Monday, April 03, 2006

hello, Mr. Hand



Occasionally here at logworld we post useful pet-grooming tips. Now, of course we all love to groom that-fuckmop-otherwise-known-as* Little Pony's hair, but don't let's forget to perform the other important business.

*thanks forever Capt'n for this timeless phrase.

25 Comments:

At 12:53 PM, Blogger sloth said...

This made me happy today.

 
At 12:53 PM, Anonymous pd said...

Is this pet getting the kite rapes? Is that why the fuckmop has to be groomed?

 
At 12:54 PM, Anonymous pd said...

Really, I love the kite tatoo.

 
At 12:54 PM, Blogger sloth said...

no PD, it is all about the bean removal.

 
At 12:54 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Logworld: We Go There.

 
At 1:29 PM, Anonymous pd said...

Love the tag line. Does Logworld handle gerbils too?

 
At 1:37 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Of course, PD. Do you have a gerbil that needs servicing?

The kite got embedded in LP's rump during the windstorm that made for the fuckmop.

 
At 1:52 PM, Anonymous pd said...

Funny you should ask, SLoth, because I can't seem to find my gerbil. I may have sat on him and he took what he thought was an escape route. I am not sure.

 
At 3:43 PM, Blogger JD said...

Sloth, I will never forget the story of the Bean in the Sheath. I think it may be an ancient fable from the Dark Ages, and it really, really makes me want a horsie. An orange one.

 
At 3:56 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Noodle, JD... yes, it is a magic trix to practice at home, sure to delight the kiddies.

 
At 4:32 PM, Blogger Regi said...

Thanks for the grooming tip Sloth. I will never shake my sister-inlaw's hand again.

 
At 5:06 PM, Blogger sloth said...

oh dear Regi... also beware any dinner parties featuring, uh, bean dishes...

 
At 5:40 PM, Anonymous nibbles said...

PD, would you mind sitting on an exercise wheel? I'm bored in here.

 
At 6:09 PM, Anonymous pd said...

SUre thing nibbles...I'm bored too.

 
At 6:12 PM, Blogger sloth said...

I wonder if Nibbles likes the peeps...

 
At 6:13 PM, Anonymous pd said...

Sitting on peeps on the wheel=PLEASURE.

 
At 6:19 PM, Blogger sloth said...

must go now... at work past 6 p.m. = a wrongness that must not be endured...

 
At 11:38 PM, Blogger The Capt'n said...

Q: What's your pony's name?

 
At 11:38 PM, Blogger The Capt'n said...

A: PONESSA !!!

 
At 11:49 PM, Blogger sloth said...

ach, Capt'n, how did you intuit the nom du pony like that? you are truly one with the universe, capt'n sir.

 
At 12:03 AM, Anonymous Ponessa said...

WHO or WHOM or WHOOT will remove this very large bean that is driving me completely, uh, nuts?

 
At 10:39 AM, Anonymous Semi Dead said...

That's what I am, now and forever, semi dead.

 
At 10:49 AM, Blogger sloth said...

semi dead, you need to take the brown waters today, elixir-like; the hot coffee enema. Nurse Crotchett will write you a prescription.

 
At 10:31 PM, Anonymous Thumbody said...

Nurth Crotchett and I want to thart a chain of hot coffee enema thtores and call them Thtarfuckths®

 
At 3:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's a great story. Waiting for more. » » »

 

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