Hey, we all have our own private ways of um, ya know..."Petting the Wookie". whatever it takes, I'm not here to judge. But I'm definitely concerned about Bear rug to human transmition of pelvic inflammatory diseases.
I think a Smackdown Pay-per-view Event refereed by Michel Houellebecq featuring this glorious work and Koons' "Michael and Monkey" might be worth a night of heavy drinking. Who's in?
DS, count me in... we can take turns playing "horsey" with this one.
I actually think Britney is the perfect representative for the pro-life movement because god knows, it had to be such a difficult decision whether to keep the baby, considering the level of deprivation the poor little mite would suffer.
Hey Pd, I just went to your blog and last mondays zombie post was at the top, causing me to fall into a dizzing time warp spiral, Have I been asleep all week? Is my Dandy-Walker Syndrome worse then the doctors are letting on?
Sloth, you have a real knack for finding the jewels of our culture. You've tapped into the real zeitgest with this one, dont'cha know. This work of art could have been made by a grad student I met with recently, at a school that shall remain unnamed. He was making sculptures in this exact style, of nude women either wrestling with each other, or clutching large, hourglass-shaped vessels. Toward the end of the crit, he pulled out a perfectly rendered sculpture of a large erect penis to show me, which definitely made this the best crit ever.
jd, your grad student has a big career ahead... maybe he did this piece? I can't decide if the bear = penis or vagina, maybe both. I think maybe Britney f*cked the bear flat.
Corny, I have a similar condition: Johnny-Walker syndrome. Maybe we can enter the Special Olympics together...? The spastic potato-sack race er somethin...
Sloth, it's hard to know where to begin with the lion's head imagery. Perhaps it's a metaphor for sexual desire? Or maybe, referring to the lion sculptures outside the library on 42 St., it's a political commentary on cuts in library funding?
Doctor, not to worry; Britney practices tantric levitation... the pole is a sex aid and shamanistic tool, which she balances on & spins around & around... truly a wonder.
jd, "cuts in library funding," I just spilt my coffee via nasal passage. Sloth, Krix, I am not ready to give up on this guy. He may be brilliant. How often do you see something, sculpture specifically, and question your reactions to the vulgar? I think often of Francois Rude, am a big fan; this isn't far off. I mean seriously, Mercury urinating atop a Corinthian column during a pitstop in the city center of Beaune? I did listen to the interview from the link which was less hopeful, but certainly doesn't throw him out with the bathwater or the afterbirth.
Jd, The bear-rug is Britney's spirit guide, she speaks through bear-rug of the screeming pain associated with child birth. Corny is smoking a cigarette and saying the oriental rug is a fine replacment if you don't have a bear-rug at home
what is funny to me is that I can NOT actually picture a group of pro-life fundamentalists taking their kids out to see the crowning of baby Sean Preston's head.
"oh Mother, it's an okay statue as long as you put a towel over it's behind."
"Yes kids, Father is right. Please avert your eyes from the naked lady."
True, Krixfort, this sculpture might seem downright dirty to the wingnut Right. Although at a certain point the insanity could circle around to become its opposite.
the way she gazes at the back of the bear's head... like she's about to take a bite... or perhaps contemplating her own walnut-sized brain in an existential moment? this piece is so deep... thanks guys for going there with me. I feel whole now.
hammy I am crying. I guess she is not a girl for sure now. Still don't know if she's a woman for reals. Maybe a live-birthing fembot of some sort. I will ask Quark and Quazar.
Hammy, your stories are amazing. Did you really think of Christ as your fella? And did that go only for the girls, or for the boys as well? Christianity is complex.
Deep & wide, Hammy... Britney on all fours... Jesus is my boyfriend... it's all coming together in a magical ring of meaning & I have seen the light, Hammy! Praise be! I will drink from the chalice now.
It was sort of mutual. I was a frigid. I couldn't open up wide enough. I wouldn't go all the way and share our love with the unbelievers. I joined them instead. It's sort of sad. Peace out.
Well If no one is going to show the rear view then I am going to imagine a talking or singing baby head erupting from her. I want the erupting baby heads album.
sloth, I have joined model mayhem, one baby step towards doing what you tell me to do. I dont see too many interesting models just California blondes. Now I need internet resources for props, costumes rental etc.
