Friday, July 08, 2005

checkpoint



Official regulations strictly forbid further travel without a thorough inspection! Begging only makes things worse. A well-placed bribe might make things go a little easier. You must submit to the procedure immediately and without complaint. Failure to comply will result in disciplinary action, including -- but not limited to -- a series of smart smacks.

9 Comments:

At 11:03 PM, Blogger Mountain Man said...

Oh Slothy, but what if the smart smacks are the desirable end? I submit to the ouches. It is time to succumb to the lady of mouse.

 
At 11:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will smack you pink!

 
At 11:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will smack your pink.

 
At 12:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Zowie and ouchie all at once. I am feeling the sharp pangs. This is a full-on cavity search.

 
At 8:27 AM, Blogger none said...

the lady rat, i dont know why, but it seems to resemble eva braun.

 
At 9:11 AM, Blogger fairy butler said...

i have seen her somewhere before. She is really a he. The punishments were swift and stabbing.

 
At 12:26 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Interesting, Monster Spank. Slothy must ask Jeeves for some great products with an Eva Braun theme.

 
At 12:28 PM, Blogger sloth said...

FB, you were exactly right in your assessment. We must travel in the same circles, populated by nude kitties and giant mice.

 
At 11:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

this mouse lady is a friend of mine. I can arrange a meeting for interested parties.

 

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