Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Home sweet Log


Our little vacation is over, and Sloth is happy to be home, picking the sand-fleas, crustaceans, and other sea life out of the fur. They are like mementos of our trip. Sloth will press them into a scrapbook for future cherishing, to warm up the cold days of winter to come.

Sloth and Hyena False Penis noticed a fashion phenomenon that has caught on at the beach. It is called the "slingshot" bathing suit. Sloth was hoping to see the actual slingshot-action, but nobody wanted to demonstrate. Perhaps the Russians could use this remarkable invention to launch their next space-sailboat.

22 Comments:

At 12:04 PM, Blogger fairy butler said...

This image has burned itself inside of my mind. Hooray for the sling of flourescent green. If only I could see the backside. I wonder if there is motion when the slingshot walks. Yikes.

 
At 12:26 PM, Blogger sloth said...

There is kind of a wobbling motion, FB. It is hypnotic. Slothy was really hoping to see a launch, though. To see the flying parts.

 
At 3:12 PM, Blogger fairy butler said...

what's going on behind the sling? I mean, on the backside?

 
At 3:25 PM, Blogger sloth said...

In a word: butt-floss.

 
At 3:30 PM, Blogger wala said...

the sand, it must be quite unfriendly to that fashion channel slingshot. why did you leave reality and return to your long weekend, i will never know why.

 
At 4:01 PM, Blogger fairy butler said...

yes, butt-floss spandex was what I was fearing....or hoping for.

 
At 4:44 PM, Blogger mountain man said...

Wowee. I am definitely getting one in hot pink to counteract the natural greenish tint to my skin. Sloth I am glad you are back.

 
At 4:50 PM, Blogger sloth said...

MM! Thank you. It is very, very good to be back. You would look astonishing in the sling, methinks. It would create interesting tan lines.

 
At 4:53 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Monster Spank, the sand, the sun, and the stinging jellyfish are all unfriendly to the slingshot. And the slingshot is so very, very friendly. A little overly friendly, maybe.

 
At 5:52 PM, Blogger mountain man said...

A slingshot can never be too friendly, I think, Sloth. If we are unable to handle the slingshot, it is due to our un-evolved state. We must improve ourselves in relation to it, it sets a very high standard.

 
At 6:05 PM, Blogger sloth said...

The Baron would look great in a slingshot, methinks.

 
At 6:17 PM, Anonymous PD said...

This slingshot idea seems dangerous. I mean, you can put an eye out with that. What if it sprung loose...and the contents spilled out all over the place?

 
At 9:55 PM, Blogger sloth said...

That is exactly the point, PD. The tension, it is almost unbearable.

 
At 11:09 AM, Anonymous krixfort said...

In Biblical times, sloth, the slingshot was used to lay low the mightiest of men. I think that still holds true today.

 
At 11:39 AM, Blogger sloth said...

Yes. "Laying low" is an apt description for the effect of the slingshot grape-smuggler. Or banana hammock, if you prefer.

 
At 2:58 PM, Blogger Gene Tierney said...

corny suggested i visit your site and when this image popped up, the first thing i thought was that it was you. i was overwhelmed by your generosity. sharing your intimate travel pictures is more than most would do. even though seconds later i understood that, indeed, it wasn't you i still very much like being up on current men's fashions. thank you, log, for making my afternoon.

 
At 3:59 PM, Blogger ham paw said...

SLoth, welcome back. I missed you! This reminds me of a certain glass artist who used to run with his cheeks out in the wind. He is very famous.

 
At 4:24 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Hello Gene Tierney! Loved you in "Laura." You were so beautiful that two gay men fell in love with you in that movie. Corny is lucky.

 
At 4:24 PM, Blogger sloth said...

Hi Hammy, hope you are feeling better?

 
At 6:52 PM, Blogger ham paw said...

not totally better but on the mend. I am in my cube hoarsely calling out orders.

 
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