Thursday, March 23, 2006

wow.



I don't even know what to say about this...

79 Comments:

At 6:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

...i'll say

who did it?

 
At 6:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

duh- yeah there's a link

 
At 1:21 AM, Blogger Corny said...

Hey, we all have our own private ways of um, ya know..."Petting the Wookie". whatever it takes, I'm not here to judge.
But I'm definitely concerned about Bear rug to human transmition of pelvic inflammatory diseases.

 
At 7:29 AM, Anonymous MM said...

This is a gorgeous work of art. Veneral disease be damned, sometimes we just have to suffer for art.

 
At 8:31 AM, Anonymous Ds said...

I think a Smackdown Pay-per-view Event refereed by Michel Houellebecq featuring this glorious work and Koons' "Michael and Monkey" might be worth a night of heavy drinking. Who's in?

 
At 9:25 AM, Blogger sloth said...

DS, count me in... we can take turns playing "horsey" with this one.

I actually think Britney is the perfect representative for the pro-life movement because god knows, it had to be such a difficult decision whether to keep the baby, considering the level of deprivation the poor little mite would suffer.

 
At 9:58 AM, Anonymous pd said...

Yes, the deprivation of good taste is a terrible fate for a baby.

 
At 9:58 AM, Anonymous pd said...

Hi Slothy!

 
At 10:07 AM, Blogger Corny said...

Hey Pd, I just went to your blog and last mondays zombie post was at the top, causing me to fall into a dizzing time warp spiral, Have I been asleep all week? Is my Dandy-Walker Syndrome worse then the doctors are letting on?

 
At 10:29 AM, Blogger sloth said...

hi Peeds! how's yer bad self?

 
At 10:32 AM, Blogger JD said...

Sloth, you have a real knack for finding the jewels of our culture. You've tapped into the real zeitgest with this one, dont'cha know. This work of art could have been made by a grad student I met with recently, at a school that shall remain unnamed. He was making sculptures in this exact style, of nude women either wrestling with each other, or clutching large, hourglass-shaped vessels. Toward the end of the crit, he pulled out a perfectly rendered sculpture of a large erect penis to show me, which definitely made this the best crit ever.

 
At 10:44 AM, Anonymous pd said...

I'm bad. I keep thinking of stuffing my face with cake. How's by you?

 
At 10:46 AM, Anonymous pd said...

Corny, I took the terrorist/immigration post off 'cause it pained me so! A new post is brewing...post-zomboid.

 
At 10:49 AM, Blogger fairy butler said...

i just ate 6 chocolate chip cookies with my coffee.

 
At 10:50 AM, Blogger sloth said...

jd, your grad student has a big career ahead... maybe he did this piece? I can't decide if the bear = penis or vagina, maybe both. I think maybe Britney f*cked the bear flat.

 
At 10:50 AM, Blogger sloth said...

PD, cake is good, and wine. Sop it up...

 
At 10:53 AM, Blogger sloth said...

Corny, I have a similar condition: Johnny-Walker syndrome. Maybe we can enter the Special Olympics together...? The spastic potato-sack race er somethin...

 
At 11:01 AM, Anonymous Savage Monster Cut said...

Corny has mounted the the oriental rug on floor. She investigating this sex act and will report back on the do's and don'ts of Bear-rug love

Please hold

 
At 11:03 AM, Blogger JD said...

6 chocolate chip cookies with coffee = happiness.

Sloth, it's hard to know where to begin with the lion's head imagery. Perhaps it's a metaphor for sexual desire? Or maybe, referring to the lion sculptures outside the library on 42 St., it's a political commentary on cuts in library funding?

 
At 11:05 AM, Blogger postmoderndebunker said...

Oh, FB we are on the same page today! I just had a muffin instead of cake...but lunch is just around the corner.

 
At 11:06 AM, Anonymous krixfort said...

oh sloth. *sigh*

just when I thought the world was once again safe for humanity. . .

 
At 11:06 AM, Blogger postmoderndebunker said...

Savage Monster: Are you embarking on an interracial, interspecies sex act?

 
At 11:07 AM, Anonymous Doctor to the Stars said...

I feel the pole sticking directly into her abdomen will cause a miscarriage.

 
At 11:12 AM, Blogger sloth said...

