big love
On Saturday we're off to parts Mormon for our annual Western Adventure on Two Sticks. Have you ever seen a sloth attempt to catch 360ยบ of air off a steep cliff? As I frantically pull at my parachute cord, I'll be devising a way to tunnel up from the Telestial Kingdom.
posted by sloth @ 11:31 AM
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9 Comments:
Slothy! Hi! I've been a lil' out of the loop lately...anyhoo, see you in hell! Or, the Telestial Region or whatever. Seriously, don't turn your back on those mormons. But DO shred up those slopes on your sticks, or french fries.
The road to the Telestial Kingdom is paved in mold.
I will practice Telestry.
Hi capt'n! I can't wait to shred those flame-waves in the Testical regions with the Team! I had to look up "tithing..." it means giving 10% of your income to the church, which suggests to me that the Word of Wisdom must be "sucker."
i want to hear more about celestial marriage. if i get pregnant can i birth out a series of tiny planets all my own?
Hope you are having fun Sloths.
have a great time SLothy. roll in the snow and don the mormon underpants.
miss you slothers. when back?
back now! & missed you, too. we got in late last night. I'll post about our western adventures soon.
you guys are the cream in my coffee, for reals.
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