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...i'll say
who did it?
duh- yeah there's a link
Hey, we all have our own private ways of um, ya know..."Petting the Wookie". whatever it takes, I'm not here to judge.
But I'm definitely concerned about Bear rug to human transmition of pelvic inflammatory diseases.
This is a gorgeous work of art. Veneral disease be damned, sometimes we just have to suffer for art.
I think a Smackdown Pay-per-view Event refereed by Michel Houellebecq featuring this glorious work and Koons' "Michael and Monkey" might be worth a night of heavy drinking. Who's in?
DS, count me in... we can take turns playing "horsey" with this one.
I actually think Britney is the perfect representative for the pro-life movement because god knows, it had to be such a difficult decision whether to keep the baby, considering the level of deprivation the poor little mite would suffer.
Yes, the deprivation of good taste is a terrible fate for a baby.
Hi Slothy!
Hey Pd, I just went to your blog and last mondays zombie post was at the top, causing me to fall into a dizzing time warp spiral, Have I been asleep all week? Is my Dandy-Walker Syndrome worse then the doctors are letting on?
hi Peeds! how's yer bad self?
Sloth, you have a real knack for finding the jewels of our culture. You've tapped into the real zeitgest with this one, dont'cha know. This work of art could have been made by a grad student I met with recently, at a school that shall remain unnamed. He was making sculptures in this exact style, of nude women either wrestling with each other, or clutching large, hourglass-shaped vessels. Toward the end of the crit, he pulled out a perfectly rendered sculpture of a large erect penis to show me, which definitely made this the best crit ever.
I'm bad. I keep thinking of stuffing my face with cake. How's by you?
Corny, I took the terrorist/immigration post off 'cause it pained me so! A new post is brewing...post-zomboid.
i just ate 6 chocolate chip cookies with my coffee.
jd, your grad student has a big career ahead... maybe he did this piece? I can't decide if the bear = penis or vagina, maybe both. I think maybe Britney f*cked the bear flat.
PD, cake is good, and wine. Sop it up...
Corny, I have a similar condition: Johnny-Walker syndrome. Maybe we can enter the Special Olympics together...? The spastic potato-sack race er somethin...
Corny has mounted the the oriental rug on floor. She investigating this sex act and will report back on the do's and don'ts of Bear-rug love
Please hold
6 chocolate chip cookies with coffee = happiness.
Sloth, it's hard to know where to begin with the lion's head imagery. Perhaps it's a metaphor for sexual desire? Or maybe, referring to the lion sculptures outside the library on 42 St., it's a political commentary on cuts in library funding?
oh sloth. *sigh*
just when I thought the world was once again safe for humanity. . .
I feel the pole sticking directly into her abdomen will cause a miscarriage.
Doctor, not to worry; Britney practices tantric levitation... the pole is a sex aid and shamanistic tool, which she balances on & spins around & around... truly a wonder.
oh i wish! talk about a sex vid.
jd, "cuts in library funding," I just spilt my coffee via nasal passage.
Sloth, Krix, I am not ready to give up on this guy. He may be brilliant. How often do you see something, sculpture specifically, and question your reactions to the vulgar? I think often of Francois Rude, am a big fan; this isn't far off. I mean seriously, Mercury urinating atop a Corinthian column during a pitstop in the city center of Beaune?
I did listen to the interview from the link which was less hopeful, but certainly doesn't throw him out with the bathwater or the afterbirth.
Jd, The bear-rug is Britney's spirit guide, she speaks through bear-rug of the screeming pain associated with child birth.
Corny is smoking a cigarette and saying the oriental rug is a fine replacment if you don't have a bear-rug at home
SMC: tell Corny I commend her open-mindedness but did not peg her as a rice queen...? I prefer a traditional shag, meself.
OMG, my brother just emailed me this link:
http://www.christianaggression.org/item_display.php?type=NEWS&id=1141416537
Apparently, there's a bill in Missouri proposing to make christianity the official state religion. I am being serious here.
I MUST leave the house right now; too much time-sucking in blogworld.
what is funny to me is that I can NOT actually picture a group of pro-life fundamentalists taking their kids out to see the crowning of baby Sean Preston's head.
