long weekend
Sloth has developed a pain in the paw from all of the computing lately. It is making for the grumps. The only treatment is a medicine called "Grump-Ex," but it needs to be augmented by a vacation-getaway in order to be effective. So Slothy has arranged to take a voyage with Hyena False Penis. There is a special oceanside shack for the relaxing. There is a deck and a hammock and there are gin-and-tonics for the soothing and the calming. This immersion-treatment will last 4 days, which is the minimum recommended dosage. HFP has rented a sporty vehicle for the trip:
The sunscreen has been packed, the weeds have been whacked, and Sloth is ready to flee. Lift-off is scheduled for Saturday morning. Sloth is counting the minutes.
posted by sloth @ 3:32 PM
7 comments
7 Comments:
yay slothy! you will have fun. I command it.
Aye-aye, Cap'n Krix. Sloth will drink a toast to you and all of the blogsters.
have fun in the flyingmobile and drink a g&T for me while you soak up the calms!
Lucky, lucky Sloth! Have a fun, computer-free weekend. You will of course be missed.
Thank you, blog-buds. Sloth and HFP will miss you, too. The flyingmobile is idling outside... we're off!
Sloth, I hope you enjoyed your festival of goon renouncing. You are below the ideas of which your self has followed unto the next in the form of juniper berry concoction fermentation. Good luck and good happiness. I am back and worse for wear and chanting to myself in lack of comprehension of the units of oneness. Disorientation upon re-entry. Lack of focus. Brain radiating outward and inward. Gumballs.
MM, we thought about you and Uncle Fritz often while we were fermenting. Big hugs.
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