trophies

Line up here for trophy distribution.

first and second prize for most spastic:


the pickled gnome prize:


oh god make it stop prize (this one's mine; back off!):


most adorable (I think maybe this one goes out to PD):


sloppiest:

all-star spaz-off

^--- this was while things were still all polite. click here & watch the inhibitions drop away, along with the clothes.

schpinnnn doktor

Hey, everybody! If you enjoyed Jennifer and Nicole's after-party, or if you blacked out and have no memory of that night whatsoever (don't worry, you'll find out all about it when I publish my memoir), here's your chance to relive the glory; DJ Dekker, aka our very own talented and adorable HFP, will be manning the decks once again at Ellie Pyle's opening/party this Tuesday, 6-midnight, at Michael Steinberg Fine Arts. Come & see the paintings, imbibe the open-bar drinx, sample the delicious foods, and throw-down to the spaz-inducing rhythms of DJs Dekker and Millree Hughes. Don't miss out... it's sure to be a dorkstravaganza on the dance floor!

blast off

Bright-n-early Sunday, lil' slothy will be setting the gyroscopes due north and lifting off for a brief Peace Corps stint at The Cod. The assignment this time around is to get running water, cooking and refrigeration hooked up for the natives, and to see to their general health and well-being. They only communicate through an arcane dialect that JD has dubbed "P.A." The language barrier can be frustrating, but copious lubrication helps to offset this issue.

Back Tuesday night; until anon, I'll be missin' all you spesh peeps!

xo, slothy

macgruderbooty

Log cat Scout, aka MacGruder, aka Mme. de la Grand Bouche, is on cloud 9, having recently returned from a very successful 'round-the-world shopping excursion. She hit all of the better big-box stores, and would like to share some of her more exciting finds with you. (We here at Logworld are a little worried about her; she's been hanging around with a disreputable-looking crowd since she got back.)

The score:

jewels (so affordable!)

Litter decor

Home decor

kitchen gadgets

candy

more candy

She's really been overindulging. In fact, she is in a candy stupor, eyes twirly, whiskers all a-quiver. Nurse Crotchett, pass the heart-massage paddles, please.

the simple life

It began innocently enough, with just a little touch o' the BIID, but I went on a bender and just couldn't seem to stop! Now that I've been reduced to my essential part, very little maintenance is required, just an occasional feeding... kind of like a houseplant.

blister in the sun

If you see a hobbled and whimpering sloth limping down 7th Avenue, there is a simple explanation: new summer sandals.

it's piggy abuse, really, is what it is.