"oh Mother, it's an okay statue as long as you put a towel over it's behind."
"Yes kids, Father is right. Please avert your eyes from the naked lady."
grak.
I am going to this opening.
for reals?
True, Krixfort, this sculpture might seem downright dirty to the wingnut Right. Although at a certain point the insanity could circle around to become its opposite.
yes krix. Christ told me to be there.
lol Hammy, I'm coming too! We'll down the blood of Christ together... in quantity.
shoot hammy. the power of christ has not compelled me yet.
the spirit of Brit brit is upon me. praise god and vagina.
I really must go. I'm not kidding. I hope you will join me in fellowship.
JD, that makes me think of "pop will eat itself."
sinners, you should gaze upon pop's virgin Mary and accept her divinity.
the way she gazes at the back of the bear's head... like she's about to take a bite... or perhaps contemplating her own walnut-sized brain in an existential moment? this piece is so deep... thanks guys for going there with me. I feel whole now.
Brit was so hot pre-kfed. I don't understand what happened. Sean Preston has no chin.
deep and wide sloth, deep and wide. Like the fountain of god's love for thee.
http://www.dltk-bible.com/deepwide.html
The bear head represents the head of John the Baptist. i am a slave for you Jesus.
oops I did it again. I played with christ's heart and now I must bear the hideous spawn of K-fed.
bare
hammy I am crying. I guess she is not a girl for sure now. Still don't know if she's a woman for reals. Maybe a live-birthing fembot of some sort. I will ask Quark and Quazar.
krix! lol. I actually sang that song as a youngster. sick I know.
please sing it again Hammy. One more time.
for you alone, krix.
this piece is wonderful. I would buy it and place it next to my replica of The Thinker. I see a connection.
I am beyond understanding. What does deep and wide mean?
I'm also clueless about what "pop will eat himself" means.
I knew this sculpture would highlight all of my many intellectual limitations.
JD, open yourself to God's love. open deep and wide and let the holy spirit flow through you. Jesus had haunting sexy eyes, some say.
I remember them telling me to think of Jesus as my boyfriend. think about him all the time and what he would like and stuff.
then the ladies would all run around the church screaming in ecstacy. It was very demented.
Hammy, your stories are amazing. Did you really think of Christ as your fella? And did that go only for the girls, or for the boys as well? Christianity is complex.
Deep & wide, Hammy... Britney on all fours... Jesus is my boyfriend... it's all coming together in a magical ring of meaning & I have seen the light, Hammy! Praise be! I will drink from the chalice now.
awwww, Hammy. I am sorry about the breakup. That's sad. Maybe you can catch Buddha or Allah on the rebound.
Anyone please please please get a photo of the rear end of this incredible sculpture and post it on your blog. Dont hate me for asking.
Press only Regi.
You could pose as a journalist for the Christian Science Moniter if need be.
Ds are you a Christian Science Monitor? I think you are.
You are fluffy like a scientist.
Fluff, froth and foam: new areas of study. Those and the backside of that sculpture....
Regi, your back view.
http://www.nps.gov/yell/tours/thismonth/may2004/images/elkbirth/thumbs/1stthumb.jpg
Thank you SMC... enlightening. My retinas are scarred for life.
'bye kids, I am running away from home for the weekend. Got my little kerchief on a stick & everything. Don't tell mom.
By Slothy--I will miss you!!
BYE, I mean. Jeez.
It was sort of mutual. I was a frigid. I couldn't open up wide enough. I wouldn't go all the way and share our love with the unbelievers. I joined them instead. It's sort of sad. Peace out.
OMG. I have so wandered into the Women's locker room.
I didn't click on the link 'til later, so I just thought something else was going on with a figure missing, y'know.
In that spirit I can't think of a more appropriate moment to link to one of the worst songs ever. Nantucket's Rugburn. Yep. Pleasure on the carpet.
Seriously. These guys were the REASON for the Sex Pistols. And yes, I have all their albums.
Well If no one is going to show the rear view then I am going to imagine a talking or singing baby head erupting from her. I want the erupting baby heads album.
sloth, I have joined model mayhem, one baby step towards doing what you tell me to do. I dont see too many interesting models just California blondes. Now I need internet resources for props, costumes rental etc.
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