Thursday, April 27, 2006

help

I need a superhero today, but they're all away at a training retreat:



So they sent some guy from the reserves...

26 Comments:

At 4:57 PM, Blogger fairy butler said...

the sensitive dangles act as antenna for the spidey sense

 
At 5:02 PM, Blogger Corny said...

OMG, thats it...THAT IS IT. You are raising the blog bar so high it's not even FAIR!

2. Spidey is pathetic yet I can't turn away. You are forcing me to use up many of my precious Karma KouponsĀ®

 
At 5:04 PM, Blogger Corny said...

Spidey is punching a hole right through the head of his nemisis, Invisable Middle-aged Chubster Guy!

 
At 5:05 PM, Blogger Corny said...

Fb your cave pics are UNBEEFRICKENLIEVABLY beautiful. Where was that anyhow?

 
At 5:11 PM, Blogger fairy butler said...

akumal, mexico - down the coast from cancun

i recommend all to go there.

corny, where can i get me some more Karma coupons? I'm deficit spending at this point.

 
At 5:14 PM, Anonymous peeds said...

NOODLE to the maximum, Sloth. OMG, what a dangling Spidey Sack. I am bowing down to your greatness, Sloth.

 
At 5:45 PM, Blogger Corny said...

cool FB that almost precisly where I'm going (I think) at the end of May.
If it's anywhere near Tulum I'm there.

 
At 5:47 PM, Blogger Corny said...

Meanwhile. The army of flying superheros is an awsome sight. I wish they had the spidey body paint though

 
At 7:53 PM, Blogger sloth said...

I realize that I am repeating myself I realize that I am repeating myself with the spidey-reference, but I really am in need of some rescuing today. Dark forces have amassed and are pinning lil' slothy to the mat.

 
At 8:32 PM, Blogger sloth said...

But if this is all Homeland Security could manage to send, I'm in troubs. He just tried to remove a twist-off cap from a beer, and it involved a lot of grunting & shaking-out of his hand.

I think this guy might be related to P'Nuttles...

 
At 8:37 PM, Blogger Corny said...

sloths you must have faith in your super hereo, he'll come thru. The twist cap grunting & shaking-out of hand is a ruse to throw the enemy off. What kind of rescuing do you or did you need today? Whoever is pinning you to the matt is going to pay!

 
At 9:15 PM, Anonymous Matt said...

Well I, for one, am not complaining.

 
At 11:49 PM, Blogger fairy butler said...

corny, it is very near tulum! the cave thing is called 'hidden worlds' - just north off the highway. I am sure you will see their splended brochures everywhere. yay to your tulum visit. it's so nice down there.

 
At 9:15 AM, Blogger mountain man said...

What a grody little dangling wiener in blue. It will stay with me all day, I am afraid. Today mehopes the crowd of flying black-garbed fighters come help you Slothy.

 
At 9:28 AM, Anonymous The krixfort response team said...

we will put in a word to the black flyers stat, just for you sloth. No harms may come your way.

one more thing. hooray for tulum and its surrounding areas. The krixfort response team also gives the recommendation to go.

 
At 12:32 PM, Blogger The Capt'n said...

I don't even know where to start....

 
At 12:48 PM, Anonymous Regi said...

Sloth, Spidey IS the superhero that you need and I see that he has borrowed superman's *#$!% of steel to thwart your foes. Put this image on your cellphone with the number
1 800 KIK-BUTT
The league of superhero friends is just a dial away.

(I just came back from Chicago. Thank you MasterCard for letting me socialize with the millionare's. They wont know the difference.)

 
At 12:58 PM, Blogger Heart As Arena said...

I just exploded with laughter in the middle of work. It made Jesus happy. He was all, like, "You humans are funny fuckers."

 
At 12:21 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Me 'n Mr. Blueballs hit it off fine; his superpower is to dance around & get the plums swinging. They're not very effective as combat-type weapons, but any evildoer is stopped in his tracks just from the pure spectacle.

 
At 1:12 PM, Blogger sloth said...

pee ess, eye am overwhelmed with love today for you, blog-buds. big enlarged hearts to all of you peeps!

 
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