War
The Fouler speaks with a forked tongue. Words that hiss through the gap between the forks come out twisted and poisonous. We are behind you, Mountain Man, with our array of implements, medieval and otherwise, poised and ready for the bashing. Krix has her flail, Wandee has a flesh-removing apparatus, Ham Paw has the tongue-lashing device, PD has the slicer, Fairy Butler has an army of nibblers, and Sloth has long snaggle-claws that slash and tear. We are a loyal and invincible army!
posted by sloth @ 7:51 PM
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yes yes yes
The troops are assembled and ready to deploy upon your orders, MM, sir.
The fouler fork tongue is most most alarming!! He must be banished forever.
I'm ready! I whipped out my Turbo-Slicer 900 for the job.
Oh, Sloth did not even realize the TS900 had been released yet... you must have inside connexions, PD. Tell Sloth - does it purr? or roar? What is the fuel for this spectacular machine?
It purrs like a kitty while it's warming up...then it growls like a tiger as it's slicing. I have a connexion, yes. I used to date a guy at BOWERY RESTAURANT SUPPLY. It seems this slicer was never released, as they deemed it too dangerous for the typical cold-cut usage.
SLOTH!!!! My goodness the forked tongue is the picture of reality from the mouth of the fouler. You are kind and helping in the best way to initiate this call to arms on my behalf. Already my snarling powers are enhanced!!! I am ready. I have my weapons belt slung low on my hips, with holsters for all the newfangled guns I've been smithing in recent days.
Sloth is a lovely spirit. I will have to bake a Mountain Man cake for you in the coming times.
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