!!! congrats slothers. we're back from our trip!!
WELCOME BACK DUBZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You MUST tell all, every detail, no event too small. Did you swim? Surf? Parasail? Or was it more like deep-sphincter relaxation? Also: did you get any new decorations for the transvan?
JD, I forgot to tell you: 2 weeks ago when our former landlord tried to raise our rent $200/month, he specified that the increase would be RETROACTIVE to June. How...? Wha...? Huh?
Thus the crap-pile on the floor.
Hammy, I neglected to say hi to you, honeybaked hams. Hi!
Sloth, it can't be said often enough: landlords suck. They start out as ordinary people, and then their fangs grow long and their skin turns green and they become evil bloodsuckers.
hi slothers. it was great. activities completed: bodyboarding, swimming, badminton, kayaking, hiking. did not want to return to this stinking hole of a shit city. sorry. i will maybe like nyc again in the future. oh, we got 3 new stickers for the camper van. north cack is now represented 9 times!
Pictures, dubz... I want to see pictures!
Moving day today. Yikes.
Hi Dubz! Hi Sloths! Good luck on you move, don't forget to bend your knees when picking up boxes and for extra professional look, show butt crack as often as possible.
Good moving day karma to you and HFP, Sloth. Luckily the gross humidity is gone.
On another note, wow, those Red Sox! Oh, the humanity. Go Yanks.
hi slothy, hope the move is going well. or went well. I don't know where you are at in the process. I'm kinda lost.
PS the space looks perfecty.
are you all moved in now? is it completely the bestest in the world?
The new shack is looking like a big storage space at the moment, with all of our studio crap piled in the middle of the room. Maybe we should leave it like that and call it an installation... Mount Crappington.
Moving was really, really hard. I got nuthin left to give today. Crying from tiredness...
But! The light in there is terrif, the neighbors were all super nice to us, there's a yoga studio on the 3rd floor... it's going to be good, right? Right.
i'm glad it's mostly done sloth. it's gonna be great & i'm super jealous about the yoga upstairs, hopefully the yoginis will project good energy throughout the building. i kind of believe this.
Oh! and I saw the sock-seller man. That made me happy. It was tempting... first time's free?
Slothy, you know more about the goings-on than I do. I thought there was only a dance studio up there. Maybe I'll actually do yoga in between the painting sessions. So glad your move is over. I was exhausted for many, many days after mine.
Oh the sock-seller, poor guy. I stay away.
shoot, I invited him to corny's tomorrow night, oops.
is sock man a metaphor? there was this guy in atlanta called "Big Dick." he always stood on the same corner in cut-off jean shorts.
i think you're onto something there dubz. the sock-seller displays his wares ala the red hot chili peppers. different sock everyday.
typing the 'red hot chili peppers' made me suddenly aware of how incredibly lame that band name is.
i HATE that band. ick ick.
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