Tuesday, July 25, 2006

hot mop



I'm hating my hair right now. It is the enemy, capturing heat and pinning it against my helpless body. This is my current solution, but it has some serious drawbacks...

41 Comments:

At 12:28 AM, Blogger sloth said...

some advantages, too: like keeping the bugs out of my mouth when I'm riding my hog.

 
At 8:44 AM, Blogger dubz said...

plus it's fashionable! i'm surprised the billyburg hipsters haven't latched onto this. it says "i'm casual and artsy."

 
At 9:06 AM, Blogger Corny said...

This look is also perfect for keeping those nasty things called People away from you. I like the way the hair drifts down to the shouledrs and beyond, will you work this aspect of the look?

 
At 10:00 AM, Blogger JD said...

I think this Bubba probably has a voice like Cousin Itt. I guess that explains his macho image.

Sloth, I trust you're all recovered from nasty food poisoning?

 
At 10:57 AM, Blogger sloth said...

corny, the shoulder-hair is sort of like polar-bear fur: it's fiber-optic and reflective, therefore cooling for summer.

Hi, JD! I am mostly recovered, just a little drained of the life forces right now. Batteries are slowly recharging. I'm thinking about packaging e.coli as a diet fad, though: call it The 7th Avenue Express Mega-Purge.

 
At 11:10 AM, Blogger The Capt'n said...

Sloth, I love ya but this is a tough image to wake to. Just had to say.

 
At 11:11 AM, Blogger The Capt'n said...

But I love the name, "hot mop."

 
At 11:30 AM, Blogger JD said...

Hmmm, care to out the deli that caused this intestinal purge?

 
At 11:44 AM, Anonymous krixfort said...

slothy, will nipple piercings be a part of the look that you are thinking of? Seems to work for monsieur. . .

 
At 11:53 AM, Blogger sloth said...

It was my favorite local deli, JD, and the sandwich was my favorite sandwich. Sadness.

Deli: TOASTIES on 7th ave below 23rd st.
Sandwich: BIRD BRAIN

Beware.

 
At 12:02 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Hi Capt'n! I'm sorry for the retinal harshness so early in the day... it seemed almost refreshing when I posted it at one a.m. Maybe think of it as your morning constitutional?

 
At 12:03 PM, Blogger JD said...

Here's the question: when one gets food poisoning from a favorite restaurant, does one give it "one more chance," or is that asking for trouble?

That said, I will avoid Toasties.

 
At 12:13 PM, Blogger The Capt'n said...

It's a bracing constitutional of the morn, Sloth. A bit like the Toasties feeling, I'm guessing.

 
At 12:14 PM, Blogger The Capt'n said...

It's probably just because I'm seeing in this picture something I dislike in myself, that's all.

 
At 1:12 PM, Anonymous fb said...

your new hair mouth will have the ability to sniff out the poisons, right?

 
At 1:27 PM, Blogger sloth said...

yes, fb, the hair-mouth has sensors that detect evil microbes and eject them, cilia-like.

 
At 1:34 PM, Blogger sloth said...

capt'n, I have seen pictures and you are at the exact opposite end of the human spectrum from this guy. But I think it's time for you to fully accept and love your inner hairy biker dude... Channel him, use him, feel the force.

 
At 1:37 PM, Blogger sloth said...

There is an ongoing debate in log about Scout the cat. Here is the question. Is she:

a. always naked

or

b. always wearing a fur coat

Hyena says b., Wandee says definitely a. and I, slothy, am on the fence.

 
At 2:21 PM, Anonymous fb said...

I vote a.

 
At 2:53 PM, Anonymous krixfort said...

c.) both

 
At 2:53 PM, Blogger dubz said...

me too: a

 
At 2:53 PM, Blogger dubz said...

HI KRIX!

 
At 3:33 PM, Blogger sloth said...

I like your solution, Krix. She is naked AND she's wearing a fur coat. A very racy fur coat, crotchless & with exposed nipples.

 
At 3:33 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Seven nipples, by the way. Four on one side, three on the other. Mutant.

 
At 3:54 PM, Anonymous pds said...

OMG, what a look. Very hot for summer though, huh?

I am with Krix on the cat matter--VERY FUNNY!

 
At 4:46 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Hi PD!!! I am sleepy. Can I come over to your office and climb into that nice bed?

 
At 4:47 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Hey JD, I fergots to ask: how was the opening?

 
At 5:08 PM, Anonymous peeds said...

Slothers! Hey, hey, hey I'm sleepy too. Come on over, you. The bed was just made, but who cares?

 
At 5:33 PM, Anonymous krixfort said...

I'm crawling in too. zzzzzzzzz.

 
At 5:43 PM, Anonymous hammy said...

I vote for the fur coat. That is such a nice thought.

 
At 5:43 PM, Blogger Corny said...

A recent poll of residents of The Mounds (or the House of Wayward Lesbians as it is also known) is;

Mrs.Andry: taking a hard line that Cy is wearing a fur coat. She refuses to explain her thinking.

Seamonkey and I: In agreement that Scout is like cy, wearing a fur coat with her/his genitals hanging out.

 
At 6:23 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Wow, I didn't realize that there would be such a very wide range of opinions on this important matter! I should have titled this post

Fur Coat or Naked: A Nation Divided.

 
At 10:27 PM, Anonymous dubz said...

yeah slothy. that title woulda worked with bearded guy, too.

 
At 10:45 PM, Blogger sloth said...

lol dubzy, you too funny!

 
At 1:35 AM, Blogger The Capt'n said...

Fuckin funny!
Thank you for the laughter, Sloths.
Dubz, if I didn't have a psychic block against hairy biker dude (because I'm just not in a place of acceptance of my own inner hairy biker dude,) then I would be laughing at your comment, too. I can tell. But I'm just not ready.

 
At 12:17 PM, Anonymous krixfort said...

sloth, how is your hair today. I am concerned. Are you out riding your hog some more?

 
At 5:58 PM, Blogger sloth said...

capt'n, team shredder blog has inspired many yuks here in log. Thank you back times ten! I hope to meet you when you come thru NYC so I can hug your inner HBD.

 
At 6:00 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Hi, Krix! Yes, I've been out all day, ridin' dirty on my hog. The hot mop has solidified into spikes sticking straight out behind my head. It's a good look for me, kind of Road Warrior.

 
At 8:55 PM, Blogger The Capt'n said...

Slothy. I really hope to meet you and your hot mop, too. Will you be around on Aug. 23rd, I hope?

 
At 10:16 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Me & my mop will be there & ready to swab the deck at your command, capt'n sir.

 
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