Wednesday, June 29, 2005

it's horrible, really


This is all that remains. The objects have been taken as evidence. We will be contacting you shortly.

30 Comments:

At 12:32 AM, Anonymous General Genital said...

Sometimes a Brazilian wax really is the way to go. Just sayin'.

 
At 5:06 AM, Blogger wala said...

i disagree, its beauty, it hurts my eyes that i must shut them only to discover i miss its vegetable aura!

 
At 9:28 AM, Blogger mountain man said...

It is frightening to me, I place it mentally in my mouth and taste only foulness. Is it a wart? A tail? Does it have a brain and can it replicate? I am fearful.

 
At 10:22 AM, Blogger Corny said...

All spiders have two body sections: the cephalothorax in front and an abdomen behind. Spiders survive in every habitat on land except the very coldest. This particular species of spider occurs in the deep fry vat at most fast food restaurants. Amazingly adaptive little bugger with his freedom fry camoflage!

 
At 10:45 AM, Blogger sloth said...

Corny, that is some fascinating arachnology-knowledge that you have dropped here in the Log. Perhaps you are right, and this is a spider that takes the form of America's favorite side-dish. Sloth will ponder the possibility.

 
At 10:47 AM, Blogger sloth said...

On the other hand, it could be a case of a Clarence Thomas-style incident, the incriminating pubic hair. Or maybe the fry is evolving into a new creature, i.e., fryolator grease as the new primordial ooze.

 
At 10:55 AM, Anonymous Sushi Blameful said...

Much sun in mutant form. Many lucks in mind taste and texture. Sloth stole distinct interest, many fascinating, gone heart. Where once imagined petite and genial, now thoughtful giantess. Blameless and free.

 
At 10:59 AM, Anonymous Crotchgoblin said...

Dear Sloth, I don't mean to alarm you but that is the protoplasm left behind and before the mutation occurs. There is hearty replication and pungent earth flavors coming onto the processing of freedom fry. This is like small bastardized robot meaning harm on your dna. Do not consume, do not trust.

 
At 11:13 AM, Blogger postmoderndebunker said...

You mean this is not a french fry?

 
At 11:14 AM, Blogger postmoderndebunker said...

But some strange mutant spud...

 
At 11:27 AM, Blogger fairy butler said...

please injest this fry and ride the white rabbit.

 
At 11:27 AM, Blogger fairy butler said...

i would like to. is that ok?

 
At 11:45 AM, Blogger sloth said...

Not the whole fry, FB. It would kill you. Just one tendril should be enough to catapult you into oblivion.

 
At 11:49 AM, Blogger sloth said...

Crotchgoblin, the DNA of Sloth is already mutated beyond hope. Any further alteration can only be an improvement.

 
At 11:55 AM, Blogger postmoderndebunker said...

I'll take a tendril please...oblivion would be nice right before lunch.

 
At 11:55 AM, Blogger sloth said...

Sushi Blameful, anytime you feel an overwhelming urge to blame, Sloth will be your blame-monkey. Sloth loves Sushi.

 
At 11:57 AM, Anonymous tendril said...

Drink Diet Oblivion! One calorie!

 
At 12:13 PM, Anonymous joey said...

gosh, sometimes my pubes get like, stuck to the fries or something. i dunno and then when it fries up in the fryer it comes out all mutant. dude. we have got to get hairnets for our mirkens.

 
At 12:14 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Joey, are you McFarland's roommate?

 
At 12:49 PM, Anonymous joey said...

who's mcfarland? dude, i'm sorry about that fry man.

 
At 12:59 PM, Anonymous McFarland said...

DUDE, this is total identity theft, dude.

 
At 1:00 PM, Anonymous joey said...

hey dude

 
At 1:13 PM, Anonymous McFarland said...

Wassup dude? Huh?

 
At 1:14 PM, Anonymous Dude said...

Joey, McFarland...dudes!

 
At 1:25 PM, Anonymous Blog Administrator said...

WARNING: The dude level has reached maximum capacity in this blog.

 
At 1:32 PM, Anonymous Wandee Love said...

Sloth honey, you just let ol' Wandee take care of the tender brats. Okay, kids, we're going on a field trip...

 
At 1:42 PM, Anonymous Wandee Love said...

We're going to Netherland, boys. It's not exactly a ranch, but we'll have fun anyway.

 
At 2:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

nice. Send them to the dutch. that'll learn em.

 
At 2:28 PM, Anonymous ectoplasmic goo said...

that species looks highly evolved

 
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