it's horrible, really
This is all that remains. The objects have been taken as evidence. We will be contacting you shortly.
posted by sloth @ 6:10 PM
26 comments
Wednesday, June 29, 2005
This is all that remains. The objects have been taken as evidence. We will be contacting you shortly.
26 Comments:
Sometimes a Brazilian wax really is the way to go. Just sayin'.
i disagree, its beauty, it hurts my eyes that i must shut them only to discover i miss its vegetable aura!
It is frightening to me, I place it mentally in my mouth and taste only foulness. Is it a wart? A tail? Does it have a brain and can it replicate? I am fearful.
All spiders have two body sections: the cephalothorax in front and an abdomen behind. Spiders survive in every habitat on land except the very coldest. This particular species of spider occurs in the deep fry vat at most fast food restaurants. Amazingly adaptive little bugger with his freedom fry camoflage!
Corny, that is some fascinating arachnology-knowledge that you have dropped here in the Log. Perhaps you are right, and this is a spider that takes the form of America's favorite side-dish. Sloth will ponder the possibility.
On the other hand, it could be a case of a Clarence Thomas-style incident, the incriminating pubic hair. Or maybe the fry is evolving into a new creature, i.e., fryolator grease as the new primordial ooze.
Much sun in mutant form. Many lucks in mind taste and texture. Sloth stole distinct interest, many fascinating, gone heart. Where once imagined petite and genial, now thoughtful giantess. Blameless and free.
Dear Sloth, I don't mean to alarm you but that is the protoplasm left behind and before the mutation occurs. There is hearty replication and pungent earth flavors coming onto the processing of freedom fry. This is like small bastardized robot meaning harm on your dna. Do not consume, do not trust.
please injest this fry and ride the white rabbit.
i would like to. is that ok?
Not the whole fry, FB. It would kill you. Just one tendril should be enough to catapult you into oblivion.
Crotchgoblin, the DNA of Sloth is already mutated beyond hope. Any further alteration can only be an improvement.
Sushi Blameful, anytime you feel an overwhelming urge to blame, Sloth will be your blame-monkey. Sloth loves Sushi.
Drink Diet Oblivion! One calorie!
gosh, sometimes my pubes get like, stuck to the fries or something. i dunno and then when it fries up in the fryer it comes out all mutant. dude. we have got to get hairnets for our mirkens.
Joey, are you McFarland's roommate?
who's mcfarland? dude, i'm sorry about that fry man.
DUDE, this is total identity theft, dude.
hey dude
Wassup dude? Huh?
Joey, McFarland...dudes!
WARNING: The dude level has reached maximum capacity in this blog.
Sloth honey, you just let ol' Wandee take care of the tender brats. Okay, kids, we're going on a field trip...
We're going to Netherland, boys. It's not exactly a ranch, but we'll have fun anyway.
nice. Send them to the dutch. that'll learn em.
that species looks highly evolved
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