hot mop
I'm hating my hair right now. It is the enemy, capturing heat and pinning it against my helpless body. This is my current solution, but it has some serious drawbacks...
posted by sloth @ 11:34 PM
40 comments
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
I'm hating my hair right now. It is the enemy, capturing heat and pinning it against my helpless body. This is my current solution, but it has some serious drawbacks...
40 Comments:
some advantages, too: like keeping the bugs out of my mouth when I'm riding my hog.
plus it's fashionable! i'm surprised the billyburg hipsters haven't latched onto this. it says "i'm casual and artsy."
This look is also perfect for keeping those nasty things called People away from you. I like the way the hair drifts down to the shouledrs and beyond, will you work this aspect of the look?
I think this Bubba probably has a voice like Cousin Itt. I guess that explains his macho image.
Sloth, I trust you're all recovered from nasty food poisoning?
corny, the shoulder-hair is sort of like polar-bear fur: it's fiber-optic and reflective, therefore cooling for summer.
Hi, JD! I am mostly recovered, just a little drained of the life forces right now. Batteries are slowly recharging. I'm thinking about packaging e.coli as a diet fad, though: call it The 7th Avenue Express Mega-Purge.
Sloth, I love ya but this is a tough image to wake to. Just had to say.
But I love the name, "hot mop."
Hmmm, care to out the deli that caused this intestinal purge?
slothy, will nipple piercings be a part of the look that you are thinking of? Seems to work for monsieur. . .
It was my favorite local deli, JD, and the sandwich was my favorite sandwich. Sadness.
Deli: TOASTIES on 7th ave below 23rd st.
Sandwich: BIRD BRAIN
Beware.
Hi Capt'n! I'm sorry for the retinal harshness so early in the day... it seemed almost refreshing when I posted it at one a.m. Maybe think of it as your morning constitutional?
Here's the question: when one gets food poisoning from a favorite restaurant, does one give it "one more chance," or is that asking for trouble?
That said, I will avoid Toasties.
It's a bracing constitutional of the morn, Sloth. A bit like the Toasties feeling, I'm guessing.
It's probably just because I'm seeing in this picture something I dislike in myself, that's all.
your new hair mouth will have the ability to sniff out the poisons, right?
yes, fb, the hair-mouth has sensors that detect evil microbes and eject them, cilia-like.
capt'n, I have seen pictures and you are at the exact opposite end of the human spectrum from this guy. But I think it's time for you to fully accept and love your inner hairy biker dude... Channel him, use him, feel the force.
There is an ongoing debate in log about Scout the cat. Here is the question. Is she:
a. always naked
or
b. always wearing a fur coat
Hyena says b., Wandee says definitely a. and I, slothy, am on the fence.
I vote a.
c.) both
me too: a
HI KRIX!
I like your solution, Krix. She is naked AND she's wearing a fur coat. A very racy fur coat, crotchless & with exposed nipples.
Seven nipples, by the way. Four on one side, three on the other. Mutant.
OMG, what a look. Very hot for summer though, huh?
I am with Krix on the cat matter--VERY FUNNY!
Hi PD!!! I am sleepy. Can I come over to your office and climb into that nice bed?
Hey JD, I fergots to ask: how was the opening?
Slothers! Hey, hey, hey I'm sleepy too. Come on over, you. The bed was just made, but who cares?
I'm crawling in too. zzzzzzzzz.
I vote for the fur coat. That is such a nice thought.
A recent poll of residents of The Mounds (or the House of Wayward Lesbians as it is also known) is;
Mrs.Andry: taking a hard line that Cy is wearing a fur coat. She refuses to explain her thinking.
Seamonkey and I: In agreement that Scout is like cy, wearing a fur coat with her/his genitals hanging out.
Wow, I didn't realize that there would be such a very wide range of opinions on this important matter! I should have titled this post
Fur Coat or Naked: A Nation Divided.
yeah slothy. that title woulda worked with bearded guy, too.
lol dubzy, you too funny!
Fuckin funny!
Thank you for the laughter, Sloths.
Dubz, if I didn't have a psychic block against hairy biker dude (because I'm just not in a place of acceptance of my own inner hairy biker dude,) then I would be laughing at your comment, too. I can tell. But I'm just not ready.
sloth, how is your hair today. I am concerned. Are you out riding your hog some more?
capt'n, team shredder blog has inspired many yuks here in log. Thank you back times ten! I hope to meet you when you come thru NYC so I can hug your inner HBD.
Hi, Krix! Yes, I've been out all day, ridin' dirty on my hog. The hot mop has solidified into spikes sticking straight out behind my head. It's a good look for me, kind of Road Warrior.
Slothy. I really hope to meet you and your hot mop, too. Will you be around on Aug. 23rd, I hope?
Me & my mop will be there & ready to swab the deck at your command, capt'n sir.
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