So good, JD. But really, this guy is doing revolutionary work--brand "spanking" new and exciting work. You know how "hard" that is to do in painting these days?
he needs to at least get a fucking hard on! any fellow could flick his flaccid weiner all over the canvas. i'd like to see him maintain the kind of situation that might produce some pointillism, if you know what i mean. he should make them from 3 feet back, at least.
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Brilliant!! The mark is now truly dead.
Truly. Although there were guys in grad school who were doing essentially the same thing, with just as successful results...
I feel the need to say something about what kind of medium he's using...? sorry...
Wow. I like it--he really is putting it out there, so to speak. Sloth, I think Gamblin has teamed up with him to bottle and sell his...uh...medium.
I could really see his work fitting in at 303. He's certainly got the "chops."
maybe Deitch will pick him up... muffaletta with a schmear. He *is* nature...
He's doing a demo at Dick Blick's art supply...
Ha ha!! PD, I knew you'd come up with something. I was "wacking" my brains all last night, but couldn't cum up with anything.
So good, JD. But really, this guy is doing revolutionary work--brand "spanking" new and exciting work. You know how "hard" that is to do in painting these days?
You're right. In fact, this new work is nothing if not seminal.
He's got a lot of spunk--just what the art world is lacking.
well hes certainly up to the task at hand.
Cawfee just spurted out of my nose (I'm at work). OMG, now everything seems phallic to me.
you guys are hysterical. . .jizz sayin'
He's a real Johnson-cum lately.
He's an Essentialist.
So true JD.
Fortunately, he has changed his style from drip paintings to stroke paintings.
He is one of the most impotent painters of our time.
Yes PD, very fortunately. for him.
he needs to at least get a fucking hard on! any fellow could flick his flaccid weiner all over the canvas. i'd like to see him maintain the kind of situation that might produce some pointillism, if you know what i mean. he should make them from 3 feet back, at least.
oh mein göttin what realease, ramen noodles shooting out all of my orifices... jizzus you guys are funny!!!!!!
p.s. it's true Dubzy, looks like he's using sable instead of bristle... or maybe it's squirrel?
yes, soft tail of squirrel.
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