Wednesday, August 16, 2006

movin' on up



Here is a photo of our new shaq. It has no view to speak of, and no electricity yet, but the light is good, it's a decent size, and best of all, it's in the same building as the Deli Slicer!

55 Comments:

At 11:53 PM, Blogger sloth said...

You don't mind being stalked like this, do you, PD?

 
At 11:58 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Monday is moving day. I am preparing myself mentally for it to suck hard. JD says that moving is the 3rd most traumatic thing that can happen to a person, after (1) death of a loved one, and (2) divorce. We are sort of divorcing our old shack landlord, on account of he's a rent-gouging reptile. Ever noticed how real estate transforms otherwise perfectly nice people into complete freaks?

 
At 7:40 AM, Anonymous pd said...

YAY! Just keep the camera off my floor when you are stalking, okay? And don't forget to wear surgical boots when you enter.
CONGRATS.
JD is a wise woman. Moving is right up there with life's major tragedies. I was a bundle of nerves when I did it in Feb.

 
At 12:24 PM, Blogger sloth said...

PD, how did you survive it? Dreads. You may trip over our prone bodies on your way into the building next week.

Update: we get 'lectricity tomorry! Yay!

 
At 1:22 PM, Blogger Heart As Arena said...

Yowza!!! Congrats. That's an effin' GREAT building.

 
At 1:39 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Thankee HAA! I will have you by sometime soon, if yer up for it.

Update on the update: 'lectricity today, now! Woo-hoo! I'll go test it with a bobby pin to make sure.

 
At 1:47 PM, Anonymous pd said...

That's great Slothers! Did you settle on the company guy?
Great news!!!!
And, ahem, why is it I never paid you a studio visit?? Hmmm?

 
At 1:57 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Uh, yeah, PD, what's up with that, anyway?

Actually, I had to get rid of the bodies, first.

 
At 2:11 PM, Blogger fairy butler said...

this studio looks amazing! I loved pd's - the building is great, professional, etc. I am so jealous!

 
At 2:11 PM, Blogger fairy butler said...

oh the light! the light!

 
At 2:11 PM, Blogger fairy butler said...

oh the light! the light!

 
At 3:32 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Yes, professional, FB. In our old building the next-door neighbor painted dog portraits. Arf.

 
At 3:36 PM, Anonymous pd said...

Uh, how'd you know what I've been working on?

 
At 3:44 PM, Blogger fairy butler said...

seriously guys, stop funnin', dog portraits are MY territory.

 
At 3:46 PM, Blogger fairy butler said...

stop making fun of me! Gawd!

 
At 4:02 PM, Anonymous peeds said...

Who's makin' fun? I am doing them in black velvet. Please don't steal my idea.

 
At 4:23 PM, Blogger sloth said...

I'm working my way up to dogs... I'm at the goldfish level at this point. Houseplants were a bitch.

 
At 4:28 PM, Anonymous fb said...

peeds, are you painting dogs wearing visors and playing poker? GODDAMMIT. I'm gonna cut you.

 
At 4:31 PM, Anonymous peeds said...

Poker? NOPE. They're playing BADMINTON!!! With visors of course.

 
At 4:34 PM, Anonymous fb said...

phew, my ticker almost assploded.

 
At 4:50 PM, Blogger sloth said...

FB, are you doing dog rapes paintings er something? Is that what I'm reading between the lines here? Velvet dog rapes?

 
At 5:02 PM, Blogger fairy butler said...

sshhhhhhh!

 
At 5:07 PM, Anonymous pd said...

ooh, I am doing chicken finger rapes as my next series. FYI

 
At 5:15 PM, Blogger fairy butler said...

it's all about process, right pd?

i just witnessed a fashion atrocity moments ago. shuddering. i know it's mean but sometimes you have to wonder if people own mirrors? spike heels, bare legs, shorts that display misshapenness and make this person like 6 1/2 foot giant. kind of transvestite leg thing going on. i am going to hell now. bye.

 
At 5:39 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Oh! Sorry about that... I was hoping you didn't see me, FB. I'll messenger over some Retina SalveĀ® right away.

 
At 5:49 PM, Anonymous pd said...

noodle FB!
Process is right. I am trying to perfect it....

 
At 6:04 PM, Anonymous hams said...

HOLY Moly! It looks so beautiful!

 
At 10:21 PM, Blogger mountain man said...

If only I could view the pix. But I cannot. But I am very excited for you. I too am moving - Sep. 1. Sloth are you in pieces? Are you whole? Do tell. I am a tunic of crud.

 
At 10:10 AM, Blogger JD said...

Sloth, gorgeous new space!! Good luck w/the move. You're gonna have to reward yourself greatly when it's done. How will you do this? Food? Drink? Drugs? Going to see The Devil Wears Prada?

