Fine Art
Sloth bought this exciting print at an antiques market. It just came back from the framer's. It is a drawing of a superhero girl who can shoot a laser beam out of her bottom-parts. In this picture, she is probably either welding something, or just practicing her superpower. She looks so calm and focused; Sloth marvels at her. Maybe with training Sloth could be a cool superhero like her. She will watch over Log while Sloth naps.
posted by sloth @ 7:24 PM
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MM likes the peeing girls. She is wielding the power of pee sticks. MM is so tired today. How is Sloth. Sloth will be a superhero or maybe already is one, I am sure. Maybe Sloth has special skills even Sloth is not aware of. Can Sloth sing? Does Sloth know how to mouth off? Can Sloth perpetrate? Knit? I want to know about the habits and preoccupations.
Sloth is napping? Hi Sloth.
Sloth do you like to wear overalls?
Dear Sloth,
Since you are napping for so long, I will take this opportunity to reveal my feelings to you.
1. I love your blog. It is perfect!
2. You are a good Sloth.
3. At first I did not mind not knowing your true identity, but now I must admit I am beyond befuddling. I must know you Sloth. MM is feeling vulnerable. He is getting stress pimples. He is slow, he needs more hints.
Love,
MM
MM, Sloth blushes like a thermometer! Thank you for such niceness. Sloth is sorry to give MM stress pimples; this is so not the desired effect. Sloth wants to soothe, to encourage, to pay tribute to MM with little artistic thoughts from the log.
Sloth does not wear overalls - Sloth is not a stylish enough critter to pull 'em off adequately. Sloth does have a red-and-white pouch to keep shiny things in, and green spotted furry clogs for clomp-dancing in the moonlight. Sloth is very sprouting of the tufts. Sloth enjoys Oven Stuffer Roasters. Does this help? Sloth hopes.
MM thinks he knows. MM suspects and has suspected, but then MM doubted...delicious Oven Stuffer Roasters...yes, yes...
MM truly inspired the log-blog, in fact. Sloth responds well to encouragement.
So does MM! Very mucho treatment necessary. Truly.
Errands must be run, before the night comes. Sloth has some nocturnal tasks to be performed. Fondest adieu. Or fondieu... or just a big sloppy sloth-kiss.
Ah ha! I knew it!
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