Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Spring cleaning

Log has gotten so messy lately, Sloth has decided to hire a cleaning lady for Log. This lady is named Wandee Love, and Sloth recommends her very highly. She comes with all kinds of equipments for the scrubbing and the tidying. There is really nothing she cannot do! Log is like-new sparkly, and the best thing of all is that her service is FREE! No kidding. She just asks that Sloth is present when she cleans, and takes a few pictures, which is really no problem at all. She spent an extra-long time on the bathroom, on her hands and knees, scrubbing away. She really is a treasure.

Friday, May 27, 2005


The debauched temptings are three times more delicious after a period of self-denial, don't you agree? Sloth has been gently lifted down off the horrible wagon at last, after having been "good" for an interminable 2 weeks. It is finally the time for the joyous misbehavior once again! Sloth will meet the lovely Anouk (shown here, in a reflective moment) at a booze-soaked dance hall for some frenzied and decadent frolicking.

The universe is aligning, ancient migratory patterns are showing themselves, and life teems. Sloth whistles through snaggle-teeths and watches for signals. Now.

Sunday, May 22, 2005


Sloth has baked a cake in celebration of spring! It is the Hedgehog of Spring. It is made from chocolate-rum cake with chocolate icing and chocolate wafers, and m&m's for facial features. Sloth enjoys the brown stuff occasionally (meaning chocolate). What else can you say about this cake? It is a little messy, but Sloth has only 3 fingers on each paw, and hobo-snaggle-toes. So it isn't bad, considering.

Mountain Man is away, which makes Sloth melancholy, but also makes some time to prepare a little surprise. Sloth is writing a song for MM & co., and working up an act which includes a clomp-dance and ends with some tumbling. Sloth has never done this before, so practice is challenging, but a viewing of Napoleon Dynamite demonstrates that it can surely be accomplished.

Sloth intended to give the nourishments to MM when he returns, but it may not last that long. The limpid blue eyes are begging to be chomped. It's almost unbearable.

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Fine Art

Sloth bought this exciting print at an antiques market. It just came back from the framer's. It is a drawing of a superhero girl who can shoot a laser beam out of her bottom-parts. In this picture, she is probably either welding something, or just practicing her superpower. She looks so calm and focused; Sloth marvels at her. Maybe with training Sloth could be a cool superhero like her. She will watch over Log while Sloth naps.

Tuesday, May 17, 2005


Cuddlemonkey, you are so soft and sweet, sloth hugs you gently. You are the healing love-monkey. Your pink tongue is spreading joy throughout Logworld. Please never grow up, or retract the pinkness.

Thursday, May 12, 2005


Sloth went to the "pottery center" and practiced making forms for topiary projects. The clay was like mud, which is Sloth's true medium. Sloth threw several pots, but this was the best one. The pottery-teacher lady encouraged Sloth to enter it in a contest. Sloth is not normally competitive, but is considering following her advice. Teachers are so inspiring!

Wednesday, May 11, 2005


Suddenly there are these crazy weeds with a godzillian roots that grow straight down, maybe into the Earth's core, or maybe even farther. Maybe they grow right through the planet and into outer space! Round-Up only seemed to make them grow more; Sloth needs professional help with these pesky buggers. They are devilish.

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

lawnmower man

This nice man stopped by in a van today and offered to mow the grass to uniform tallness. Sloth trusted him immediately due to his tuftedness of qualities, plus he reminds Sloth of something or someone, which makes a poignant feeling. This lawnmower man displayed a variety of colorful lawnmowing machines -- such complicated technological wonderment! But Sloth is not sure if it is good to be pro-mow. A level of protection could be lost, maybe. Sloth took the LM's business card (which is a piece of toast with his name and number burned onto it), and promised to call him with an answer. Sloth will nap on it.

Monday, May 09, 2005

stuck in my throat

Oh no... How shall Sloth identify this one for the Life List? It seems to want something, but what?

Friday, May 06, 2005


Sloth found this in a book today:

Why do they slander Sloth? Read on:

"Belphegor (representing sloth) is depicted as SLOTH incarnate. This sin is considered on of the flesh. Usually it is represented by scenes of falling asleep on the job, especially if the job is being performed by a monk. When in a state of Sloth, negligence and apathy soon set in. The donkey, a slow-moving, lazy creature is Sloth's representative animal."

The donkey is the Sloth's representative animal?? Wrong! Sloth is Sloth's "representative animal." Grumble.

Thursday, May 05, 2005


Speculation and gossip about a neighbor: does the abundace of teeth and feelers make up for the no-hair qualities? Sloth wonders.

Wednesday, May 04, 2005


She is pretty. She has big eyes for seeing in darkness of Log. Do you think she will marry Sloth?