 
At 1:57 PM, Blogger The Capt'n said...

George and Weezie would be straight up jealous, just saying.

 
At 11:39 AM, Anonymous sloths said...

MM, I am in shreds. my fingers managed to crawl up onto the keyboard and type this to you, in hopes that you'll come over with some Gorilla Glue?

MM Crud Tunic, do you frolic among monster zucchinis and tomatos in the veggie patch by moonlight? This is what I see in my shredded mind's eye.

 
At 11:43 AM, Anonymous sloths said...

Thanks, JD! I will reward myself with a Tazmanian Devil-style freakout in the emptly old studio, culminating in a giant dump in the middle of the floor.

 
At 11:56 AM, Blogger sloth said...

lol Capt'n! You no jive turkey...

 
At 1:16 PM, Blogger JD said...

Great idea, Sloth! This could call for photo documentation.

 
At 8:56 PM, Blogger dubz said...

holy crap this is a most excellent studio!!!!! congrats slothers. we're back from our trip!!

 
At 12:23 AM, Blogger sloth said...

WELCOME BACK DUBZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You MUST tell all, every detail, no event too small. Did you swim? Surf? Parasail? Or was it more like deep-sphincter relaxation? Also: did you get any new decorations for the transvan?

JD, I forgot to tell you: 2 weeks ago when our former landlord tried to raise our rent $200/month, he specified that the increase would be RETROACTIVE to June. How...? Wha...? Huh?

Thus the crap-pile on the floor.

 
At 12:27 AM, Blogger sloth said...

Hammy, I neglected to say hi to you, honeybaked hams. Hi!

 
At 10:40 AM, Blogger JD said...

Sloth, it can't be said often enough: landlords suck. They start out as ordinary people, and then their fangs grow long and their skin turns green and they become evil bloodsuckers.

 
At 3:53 PM, Anonymous dubzy said...

hi slothers. it was great. activities completed: bodyboarding, swimming, badminton, kayaking, hiking. did not want to return to this stinking hole of a shit city. sorry. i will maybe like nyc again in the future. oh, we got 3 new stickers for the camper van. north cack is now represented 9 times!

 
At 9:06 AM, Blogger sloth said...

Pictures, dubz... I want to see pictures!

Moving day today. Yikes.

 
At 11:12 AM, Blogger Corny said...

Hi Dubz! Hi Sloths! Good luck on you move, don't forget to bend your knees when picking up boxes and for extra professional look, show butt crack as often as possible.

 
At 12:33 PM, Blogger JD said...

Good moving day karma to you and HFP, Sloth. Luckily the gross humidity is gone.

On another note, wow, those Red Sox! Oh, the humanity. Go Yanks.

 
At 2:55 PM, Anonymous krixfort said...

hi slothy, hope the move is going well. or went well. I don't know where you are at in the process. I'm kinda lost.

PS the space looks perfecty.

 
At 11:53 AM, Blogger fairy butler said...

are you all moved in now? is it completely the bestest in the world?

 
At 2:03 PM, Blogger sloth said...

The new shack is looking like a big storage space at the moment, with all of our studio crap piled in the middle of the room. Maybe we should leave it like that and call it an installation... Mount Crappington.

Moving was really, really hard. I got nuthin left to give today. Crying from tiredness...

But! The light in there is terrif, the neighbors were all super nice to us, there's a yoga studio on the 3rd floor... it's going to be good, right? Right.

 
At 2:23 PM, Blogger fairy butler said...

i'm glad it's mostly done sloth. it's gonna be great & i'm super jealous about the yoga upstairs, hopefully the yoginis will project good energy throughout the building. i kind of believe this.

 
At 2:26 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Oh! and I saw the sock-seller man. That made me happy. It was tempting... first time's free?

 
At 2:27 PM, Anonymous peeds said...

Slothy, you know more about the goings-on than I do. I thought there was only a dance studio up there. Maybe I'll actually do yoga in between the painting sessions. So glad your move is over. I was exhausted for many, many days after mine.

 
At 2:46 PM, Anonymous pd said...

Oh the sock-seller, poor guy. I stay away.

 
At 3:26 PM, Anonymous slothers said...

shoot, I invited him to corny's tomorrow night, oops.

 
At 3:48 PM, Blogger dubz said...

is sock man a metaphor? there was this guy in atlanta called "Big Dick." he always stood on the same corner in cut-off jean shorts.

 
At 4:26 PM, Anonymous fb said...

i think you're onto something there dubz. the sock-seller displays his wares ala the red hot chili peppers. different sock everyday.

 
At 4:28 PM, Anonymous fb said...

typing the 'red hot chili peppers' made me suddenly aware of how incredibly lame that band name is.

 
At 4:33 PM, Blogger dubz said...

i HATE that band. ick ick.

 
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