sugarplum

We yearn to synchronize flesh and tulle... the desire to cavort in the fluff is strong during the dark months. Frigid conditions cause the formation of icicles in the grey tissues, leading to acts both giddy and licentious. This "rainy season" business has produced an unnatural algae buildup.

what's round on both ends and high in the middle?

It's off to the flat regions for a few days, to celebrate Helliday on Ice Part I: The Schlepping.

slimed!!!!!!!



ol' slothy got hit with a fat wad of slime recently; I'm afraid it might be permanently adhered by way of pitting plus osmosis. According to the Helpful Hints of MamaSloth, chewing gum can be removed more easily by first freezing it with icecubes; maybe this will work with the goo? Plan "B" = dermabrasion with a wire brush.

that spesh time of year

Yesterday was the birthday of LogWorld's own DJ Dekker, aka AdHoc! A Sloth Asks: how is it possible for a person to get cuter and cuter every year?

I'm trying to be very quiet right now because he is still asleep, surrounded by birthday trinkets. This is the sign of a truly successful saturnalia.

And speaking of pagan holidays:

Christians Join the War On Christmas.

Maybe the religious right will eventually abandon christmas altogether, leaving it to the heathens... more fruitcake for us!

because we're fucking Goofy

^-----Pluto!!!!!!!!!!

this was the aftermath from hanging the show. Click the pic for images of the opening & afterparty at Sputnik...

my people

^---the Complaints Choir of Finland.