Doctor, not to worry; Britney practices tantric levitation... the pole is a sex aid and shamanistic tool, which she balances on & spins around & around... truly a wonder.

 
At 11:14 AM, Blogger fairy butler said...

oh i wish! talk about a sex vid.

 
At 11:20 AM, Anonymous ds said...

jd, "cuts in library funding," I just spilt my coffee via nasal passage.
Sloth, Krix, I am not ready to give up on this guy. He may be brilliant. How often do you see something, sculpture specifically, and question your reactions to the vulgar? I think often of Francois Rude, am a big fan; this isn't far off. I mean seriously, Mercury urinating atop a Corinthian column during a pitstop in the city center of Beaune?
I did listen to the interview from the link which was less hopeful, but certainly doesn't throw him out with the bathwater or the afterbirth.

 
At 11:24 AM, Anonymous Savage Monster Cut said...

Jd, The bear-rug is Britney's spirit guide, she speaks through bear-rug of the screeming pain associated with child birth.
Corny is smoking a cigarette and saying the oriental rug is a fine replacment if you don't have a bear-rug at home

 
At 11:33 AM, Blogger postmoderndebunker said...

I heard Britney also uses rain sticks in her sex acts.

 
At 11:34 AM, Blogger postmoderndebunker said...

This appeals to her musical talents.

 
At 11:36 AM, Anonymous pee stick said...

SMC: tell Corny I commend her open-mindedness but did not peg her as a rice queen...? I prefer a traditional shag, meself.

 
At 12:15 PM, Blogger JD said...

OMG, my brother just emailed me this link:

http://www.christianaggression.org/item_display.php?type=NEWS&id=1141416537

Apparently, there's a bill in Missouri proposing to make christianity the official state religion. I am being serious here.

I MUST leave the house right now; too much time-sucking in blogworld.

 
At 12:17 PM, Anonymous krixfort said...

what is funny to me is that I can NOT actually picture a group of pro-life fundamentalists taking their kids out to see the crowning of baby Sean Preston's head.

"oh Mother, it's an okay statue as long as you put a towel over it's behind."

"Yes kids, Father is right. Please avert your eyes from the naked lady."

grak.

 
At 12:21 PM, Anonymous hammy said...

I am going to this opening.

 
At 12:24 PM, Anonymous krixfort said...

for reals?

 
At 12:25 PM, Blogger JD said...

True, Krixfort, this sculpture might seem downright dirty to the wingnut Right. Although at a certain point the insanity could circle around to become its opposite.

 
At 12:26 PM, Anonymous hammy said...

yes krix. Christ told me to be there.

 
At 12:27 PM, Blogger sloth said...

lol Hammy, I'm coming too! We'll down the blood of Christ together... in quantity.

 
At 12:28 PM, Anonymous krixfort said...

shoot hammy. the power of christ has not compelled me yet.

 
At 12:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

the spirit of Brit brit is upon me. praise god and vagina.

 
At 12:28 PM, Anonymous hammy said...

I really must go. I'm not kidding. I hope you will join me in fellowship.

 
At 12:28 PM, Anonymous krixfort said...

JD, that makes me think of "pop will eat itself."

 
At 12:30 PM, Anonymous the power of christ said...

sinners, you should gaze upon pop's virgin Mary and accept her divinity.

 
At 12:31 PM, Blogger sloth said...

the way she gazes at the back of the bear's head... like she's about to take a bite... or perhaps contemplating her own walnut-sized brain in an existential moment? this piece is so deep... thanks guys for going there with me. I feel whole now.

 
At 12:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brit was so hot pre-kfed. I don't understand what happened. Sean Preston has no chin.

 
At 12:33 PM, Anonymous krixfort said...

deep and wide sloth, deep and wide. Like the fountain of god's love for thee.

http://www.dltk-bible.com/deepwide.html

 
At 12:33 PM, Anonymous hammy said...

The bear head represents the head of John the Baptist. i am a slave for you Jesus.

 
At 12:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oops I did it again. I played with christ's heart and now I must bear the hideous spawn of K-fed.

 
At 12:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

bare

 
At 12:36 PM, Anonymous krixfort said...

hammy I am crying. I guess she is not a girl for sure now. Still don't know if she's a woman for reals. Maybe a live-birthing fembot of some sort. I will ask Quark and Quazar.

