Tuesday, March 28, 2006

useful tulle

The f├ęte at Ned's is drawing near, which raises a pressing question: what is a sloth to wear? Best to be prepared for any eventuality... rumor has it there may be a mob wedding. Digging deep into Mount Clothington produced this gown:



which will look stunning with a jaunty chapeau:



Available online if any of you are interested.

34 Comments:

At 6:55 PM, Blogger postmoderndebunker said...

Oh Sloth, I want a poo hat!! perfect for Ned's big bash. I will wear only that--be prepared.

 
At 7:25 PM, Anonymous Inner feces said...

Must adopt zen like countenance when wearing honorable turd-bonnet.

 
At 7:46 PM, Blogger sloth said...

PD, the poo hat is de rigeur at Ned's... I don't think they even let you past the velvet ropes without one.

 
At 8:09 PM, Anonymous pd said...

I just ordered one in every colour. I also ordered a poo purse.

 
At 8:09 PM, Anonymous pd said...

Speaking of poo, I am watching Jeff Koons talking to Tom Ford abour his "intuitive" work.

 
At 8:10 PM, Blogger sloth said...

EXCELLENT pd. You will steal the show, my lovely. Would a poo hand-muff be too much of a muchness?

 
At 8:11 PM, Blogger sloth said...

oh! what am I missing...!? where?

 
At 8:12 PM, Anonymous pd said...

About, not abour.
I am looking at the "peg leg" ptg. of his.

 
At 8:12 PM, Anonymous pd said...

Sundance channel.

 
At 8:13 PM, Anonymous pd said...

He has mentioned "Andy" 46 times in the last four minutes. (Warhol)

 
At 8:15 PM, Anonymous pd said...

He has such a massive crew working on everything.

 
At 8:17 PM, Blogger sloth said...

got it -- thanks.

 
At 8:23 PM, Blogger sloth said...

wonder if they will show the Cicciolina photos ... or will they pussy out.

 
At 8:25 PM, Anonymous pd said...

good one, sloth. they showed very little.

 
At 8:26 PM, Blogger sloth said...

interesting... they showed the tame ones, but the real porno is how the interviewer has his tongue up JK's ass.

 
At 8:26 PM, Anonymous pd said...

Tom Ford selected the images...

 
At 8:28 PM, Anonymous pd said...

Yes, he is definitely kissing his ass.

 
At 8:28 PM, Anonymous pd said...

All that thrusting Jeff--you're getting Tom excited.

 
At 10:13 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Those two were DEFINITELY made in heaven...

 
At 10:22 PM, Anonymous krixfort said...

Didn't Disney make a movie called Escape to Mt. Clothington in the seventies?

 
At 10:45 PM, Blogger Heart As Arena said...

"That dog. You call him Shithead."

 
At 11:15 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Krixy, yes, it was the sequel to "The Witches of Clothington Corners." Perky orphaned children run away from evil orphanage and hole up in Eva Gabor's discarded bustle. Classic.

 
At 11:20 PM, Blogger sloth said...

HAA, Slothy was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi.

 
At 10:46 AM, Anonymous Mountain Man said...

Hi Slothy, I'm loving the hat. You will look so fine in this get up.

 
At 11:05 AM, Blogger sloth said...

hi MM. I am stacking the poo high today. requires great concentration & zen-like composure, as per inner feces' recommendation.

 
At 11:09 AM, Anonymous Inner Feces said...

I command thee to stack higher. I am very bossy for feces.

 
At 12:58 PM, Anonymous regi said...

sloth, Well from now on I'll look to you for my fashion needs. I'm looking for a penis shaped wig and velvet suits. (really) Do you know of an internet source for these?

 
At 1:18 PM, Blogger mountain man said...

Dear Regi,

What about this?

 
At 4:40 PM, Blogger fairy butler said...

mm. speechless.

 
At 4:46 PM, Anonymous Mother said...

Mountain Man,
Why do you know about this?
I am very confused. Your masculinity seethed at one point. I was proud. Now what am I to tell people? You need a change; you've soiled yourself.

 
At 4:53 PM, Blogger fairy butler said...

i want the man crib for arthur. mm, maybe this should be part of the theme for neds? manbabies, onesies. I could wear the babysuit!

 
At 12:03 AM, Blogger sloth said...

Regi, I am still trying to wrap my brain around "penis-shaped wig." Not quite sure how this would work? But somehow I am certain it exists. God bless America.

 
At 12:08 AM, Blogger sloth said...

FB, I am practicing sucking my toes right now... wear the lavendar sweats 'cause the spit-up is gonna be flying!

 
At 8:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Enjoyed a lot! » » »

 

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