Wednesday, April 05, 2006

bouncytrouncyflouncypouncy



This is my suit for practicing the new moves. I tried to get a batman costume, but there was a run on them at Abracadabra... so the Tigger/Spidey combo is the face of PAM! The Tigger hood is great for pogo-ing around on my head, and the Spidey Speedo® shoots out a sticky, weblike substance when you press the little button in the upper front panel... still trying to work out the logistics of swinging from my bathing suit area. The pose depicted is ZZZWAP! My bottom is made out of springs, AND I catch thieves just like flies. Lookout!

27 Comments:

At 4:39 PM, Anonymous vapor eyes said...

May I press one of the buttons in the bathing suit area?

 
At 4:43 PM, Blogger sloth said...

vapor eyes, are your fingers also made of vapor? cuz you might have trouble applying the required pressure.

 
At 4:46 PM, Anonymous vapor eyes said...

My fingers are made of gold. I am Vapor Eyes Goldfinger, just ask Shirley Bassey. Anyhoo, I am required to apply the maximum pressure allowed by law.

 
At 4:47 PM, Anonymous V.E.G. said...

I hope, however, that the bathing suit area is not too flouncy.

 
At 4:49 PM, Anonymous Sean Connery said...

VRONK! Beware the KURPLUNK! of the goldfinger.

 
At 4:52 PM, Blogger sloth said...

vapor eyes, you are a wanton moonraker. I will think it over. I don't let just *anybody* touch the button, y'know... but since your eyes are vapor, you would avoid injury from the web trajectory.

 
At 4:57 PM, Anonymous Vapor eyes said...

Oh, I get it now. SOrry to be so forward, I thought we were talkin' bout catching thieves. Once again I speak another language. I am always confused--please forgive.

And please forgive my overuse of the double dash.

 
At 5:00 PM, Blogger sloth said...

ah, your double dash is very revealing, it is giving me the vapors...

 
At 5:01 PM, Anonymous Mrs. Eyes said...

Please forgive my little Vapor, as he had a terrible accident at the age of 3 and has never quite recovered from the head trauma. I accidentally put his pants in the dryer while he was still in them. OOPS! My bad. He has made almost a full recovery, with the exception of clouded vision and a warped sense of reality. He also only speaks Greek now, but is learning English again from watching lots of porn.

 
At 5:05 PM, Blogger sloth said...

I think porn is a batman word, too:

"PORNNN!"

it is the sound of a flail.

 
At 5:10 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Mrs. Eyes, I think you were lucky with the 'accident.' Little Vapor is just damaged enough to be interesting.

 
At 10:18 PM, Blogger mountain man said...

Sloth is flouncy. PD is bouncy. May I be pouncy? This is fun. Nighty night my gumdroppers. Smooch.

 
At 11:30 PM, Blogger Corny said...

Its a good thing I didn't see this picture, The face of P-M! -it should it be spelled P-M! out of reverance for the holy of holies- before I left the house this morning or I would never have made it out. You are a special (italics) kind of super hero.

 
At 11:35 PM, Anonymous Funniest All Time Ever said...

Award goes to:


"Spidey Speedo® shoots out a sticky, weblike substance when you press the little button in the upper front panel"

Side-splitting grin, you slpit me in half

 
At 11:41 PM, Anonymous MEMO to Self: said...

I feel swingley in the BSA

 
At 11:47 PM, Anonymous Ruined Pole said...

I get blurred vision when my Spidey Speedo® shoots the sticky web, is this normal?

 
At 12:23 AM, Blogger sloth said...

ruined pole, you are adorable because ruint.... i love you, rp, please stay as you are, pure. blurry vision is an asset; the crisply defined world is a harshness & gentle tempering is possible thru the vaseline® treatment. Stay blurry.

 
At 12:29 AM, Blogger sloth said...

corny, I waited to sproing this one until I was sure you were safely in the refinery, churning out the brilliantine.

 
At 12:30 AM, Blogger sloth said...

mm, I am casting a spell thru my special webshooter tonight. Stay. Asleep. sssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......

 
At 12:59 AM, Anonymous rusted gums of milan said...

oil me please, my hinges are squeaking to wake the dead.

 
At 10:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

duh

 
At 10:32 AM, Blogger Corny said...

Its so true sloths, the world and her crispiness IS a vengeful crossing guard, always judging, critisizing, trying to flatten me, I will apply vaseline® to eyeballs as instructed and take a break from the choking choke collar of 20/20 vision today.

 
At 10:39 AM, Anonymous krixfort said...

I am in pounce mode today, ready to sproing into action. Who's with me?

 
At 10:49 AM, Blogger sloth said...

Krixy, let's run and pounce at each other, colliding in midair ... limbs will fly off, parts will be blasted into orbit. It will be spectacular...

 
At 11:25 AM, Blogger sloth said...

Corny, I have built up the vaseline® in my eyebones until they are two little translucent towers sticking out of my face. The effect is incredible, petroleum rainbows everywhere...

 
At 11:36 AM, Anonymous vapor eyes said...

I am suddenly feeling less different and more at peace with the world. Vaseline for everyone!!

 
At 3:16 PM, Blogger Cherrypie said...

I want one of those for my son. Where can I get one?

 

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