 
At 12:37 PM, Anonymous hammy said...

krix! lol. I actually sang that song as a youngster. sick I know.

 
At 12:38 PM, Anonymous krixfort said...

please sing it again Hammy. One more time.

 
At 12:38 PM, Anonymous hammy said...

for you alone, krix.

 
At 12:41 PM, Anonymous moneybags said...

this piece is wonderful. I would buy it and place it next to my replica of The Thinker. I see a connection.

 
At 12:41 PM, Blogger JD said...

I am beyond understanding. What does deep and wide mean?

I'm also clueless about what "pop will eat himself" means.

I knew this sculpture would highlight all of my many intellectual limitations.

 
At 12:44 PM, Anonymous hammy said...

JD, open yourself to God's love. open deep and wide and let the holy spirit flow through you. Jesus had haunting sexy eyes, some say.

 
At 12:46 PM, Anonymous hammy said...

I remember them telling me to think of Jesus as my boyfriend. think about him all the time and what he would like and stuff.

 
At 12:48 PM, Anonymous hammy said...

then the ladies would all run around the church screaming in ecstacy. It was very demented.

 
At 1:05 PM, Blogger JD said...

Hammy, your stories are amazing. Did you really think of Christ as your fella? And did that go only for the girls, or for the boys as well? Christianity is complex.

 
At 1:05 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Deep & wide, Hammy... Britney on all fours... Jesus is my boyfriend... it's all coming together in a magical ring of meaning & I have seen the light, Hammy! Praise be! I will drink from the chalice now.

 
At 1:16 PM, Blogger postmoderndebunker said...

Did you break up with JC, Hams, or did he break up with you?

 
At 2:14 PM, Anonymous krixfort said...

awwww, Hammy. I am sorry about the breakup. That's sad. Maybe you can catch Buddha or Allah on the rebound.

 
At 3:20 PM, Anonymous regi said...

Anyone please please please get a photo of the rear end of this incredible sculpture and post it on your blog. Dont hate me for asking.

 
At 3:30 PM, Anonymous ds said...

Press only Regi.
You could pose as a journalist for the Christian Science Moniter if need be.

 
At 3:34 PM, Anonymous MM said...

Ds are you a Christian Science Monitor? I think you are.

 
At 3:34 PM, Anonymous MM said...

You are fluffy like a scientist.

 
At 3:57 PM, Anonymous ds said...

Fluff, froth and foam: new areas of study. Those and the backside of that sculpture....

 
At 4:19 PM, Anonymous Savage Monster Cut said...

Regi, your back view.

http://www.nps.gov/yell/tours/thismonth/may2004/images/elkbirth/thumbs/1stthumb.jpg

 
At 4:32 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Thank you SMC... enlightening. My retinas are scarred for life.

 
At 4:32 PM, Blogger sloth said...

'bye kids, I am running away from home for the weekend. Got my little kerchief on a stick & everything. Don't tell mom.

 
At 4:39 PM, Anonymous pd said...

By Slothy--I will miss you!!

 
At 4:53 PM, Anonymous pd said...

BYE, I mean. Jeez.

 
At 5:36 PM, Anonymous hammy said...

It was sort of mutual. I was a frigid. I couldn't open up wide enough. I wouldn't go all the way and share our love with the unbelievers. I joined them instead. It's sort of sad. Peace out.

 
At 8:50 PM, Blogger Heart As Arena said...

OMG. I have so wandered into the Women's locker room.

I didn't click on the link 'til later, so I just thought something else was going on with a figure missing, y'know.

In that spirit I can't think of a more appropriate moment to link to one of the worst songs ever. Nantucket's Rugburn. Yep. Pleasure on the carpet.

Seriously. These guys were the REASON for the Sex Pistols. And yes, I have all their albums.

 
At 4:30 PM, Blogger Regi said...

Well If no one is going to show the rear view then I am going to imagine a talking or singing baby head erupting from her. I want the erupting baby heads album.

sloth, I have joined model mayhem, one baby step towards doing what you tell me to do. I dont see too many interesting models just California blondes. Now I need internet resources for props, costumes rental etc.

 
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if only all art could possibly be this good.

 
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