Sunday, April 09, 2006

plasma... dog plasma



Who knew the hospital could be so fun? Papa Sloth and I pounced on Nurse Crotchett and stole the key to the candy cabinet... Oxy for EVERYONE!

31 Comments:

At 11:16 AM, Blogger Heart As Arena said...

Is this the new Hirst?

 
At 11:46 AM, Blogger sloth said...

HAA, the nurses here are really well-educated about contemporary art... they put this installation together themselves in tribute to DH. There is also a room with sliced-up cadavers in formaldehyde.

 
At 11:53 AM, Blogger sloth said...

speaking of which, here is the recipe for an Oxycontini, which you must hoist tonight:

6 parts premium vodka
1 part Campari
1 part formaldehyde
3 parts Acme® jet fuel
Oxycontin as needed (use as garnish)

 
At 12:02 PM, Anonymous peeds said...

Oh Slothy, you de best! Next time I'm hanging in the hospital, I gotta bring a laptop. Not to mention some lock-picks. Would you please grab me some Lopressor, Lipitor, Cumidin, and Plavix? Thanks.

 
At 12:08 PM, Anonymous Doctor Manfred said...

ANd SLoth, tell nurse Crochett she needs to do something about those bristly chin whickers.

 
At 12:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is a chin whicker?

 
At 12:30 AM, Blogger sloth said...

I am happy to report that Mama Sloth is in high spirits and repairing quickly... today she ripped a pair of stirrups off an exam table and banged out the drum intro to "Lust For Life" on a metal bed pan. Nurse Crotchett had to tackle her & is threatening the icepick treatment...

 
At 8:33 AM, Anonymous pd said...

So happy to hear this Sloth!! I hope she continues to improve. I'll take care of nurse Crotchett for you.

 
At 10:35 AM, Blogger JD said...

Yes, Sloth, glad Mom is doing better.

 
At 1:56 PM, Anonymous beaner said...

Do you smoke the Heinz Baked Beans, or snort them?

 
At 2:18 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Oh, of course... suppository!

 
At 3:13 PM, Blogger Regi said...

Sloth, I've made a cup of soup for mom and pop. Keep me informed about their progress. Wish them well for me.

 
At 4:43 PM, Blogger sloth said...

thanks Regi. Papa sloth now has the pneumonia too, but is resting up at home, so I've donned the nurse hat stolen from Crotchett, and am administering the Oxycontinis & chicken soups.

 
At 8:18 PM, Blogger Corny said...

Sloths I bet you're a good nurse, generous with the meds and handy with a sponge.

Sorry, I know this is your parents we're talking about...

 
At 10:12 PM, Blogger sloth said...

'sokay corny, humor bein' the best medicine and all... Dad is feeling betta; we watched Who Framed Roger Rabbit together tonight, and I think he was wishing Jessica Rabbit was his nurse...

 
At 3:40 PM, Anonymous hammy said...

please pass the oxy mix. I am ready for it today. HATING hating hating the beige. Dying inside from lack of stimulation.

 
At 3:42 PM, Anonymous hammy said...

How is papa sloth today?

 
At 4:16 PM, Blogger Regi said...

Sloth, I was reading this magazine and thought of you. How are things going?

 
At 5:23 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Thanks Hammy. Pops got some good pharmaceuticals & is rebounding like a little Superball®. MamaSloth is home now, which is much betta for EVERYONE.

 
At 5:24 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Regi, I do know Beatriz Milhazes' work; her paintings are really beautiful. Thank you, Regi.

 
At 9:41 PM, Blogger deli-slicer said...

Are you getting enough meat, Sloth?

 
At 12:37 AM, Blogger fairy butler said...

hi sloth! i am having a cocktail in honor of your nursing skillz and the continued recoveries of the sloth-elders. when are you a coming home to the log?

 
At 9:52 AM, Blogger sloth said...

hi FB! the geezers seem to be out of the woods... YAY! so maybe tonight? or tomorrow. It's gotta be soon, 'cuz I am going maybe a leeetle bit nuts out here, and the Oxy supplies are running low...

 
At 8:33 PM, Blogger JD said...

Sloth, I'm so glad your folks are doing better. See you soon.

 
At 9:35 PM, Anonymous krixfort said...

anxiously waiting your return. Mama and Papa Sloth have a wonderful slothlet.

 
At 11:23 PM, Anonymous pd said...

Sloth, the deli in me will bring you the meats and PD will bring you the oxy!

 
At 11:52 PM, Blogger sloth said...

home again home again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! New York Fuckin' City, woooooo-wooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
At 11:53 PM, Blogger sloth said...

PD, I will take a bundle of the oxy-pills, wrapped up in very thinly-sliced proscuitto, K? sweet AND savory.

 
At 12:13 PM, Anonymous pd said...

i missed you sloth.

 
At 4:11 PM, Blogger sloth said...

missed you too, peeds! and eye am very excited about the ether meats...

 
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