Friday, August 25, 2006

For FB

Hi fairy! This butler's for you:



16 Comments:

At 6:25 PM, Blogger sloth said...

The deluxe model. I've been saving him for a special occasion...

 
At 7:10 PM, Blogger bradleyrubenstein said...

i totally LOVE matthew barney too!

 
At 8:50 PM, Anonymous dumz said...

sloth, did i ruin your last post? eek. didn't mean to.

 
At 9:05 PM, Anonymous slothy said...

oh dubzy, NO, god no, it's my fault for being so deeply lame lately. Brain has become disengaged/unhinged for some reason, blog posts have suffered duly.

Dubz, you are the cream in my coolatta, or rather my culottes.

 
At 11:31 PM, Anonymous dubz said...

and you're the clown labia in my clam diggers.

 
At 12:55 AM, Anonymous sloths said...

Snortz... that's exactly what I'm-a talkin' about, dubz.

By the way, I share your despair about Pluto. No longer can I use the mnemonic device "My Very Educated Mother Just Sent Us Nine Pizzas." Possible replacement: "My Vagina Emits Marmalade Jam Shuffleboard Underarm Norway."

 
At 12:55 AM, Anonymous sloths said...

I uh, got a little lost there at the end.

 
At 2:05 AM, Anonymous bradleyrubenstein said...

uh, barney???

 
At 9:47 AM, Anonymous peeds said...

NOODLE! Slothy, you found him in Chelsea? That is some thong.

 
At 10:33 AM, Blogger fairy butler said...

wow sloths, he-man fairy with dainty rockand crystal g-string. and manfists. i hope he comes with a special comb.

 
At 10:45 AM, Anonymous slothy said...

yep, there's a comb FB; he keeps it tucked behind the anal beads.

 
At 10:57 AM, Anonymous slothy said...

it's an afro pick. he needs it for his, uh, feather duster.

 
At 5:23 PM, Blogger Corny said...

he looks so relaxed and sensual in that first picture.
I like your new mnemonic device Sloths. Especially the Shuffleboard Underarm Norway part, so obvious and easy to remember.

 
At 11:19 AM, Blogger sloth said...

Thanks, corns. Jr High science textbooks all across america are being reprinted with it. & I hear NASA is planning a new space probe mission to explore Planet Underarm.

 
At 11:43 AM, Blogger fairy butler said...

these pictures are very disturbing, highly disturbing. this guy looks like this yoga teacher i sort of know. actuallly kind of a combination of 2 different teacheres who are both weird. one plays his own cd of guitar music (soothing) in class. and preaches. i can't go to that place anymore. too many freaks.

 
At 8:09 PM, Anonymous dubz said...

i think i have a repressed memory or something, but every time i see this dude's rear view i get a spasm in my right testicle. anyhoo, does anyone know the house rules for shuffleboard underarm norway? what's regulation height again?

 

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