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Well, almost. Somebody please bring a shovel & dustpan to exit 46 on the Merritt Parkway...
posted by sloth @ 12:49 AM
33 comments
Monday, July 03, 2006
Well, almost. Somebody please bring a shovel & dustpan to exit 46 on the Merritt Parkway...
33 Comments:
which is where you will also find a bunch of belts from the engine of our car. If you come across them, let me know; I would like to thrash our NYC mechanic with them.
Oh Sloths! What a tragedy! But I got to say, taking a nap in the middle of a busy road especially while wearing your road camo seems mighty dangerous.
Can I help? I know CPR and am good with dislocated bones.
Thanks dr. pitts; if you could get my thigh-bone un-connected from my neck-bone, that would be great. Other than that, I'm okay. I do like the fact that I'm thinner... makes it possible to get away with wearing these horizontal stripes.
oh, also the alternator belt is embedded in my face... not sure about this look.
I bet it looks divine. Any skid marks?
Sloth, WHERE did you find that photo? I want to know what is really going on there. Was a giant rat really paved over?
Maybe a capybara, or a nutria.
ah, HELLO people, do I LOOK like a capybara? a RAT? really, I must lend you my Field Guide to North American Roadkill.
p.s. sorry 'bout the grumps. You will see in the FGTNARK that my plumage indicates grumpy season.
This case sounds acute. I prescribe Grump-Ex®, washed down with an oxycontini, STAT.
Hi Slothers. There are loud bumps in my head, I am really excited to think of nutrias though. I find that grumpiness is helpful. That's just me.
nutrias like sports drinks and granola bars, special k cereal, and planters salted.
I think they also like to wear curlers and Lee press on nails.
are nutrias related to neutrinos? mm, I think maybs your neutrinos are oscillating, thus the thumps & pus leakage.
Happy Fourth, Sloth! Looking at fireworks tonight? I will be ensconced in the parental abode with the entire fam. There will be lobster and corn, though. And whole spit-roastd nutria, I hear.
Hi, JD! Lobster on the 4th, how perfect... I'll loan you my surgery instruments so you can pry every tiny bit of flesh out of the carapace. If the family starts acting up, wave the scalpel around and start laughing maniacally.
We're going to a shindig in Clinton Hill. I gather there will be some kind of grilling device and also some memory-erasing fluids. Then up to a rooftop for the big shew. But first I will go to the shack & pretend to work, ha-ha.
Q:
why did the nutria cross the road?
A:
it didn't, someone ran the fucker over and painted yellow stripes on it.
Coming Next Week:
Knock Knock Jokes.
Ah Bradley, you gave me a huge guffaw just now!!!!!
Slothers...hi, hi, hello. Hi JD!!
hi peeds, missed ya!
I have to act like an employed person and get me bum to the orifice, now. crumbs.
don't go outside, slothers. it ain't worth it.
Kenny Boy!
Heel, Ken. Lay.
Hi Sloth! Hi PD! Hi HAA! Hi WW! I was in the subway tunnel for an hour this morning on my way to beige due to the deluges. I wonder why NYC can't handle a little rain. . .
I think Lay slit his own throat.
Hey, maybe this will start a trend!!!
oh god JD, so sorry to hear it! I am always amazed that more people don't go ballistic when there are subway delays. I'm about a hair-trigger away on a daily basis.
hey jd... sorry about the subway thing. last weekend i was stuck in the holland tunnel in my car... (with no a/c)... completely stopped for around 20 minutes. i had to roll down the windows so i wouldn't die - so was forced to breathe exhaust the whole time. yummy.
GWB (the president not the bridge) should slit his throat. or at least cut himself badly.
Hi sweet bloggers! I am glad you are here with me and that I am not alone in my desk with my flask here in the beige ivory tower. That picture is so sad feeling sloth. I want to cry.
don't cry, hams!!! take a swig of the fire-water and you'll feel betta. I will replace it with a different picture soon. Another woodland creature.
I like the image of you in an ivory tower. Like Rapunzel. I don't want to climb your hair, just curl up in it and take a nap, as always.
sooooo nappish right now. crummy ADs are making me WORK. so wrong. Gnash!
love it :)
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