useful tulle
The féte at Ned's is drawing near, which raises a pressing question: what is a sloth to wear? Best to be prepared for any eventuality... rumor has it there may be a mob wedding. Digging deep into Mount Clothington produced this gown:
which will look stunning with a jaunty chapeau:
Available online if any of you are interested.
posted by sloth @ 5:11 PM
32 comments
32 Comments:
Must adopt zen like countenance when wearing honorable turd-bonnet.
PD, the poo hat is de rigeur at Ned's... I don't think they even let you past the velvet ropes without one.
I just ordered one in every colour. I also ordered a poo purse.
Speaking of poo, I am watching Jeff Koons talking to Tom Ford abour his "intuitive" work.
EXCELLENT pd. You will steal the show, my lovely. Would a poo hand-muff be too much of a muchness?
oh! what am I missing...!? where?
About, not abour.
I am looking at the "peg leg" ptg. of his.
Sundance channel.
He has mentioned "Andy" 46 times in the last four minutes. (Warhol)
He has such a massive crew working on everything.
got it -- thanks.
wonder if they will show the Cicciolina photos ... or will they pussy out.
good one, sloth. they showed very little.
interesting... they showed the tame ones, but the real porno is how the interviewer has his tongue up JK's ass.
Tom Ford selected the images...
Yes, he is definitely kissing his ass.
All that thrusting Jeff--you're getting Tom excited.
Those two were DEFINITELY made in heaven...
Didn't Disney make a movie called Escape to Mt. Clothington in the seventies?
"That dog. You call him Shithead."
Krixy, yes, it was the sequel to "The Witches of Clothington Corners." Perky orphaned children run away from evil orphanage and hole up in Eva Gabor's discarded bustle. Classic.
HAA, Slothy was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi.
Hi Slothy, I'm loving the hat. You will look so fine in this get up.
hi MM. I am stacking the poo high today. requires great concentration & zen-like composure, as per inner feces' recommendation.
I command thee to stack higher. I am very bossy for feces.
sloth, Well from now on I'll look to you for my fashion needs. I'm looking for a penis shaped wig and velvet suits. (really) Do you know of an internet source for these?
Dear Regi,
What about this?
mm. speechless.
Mountain Man,
Why do you know about this?
I am very confused. Your masculinity seethed at one point. I was proud. Now what am I to tell people? You need a change; you've soiled yourself.
i want the man crib for arthur. mm, maybe this should be part of the theme for neds? manbabies, onesies. I could wear the babysuit!
Regi, I am still trying to wrap my brain around "penis-shaped wig." Not quite sure how this would work? But somehow I am certain it exists. God bless America.
FB, I am practicing sucking my toes right now... wear the lavendar sweats 'cause the spit-up is gonna be flying!
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