Wednesday, February 22, 2006

they'll grow back, right?

So, there was some minor frostbite during last weekend's arctic expedition:



Unsure about what to do with them. Maybe serve them as hors d'oeuvres at a cocktail party? You know... finger food!

That's right: that is what I said and I'm not sorry.

Maybe a necklace.

23 Comments:

At 3:12 PM, Blogger postmoderndebunker said...

You need to mount these on the end of pencils and stamp "Bloomies" on each one. Then go into one of the three-dozen Bloomie nails and say they would make great promo. items.

 
At 3:14 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Oh shit, PD, please not at lunch again... I am starting to actually be able to taste the noodles thru my nose!

 
At 3:20 PM, Blogger postmoderndebunker said...

You know, just the other night I watched as a good friend laughed and sprayed coffee out her nose. I told her next time it will be noodles.

 
At 3:43 PM, Anonymous Regi said...

My pusher man is back!!!

I prefer deviled toes

 
At 3:59 PM, Blogger sloth said...

I prefer Devilcock.

 
At 4:46 PM, Blogger fairy butler said...

corpse meat goes nicely with aioli. or they might look nice floating in a martini? stuffed with blue cheese? or if they were tied together well they would make a kick ass back-scratcher!

 
At 6:25 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Perfect, FB! You could write the definitive book on long-pig appetizers.

 
At 6:31 PM, Anonymous Mountain Man said...

Oh Sloth this photo is too good, whatever hunt and gather search led you to it, I am very very much excited and in awe. Oh boy. Such long nails. Immediately to think of all those delightful uses, PD and FB, I am so impressed. I cannot think of a single use except to marvel in disgust. No, maybe I would mount them to my door to ward off choads.

 
At 6:53 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Choad-warders are crucial, MM! If need be you can also whip them at the nasty buggers. Pelting choads with finger stumps is another one of the ancient martial arts.

 
At 7:31 PM, Blogger Corny said...

slothy I'm assuming those are your finger stubs and the torn stumps are lavishly bleeding out all over the keyboard as you clumsily bat out your blog entry.
Please note: Severed body parts, if properly preserved, can be reattached anywhere you want if you go to the right (italic) hospital. To prolong tissue life, the severed part should be put in a sealed, dry plastic bag, or a bottle of Gray Goose and the bag/bottle should be put on ice. I have done this! It's put a whole new spin on things having finger tips attached to my deltoids like little epaulets they are, waving....hi you!

 
At 10:04 PM, Anonymous choad said...

i am totally shitting myself with fear. quaking.

 
At 12:36 AM, Blogger sloth said...

Corny, were you a medic in a past life? Did you bite off the finger(s) in question? Oh please say yes... Thank you for dropping the knowledge; I now know to bring the Grey Goose instead of the Absolut the next time the loss of extremities is a possibility.

Still waiting for the damn things to start regenerating.

Your jaunty epaulets reminded me of the thalidomide version of My Pretty Pony that has been an obsession of late. I'll make with the new post to illustrate.

 
At 10:48 AM, Anonymous krixfort said...

Corny I am liking the ideas of just keeping the parts in the bottle of Grey Goose. . .it's kind of like the tequila worm.

 
At 12:34 PM, Anonymous hammy said...

Slothy, I am so scared. It reminds me of my first grade teacher, miss anderson. She had a beehive. i loved to bury my head in her breasts and cryyyyyy.

 
At 12:38 PM, Anonymous hammy said...

also my mother was convinced that one of my legs was longer than the other. She imagines deformities and illnesses while dreaming. She made me pull up my dress and show my legs to miss anderson who proclaimed them even. It was so dissapointing.

 
At 1:07 PM, Blogger Corny said...

"thalidomide version of My Pretty Pony"


I will sit in front of my computer and refresh logworld every 50 seconds until this is posted.
impatiently yours,
Corny C

 
At 1:15 PM, Blogger Corny said...

Yes Krixy,
The Gray Goose "worm" ups the anty on "The Toy Surprise Inside" marketing strategy. It's a winning idea.

Miss Moneypenny, get me Madison Avenue on the horn...

 
At 1:26 PM, Blogger sloth said...

hams, you must thank your mother for asking you to flash a nun. I have always wanted to do this.

 
At 1:48 PM, Blogger sloth said...

(i'm working on it Corny... am sneaking blog time at beige right now. patience, Cub.)

 
At 2:11 PM, Blogger sloth said...

off I go to get my fur trimmed....

 
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