Tuesday, August 29, 2006


I am feeling all plundery today, doing the pirate dance, because there is FREE WI-FI IN THE NEW SHACK!!! hee-heeeeee...


At 10:54 AM, Blogger sloth said...

Today's tasks:

1. Scale the peaks of Mount Crappington, take a crap at the peak, plant jolly roger flag

2. Prepare for the first official day at NIPS (next Tuesday) by pacing back and forth, then drinking heavily

At 11:01 AM, Blogger sloth said...

3. Say "crap" and "peak" over & over again

At 11:07 AM, Blogger Corny said...

Hi sloths. Was it ok? did you get alot of students signed up for your classes? should I send some of the clowns from Mt.Clownington over for you to boss around?

At 11:08 AM, Blogger dubz said...

ffff--rr--r--r---reeeee WIFI!!!!!

At 11:11 AM, Anonymous pd said...

wow slothy, i did not know about the free wi-fi! is it a piggy-back deal? that is great. it just mean i need to get a computer for the shack so i can email you from upstairs.

At 11:51 AM, Blogger JD said...

Sloth, this could be dangerous. You might need to designate one hour a day for the wifi so as not to cut into relic time. Does the wifi also work in the "ladies room"? I can imagine some multitasking. . .

At 12:14 PM, Anonymous pd said...

that is why i don't have a laptop jd. it is also why i don't have a tiny computer that sits in front of your eyes...like glasses. i would be walking into all sorts of things.

At 2:12 PM, Blogger JD said...

PD, you've really hit upon someting there! Would the tiny eyes-computer be invisible? I think it should be; that way you could pretend you were paying attention to people who annoy you, but really you'd be ignoring them utterly.

At 2:13 PM, Blogger JD said...

I cannot believe I'm still home. This is beyond lame. I am leaving my house RIGHT NOW. Noche, you can roll around and show your belly all you want; I won't be pulled in.

At 3:25 PM, Anonymous pd said...

Noche, poor thing. Mommy has to go to work now.

JD, it looks like a tiny plastic shiled over one eye--barely noticeable to the pesky parent, for example.

At 4:54 PM, Anonymous Pirates of Ken's pants said...

YAR!!! Matey. Thar's nothing better than free wi-fi. Blow me down.

At 5:02 PM, Anonymous krixfort said...

JD, do you think noche would like this while you are away at the shack?

At 5:28 PM, Anonymous Regi said...

Your free wifi is causing your blog to not function. I thought you committed blogicide for a moment.

Good luck with your gig. Dont hide behind the desk and let that helping handyperson get their A grade.

Remember you have the power to corrupt minds for a lifetime, have fun with your power!

Do you have a prescription for sedatives or anti-anxiety drugs? This is the best advice I can give, really it is.

At 5:53 PM, Blogger dubz said...

wait! i just realized... that cat's not really wearing that scarf and eye patch!!

At 8:38 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Uggg, lame-o computer battery pooped out just as I was about to post... was blogless the whole fricken day!

PD, I will bring the flaptop upstairs to see if you get wifi up there. Also, I would like to get one of those computerized eye patches for my own parental tune-out usage. Will I be able to watch "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman?" That's the yardstick.

JD, what makes you think I'm not blogging from the toilet right now?

At 9:51 PM, Anonymous pd said...

UGGGGGGGGH! I am typing too fast...shield! Not shiled. I am quitting blogging. Sorry.

Sloth, I better not start with the wi-fi...now that I'm quitting.

At 11:04 PM, Anonymous slothy said...

NO QUITTY THE BLOGGY, PD. i am sorry, but it is not allowed. I have equipped your computer-monocle with a Pavlov-style shock device that will prevent you from slowing down even a little bit. Also, a little slice of deli meat will drop into your mouth with every post.

At 11:42 PM, Blogger JD said...

Krix, I think Noche would love an entertaining cat porn video!! Thanx for the link.

At 12:02 AM, Anonymous slothy said...

Oh, if Noche gets to have porno, Scout must also have it. She's that competitive. She gets all bent out of shape when she sees me watching videos of Annie."Stealth" cracks me up every time.

At 12:18 PM, Blogger JD said...

Sloth, Noche has a whole stash of kitty porn, and I'm sure he'd be glad to share it with Scout.

Some of it is pretty shocking stuff, though.

Btw, I couldn't get your link above to work. . .

At 1:26 PM, Anonymous slothy said...

kraps. Here it is:


I think you will like it, JD.

At 10:25 PM, Blogger JD said...

I DO love it, Sloth! Yes to barking, chirping, bleeping cats!

At 8:18 PM, Anonymous dubzy said...

yo slothers. where you at?

At 8:18 PM, Anonymous dubzy said...

yo slothers. where you at?

At 8:19 PM, Anonymous dubzy said...

like i said, where you at?

At 1:44 PM, Blogger sloth said...

ahoy, landlubbers, we're on the Cod this weekend. At this moment I'm sitting in the Lollycar, opposite an internet café, with MacGrooterkitty meowing in my ear. First day o' school is Tuesday; I am polishing my special dominatrix paddle in rabid anticipation... more layta, gaytas. oxoxoxo

At 9:54 PM, Anonymous dubz said...

good luck slothers. xoxo. miss U.

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