done deed
This was us on Monday, moving to our new shack:
As you can see, I wore my schlumpy work clothes. To the left, I am giving Mr. AdHoc helpful advice about how to move a desk. To the right, I am applying a tourniquet to my leg after my foot was mashed into the hard road by a hand truck loaded with record albums. Eh, who needs a big toe, anyway. Purely decorative.
posted by sloth @ 11:15 PM
25 comments
25 Comments:
I like your shlumpy work outfit, very Chrissy of Threes Company. I'm seeing a pattern with your hand gesture (left hand curled into the chest), do you realize this is the international sign of the Tard? I'm sorry you've suffered neurological dammage during your move but you must psyched today that the hard parts behind you.
Yes, thanks corns. In that pic I am about to blanket-wrap my head. Kinda like locking the barn door after the horse ran away, but.
pantyhose on just one leg is the mark of the temptress. but i hope you did not move that great big desk all by yourself while casually wrapped in terrycloth. much too dangerous.
Can you deal with the truth sloths? The horse stumbled out drunk in a blackout and accidentally locked the door behind him. In other words, you can do no wrong.
It's that weird dissconect between things I think and how they then appear (devoid of logic/meaning) in the comment box.
hang on, I can't hear you... blankets, y'know... does anyone have an x-acto?
there. whew. It's true Dubz, moving wasn't so easy with only one free hand -- I was holding my towel up with the other one. Don't know what I was thinking... next time I'll wear a negligee.
Corns, the horse is pretty frickn far gone by now. I call him "Mr. Glue."
hot stuff sloth. Temptress Movers should be the name of your new biz.
i will push the handcart. (i'm not sure what that means.)
sounds good. Our motto: "it's all about the box."
the temptress moving truck says, in handpainted scrawl, "your box is our #1 problem."
Packing Boxes since 2006
coffee just came outta my nose...
We'll handle your valuables gently. So you don't have to.
No instructions too complicated. "This end up? Deliver to Rear?" No problem.
"we'll fold your flaps"
"Open Me Gently?"
At Temtress, we're always on top! of things.
Let us move your home orifice too!
At Temptress, we care about customer cervix.
Oh, PD! You win the gasping for air, snorting Punster Award.
JD, I'm bad. I think my friends are ready to clobber me. But thanks for your support.
customer cervix!!! that's funny.
I chose Temptress, and they are like an ace in the hole.
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