Saturday, March 31, 2007

gac!



^----the heartwarming story of a boy and his tool...

22 Comments:

At 11:30 AM, Blogger JD said...

Brilliant!! The mark is now truly dead.

 
At 11:38 AM, Blogger sloth said...

Truly. Although there were guys in grad school who were doing essentially the same thing, with just as successful results...

 
At 11:41 AM, Blogger sloth said...

I feel the need to say something about what kind of medium he's using...? sorry...

 
At 1:07 PM, Anonymous pd said...

Wow. I like it--he really is putting it out there, so to speak. Sloth, I think Gamblin has teamed up with him to bottle and sell his...uh...medium.

 
At 8:56 PM, Blogger JD said...

I could really see his work fitting in at 303. He's certainly got the "chops."

 
At 11:42 PM, Anonymous sloths said...

maybe Deitch will pick him up... muffaletta with a schmear. He *is* nature...

 
At 10:51 AM, Anonymous pd said...

He's doing a demo at Dick Blick's art supply...

 
At 10:58 AM, Blogger JD said...

Ha ha!! PD, I knew you'd come up with something. I was "wacking" my brains all last night, but couldn't cum up with anything.

 
At 12:26 PM, Anonymous pd said...

So good, JD. But really, this guy is doing revolutionary work--brand "spanking" new and exciting work. You know how "hard" that is to do in painting these days?

 
At 12:48 PM, Blogger JD said...

You're right. In fact, this new work is nothing if not seminal.

 
At 1:33 PM, Anonymous pd said...

He's got a lot of spunk--just what the art world is lacking.

 
At 3:07 PM, Blogger fairy butler said...

well hes certainly up to the task at hand.

 
At 3:22 PM, Blogger JD said...

Cawfee just spurted out of my nose (I'm at work). OMG, now everything seems phallic to me.

 
At 3:47 PM, Anonymous krixfort said...

you guys are hysterical. . .jizz sayin'

 
At 4:21 PM, Anonymous pd said...

He's a real Johnson-cum lately.

 
At 4:24 PM, Blogger JD said...

He's an Essentialist.

 
At 4:31 PM, Anonymous pd said...

So true JD.
Fortunately, he has changed his style from drip paintings to stroke paintings.

 
At 4:33 PM, Anonymous mr. faux jangles said...

He is one of the most impotent painters of our time.

 
At 4:47 PM, Blogger JD said...

Yes PD, very fortunately. for him.

 
At 10:32 PM, Anonymous dubz said...

he needs to at least get a fucking hard on! any fellow could flick his flaccid weiner all over the canvas. i'd like to see him maintain the kind of situation that might produce some pointillism, if you know what i mean. he should make them from 3 feet back, at least.

 
At 11:19 PM, Anonymous schloth said...

oh mein göttin what realease, ramen noodles shooting out all of my orifices... jizzus you guys are funny!!!!!!

p.s. it's true Dubzy, looks like he's using sable instead of bristle... or maybe it's squirrel?

 
At 11:20 PM, Anonymous dubz said...

yes, soft tail of squirrel.

 

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