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Who knew the hospital could be so fun? Papa Sloth and I pounced on Nurse Crotchett and stole the key to the candy cabinet... Oxy for EVERYONE!
posted by sloth @ 10:54 AM
31 comments
Sunday, April 09, 2006
Who knew the hospital could be so fun? Papa Sloth and I pounced on Nurse Crotchett and stole the key to the candy cabinet... Oxy for EVERYONE!
31 Comments:
Is this the new Hirst?
HAA, the nurses here are really well-educated about contemporary art... they put this installation together themselves in tribute to DH. There is also a room with sliced-up cadavers in formaldehyde.
speaking of which, here is the recipe for an Oxycontini, which you must hoist tonight:
6 parts premium vodka
1 part Campari
1 part formaldehyde
3 parts Acme® jet fuel
Oxycontin as needed (use as garnish)
Oh Slothy, you de best! Next time I'm hanging in the hospital, I gotta bring a laptop. Not to mention some lock-picks. Would you please grab me some Lopressor, Lipitor, Cumidin, and Plavix? Thanks.
ANd SLoth, tell nurse Crochett she needs to do something about those bristly chin whickers.
What is a chin whicker?
I am happy to report that Mama Sloth is in high spirits and repairing quickly... today she ripped a pair of stirrups off an exam table and banged out the drum intro to "Lust For Life" on a metal bed pan. Nurse Crotchett had to tackle her & is threatening the icepick treatment...
So happy to hear this Sloth!! I hope she continues to improve. I'll take care of nurse Crotchett for you.
Yes, Sloth, glad Mom is doing better.
Do you smoke the Heinz Baked Beans, or snort them?
Oh, of course... suppository!
Sloth, I've made a cup of soup for mom and pop. Keep me informed about their progress. Wish them well for me.
thanks Regi. Papa sloth now has the pneumonia too, but is resting up at home, so I've donned the nurse hat stolen from Crotchett, and am administering the Oxycontinis & chicken soups.
Sloths I bet you're a good nurse, generous with the meds and handy with a sponge.
Sorry, I know this is your parents we're talking about...
'sokay corny, humor bein' the best medicine and all... Dad is feeling betta; we watched Who Framed Roger Rabbit together tonight, and I think he was wishing Jessica Rabbit was his nurse...
please pass the oxy mix. I am ready for it today. HATING hating hating the beige. Dying inside from lack of stimulation.
How is papa sloth today?
Sloth, I was reading this magazine and thought of you. How are things going?
Thanks Hammy. Pops got some good pharmaceuticals & is rebounding like a little Superball®. MamaSloth is home now, which is much betta for EVERYONE.
Regi, I do know Beatriz Milhazes' work; her paintings are really beautiful. Thank you, Regi.
Are you getting enough meat, Sloth?
hi sloth! i am having a cocktail in honor of your nursing skillz and the continued recoveries of the sloth-elders. when are you a coming home to the log?
hi FB! the geezers seem to be out of the woods... YAY! so maybe tonight? or tomorrow. It's gotta be soon, 'cuz I am going maybe a leeetle bit nuts out here, and the Oxy supplies are running low...
Sloth, I'm so glad your folks are doing better. See you soon.
anxiously waiting your return. Mama and Papa Sloth have a wonderful slothlet.
Sloth, the deli in me will bring you the meats and PD will bring you the oxy!
home again home again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! New York Fuckin' City, woooooo-wooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PD, I will take a bundle of the oxy-pills, wrapped up in very thinly-sliced proscuitto, K? sweet AND savory.
i missed you sloth.
missed you too, peeds! and eye am very excited about the ether meats...
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